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Had a lovely morning but 2pm-5pm is best forgotten

 

Grumps are:

 

1 ptfe tape - the fucking stuff wouldn't let go of my finger,attracted all kinds of dust,tried to stick to my jumper and various other things

 

2 heating oil- smelly bastard stuff

 

3 bastard fucking monkeyflange washer that wouldn't seal

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Had a lovely morning but 2pm-5pm is best forgotten

 

Grumps are:

 

1 ptfe tape - the fucking stuff wouldn't let go of my finger,attracted all kinds of dust,tried to stick to my jumper and various other things

 

2 heating oil- smelly bastard stuff

 

3 bastard fucking monkeyflange washer that wouldn't seal

Sorry, but this made me laugh!

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I've just had a shower, fuck me my hands are burning now! Oil hides cuts well

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There are plenty of sub £600 cars about. I would sooner buy one with evidence of a recent timing belt change, than one without...

It has an entry in the service book - but no receipt. The clutch and flywheel were done at the same time - for which there is a receipt!

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The annual 2cv duck race took place in Farnham this morning for the 29th time. And a good time was had by all. A very far back passer by, who I would have said was well lubricated were it not 11am, wearing a blazer and cravate asked about us. I was polite as per, and explained our charity duck race and subsequent drive down to the apple tasting fair. He said. " oh, I think I'd rather be in the Ferrari club". I was stunned into silence while Colin, who is probably 20 years older than me told him that we have far more fun!

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The prices of decent 2cvs is why I moved on to cxs and now Mercedes. However the current family 2cv was bought for a couple of hundred in 1996.

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Stop making me laugh, this is the GRUMPY thread.

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Lots of people posting monged this, mongtard that...

 

Because Downs Syndrome is hilarious*

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Lots of people posting monged this, mongtard that...

 

I also find such casual discrimination against those with disabilities truly vexing, and I wish otherwise intelligent people would think before they write.  It happens very infrequently here, though it shouldn't happen at all.

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Wimmins.

 

Took Kinky on a trip yesterday on the understanding we would be late back, I'd drive her home and I would not be stopping as I'm not leaving my car on a shitty Leeds street 400 yards away for student tossers to damage it. Fine, lets go. Gets on said trip, and it's constant trying to make me agree to stay whining.

 

Also told Ma she is not to attempt to remove wallpaper while I'm gone as she will just fuck it up. It's been a fun afternoon today with a tub of filler on the gouges she's made.

 

what do you think you are doing lolligagging around when you should be hand crafting my dice valve caps?

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I also find such casual discrimination against those with disabilities truly vexing, and I wish otherwise intelligent people would think before they write.  It happens very infrequently here, though it shouldn't happen at all.

 

As someone who has a sister with Downs Syndrome, I can't say the phrase bothers me very much. I know she's far more intelligent than users of Gumtree, for whom the word Mong was truly developed.

 

 

A few calls for focus - wanting to know when timing belt was done.

 

Sorry, but it is a sub £600 car - not moon on a stick

 

I can't sympathise I'm afraid. In the world of cheap motors, it truly is a buyer's market. I'll ask about service history on a car with half that asking price. Just because it's cheap doesn't mean I want a load of grief. This technique never* (ahem, Rover) goes wrong...

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Black dog has been in residence for the last few days. It will pass I know but it does make life hard sometimes.

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Got my insurance renewal through, it has tripled.

 

The accident last year when the bloke went into me on a roundabout was paid out at over £12k!

 

Someone got a nice payout... No wonder he was complaining of a bad neck

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Allianz are no longer doing car insurance! which ok there's loads of places that