The grumpy thread

[Tadhg Tiogar]

45 minutes ago, Tigerfox said:

5 months now.

Would chase them, but have a 21 plate loan for all that time

The wonders of modern technology. 

[sierraman]

15 hours ago, meggersdog said:

Yesterday an old lady turns up for her car MoT " I'm a little early " she says ' erm your appointment is 4pm it is 12.30 now'  "I'll wait in the car, I'm not going all the way home"  we are about 3 miles from her house. Carrying on with the MoT we are already in the middle of I see her go back into the office then back to her car. When we'd finished the customer in the waiting area informs us the lady has gone home.

She turns up again at just after 2pm , still way too early "I've got my book, I'll sit in the car and read that"  ' yeah, don't leave it there infront of nextdoors entrance'  "well where can I park ?"  hmm maybe infront of my office where it says  mot parking only. Finish the 2 O'clock MoT and the 3 O'clock turns up "ooh do you want to do that retest first " he asks. Nope that's the 4 O'clock .. oh, bit early.

So when I get around to doing this ladys car MoT it fails. One headlight bulb not working so obviously headlamp aim not checked. If a car fails on bulbs and we have them we will fit them but if it also fails on something else we don't. Both outer cv boots were loose (metal bands had broken) and there was grease on the hubs and discs. Not the end of the world , advised on rear tyres being cracked and worn on the edges rear indicators discoloured and one exhaust bracket had corroded off. " My car has never failed an MoT . Are you going to fix it ? " Told her we only do MoTs not repairs. She booked it in with the garage nextdoor and left.

She turned up today and a member of staff spoke to her. I was polishing some headlights as there wasn't much of  a beam pattern. The nasty old bat pointed at me in the workshop " I want to see him" my staff explained that I was in the middle of an MoT "he's avoiding me " she hissed. I was summoned to the office  "you are really underhand, you've ripped me off " excuse me , holding the failure sheet she says "you've charged me for something you haven't done. I want my money back" tried to explained that I charged her for an MoT inspection and you have to pay whether it passes or fails. She was having none of it. "I'm going elsewhere and I'm not paying for another MoT "  Told her she can go where ever she wants even the ministry if she likes but unless it's fixed it will fail. Again the I'm not paying came back. Told her if she gets the failure items fixed within ten working days it is a free retest here. "I'll be back on Sunday"  I'm getting fed up with the old bat now so replied " bring some sandwiches with your book then as we won't be here until Monday, cheerio"

The MoT ran out in January and the tax ran out end of June so if she turns up again tomorrow and the work isn't done I'll dob her in to the law.Nasty old bat. 

There’s a select band of people that think the MOT is some sort of all encompassing free service that you don’t have to pay for if you fail. 

Probably same type of person who drives the Insignia I passed in the street yesterday, 4 bald tyres, not low but bald, you could barely see the tread. By rights that should be instant ban - 3 points per tyre. 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

31 minutes ago, sierraman said:

.... Probably same type of person who drives the Insignia I passed in the street yesterday, 4 bald tyres, not low but bald, you could barely see the tread. By rights that should be instant ban - 3 points per tyre. 

Depends on how assiduous the local road traffic fuzz are. Clearly not very, if that Insignia has been slipping around like that for a while*. For bonus points, see if it has current VED/MoT, etc.

[sierraman]

Just now, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Depends on how assiduous the local road traffic fuzz are. Clearly not very, if that Insignia has been slipping around like that for a while*. For bonus points, see if it has current VED/MoT, etc.

I don’t know if it’s people’s attitudes or whether the police take a more laid back approach to roadworthiness but you see it quite a lot. 

[chaseracer]

What police?

[New POD]

3 hours ago, Spurious said:

1. They can choose not to recognise a union for collective bargaining purposes. However theres legal means for forcing an employer to refuse recognition of a Trade Union through the Central Arbitration Committee. 

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1999/26/schedule/1

2. You can still join a union. That's right with some heavy case law behind it. 

 

Lots of employment law is full of what's 'reasonable' which is why lots end up in before Labour relations tribunals etc. to interpret what's 'reasonable'

I was in a union. The only person in a factory of 450 in a union.  I was staff. 

They management seemed surprised when I told them i was bringing a friend to a redundancy meeting. 

The union rep I bought had been negotiating the redundancies of 3000 biscuit workers a couple of hours earlier as the regional negotiator. 

[Low Horatio gearbox]

On 10/13/2021 at 2:47 PM, DoctorRetro said:

Meeting with HR in a couple of weeks to battle going back to the office full time. 

There's absolutely no benefit in me being in office all the time, most of my meetings will still be video calls, but that makes no odds to certain people. 

 

I remember eons ago asking to work from home 2 maybe 3 days a week for childcare reasons. My wonderful* managers line was  .."but if j let you work from home ther others will want to too"  ... and?  That's your issue not mine.   To be fair she was so used to working for a huge American  corporation in fredomland with their company friendly but worker not legislation.  As per your line it wasnt that I or anyone needed to be in the offices all day everyday but that out manger wanted us there. Strangely that rule never applied to her - she WFH for 3 days once as she had a slight cold.     Hope it goes they way you want it.

 

 

 

Today's first world problem for  me... this box contains 4 spark plugs and 2 gallons of 20w/50 allegedly..

[outlaw118]

[Low Horatio gearbox]

Just the plugs. Tho the box is ten times to big for the 4 of them.. and 10 times to small for the oil. 🤷‍♂️

[anonymous user]

2 hours ago, chaseracer said:

What police?

Well there was a police car with flashing blue lights just off J16 of the M4 yesterday which caused a mild panic, as I was being taken out on a test run in a car that was on sorn, the chap had forgotten to put his trade plates on.  Luckily police car wasn't after us.

[chaseracer]

CRIM 😉

[Bren]

I have lost power to some of my kitchen sockets. Nothing tripped - one double gang still works but not others.

I have a front door that we cannot use because the latch is knackered.

Sick of bastard houses.

[3VOM]

6 minutes ago, Bren said:

I have lost power to some of my kitchen sockets. Nothing tripped - one double gang still works but not others.

I suggest the kitchen is on a radial circuit and the connection in the back of the working socket or the next non-working socket is broken.

[Fumbler]

10 minutes ago, Bren said:

I have lost power to some of my kitchen sockets. Nothing tripped - one double gang still works but not others.

I have a front door that we cannot use because the latch is knackered.

Sick of bastard houses.

I'd imagine the plug scenario to be something along the lines of the the outgoing conductors have fallen out or lost connection with the terminal for whatever reason. They can melt too which causes a horrible mess.

EDIT- @3VOM beat me to it!

[eddyramrod]

While I was walking the dog this morning I had what seemed like a good idea for a thread, probably for the Open side.  Can I remember it now?  Guess!

[Supernaut]

5 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

While I was walking the dog this morning I had what seemed like a good idea for a thread, probably for the Open side.  Can I remember it now?  Guess!

Was it going to be a thread about short-term memory loss?

[Remspoor]

8 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

While I was walking the dog this morning I had what seemed like a good idea for a thread, probably for the Open side.  Can I remember it now?  Guess!

One asking for favourite dog walks?

[High Jetter]

Animal roffle? Wanted ads for dog walkers? Something related to picking up shite? (The doggy kind)

[anonymous user]

8 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

While I was walking the dog this morning I had what seemed like a good idea for a thread, probably for the Open side.  Can I remember it now?  Guess!

Welcome to my world, I try to remember things by writing them down, but then lose the bit of paper. Occasionally I find bits of paper with things written on, but the few random words, or phone number with no name make no sense to me.

[loserone]

Downloaded and reuploaded copies of portrait orientation tictok videos of recordings of landscape orientation youtube videos.  Just use a fucking link.

[MikeR]

That wheeler dealers , they buy a TVR for 8 grand and the chassis etc is fucked . 

So they rebuild it and do it all up ..

And put it on the market to make a grand  , FFS , put it up for 20 grand I was screaming at the telly and them come down ...

No wonder they are still doing up cars 

[sheffcortinacentre]

Fucking up cars

[MikeR]

11 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Fucking up cars

That G wagon episode was a classic example ! 

[Fumbler]

While driving home I twatted the nearside mirror on a branch going 30MPH. Absolutely buggered the adjustment mechanism inside as you can now twist the mirror to face up at the sky or down to the ground. I've adjusted it best I could, but I bet going over a bump will render it useless again.

[Fumbler]

3 hours ago, Fumbler said:

While driving home I twatted the nearside mirror on a branch going 30MPH. Absolutely buggered the adjustment mechanism inside as you can now twist the mirror to face up at the sky or down to the ground. I've adjusted it best I could, but I bet going over a bump will render it useless again.

I took the car out on a shakedown run after replacing the fuel filter and emulsion tube. Predictably the mirror slumped downwards upon the first bump, so it's effectively useless. I have a spare at the unit. It's a little green but it will work.

[High Jetter]

Try and avoid those 30mph branches in the future!

[Fumbler]

43 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Try and avoid those 30mph branches in the future!

Bien sur.

[Remspoor]

21 hours ago, MikeR said:

That wheeler dealers , they buy a TVR for 8 grand and the chassis etc is fucked . 

So they rebuild it and do it all up ..

And put it on the market to make a grand  , FFS , put it up for 20 grand I was screaming at the telly and them come down ...

No wonder they are still doing up cars

Wheeler dealers? Did you watch the last Edd video on YT? He brought back the Paul  man. The guy that helped with the mechanics. It turns out he was more than a helper. He went and ascertained if the car was a viable project before the show purchased it. Time to dump the Mike.

On the latest series they purchase a XJ6. Had to replace the twin tanks. The cost was meant to be 150 squid each. Look at the prices on line and that is total fabrication. They are double or triple that.

You can watch the series on YT.

[Timewaster]

Although I like to watch it, Wheeler Dealers is a fake as Eastenders or one of those stupid videos on Facebook that say For entertainment only. 

[omegod]

22 hours ago, MikeR said:

That wheeler dealers , they buy a TVR for 8 grand and the chassis etc is fucked . 

So they rebuild it and do it all up ..

And put it on the market to make a grand  , FFS , put it up for 20 grand I was screaming at the telly and them come down ...

No wonder they are still doing up cars 

Complete bullshit show that, One of the early episodes they blagged that they found a pair of mint MK1 MR2 front wings in the correct red for £20 each that were obviously brand new and freshly fucking painted. If I ever meet Brewer he's getting reminded of the fact !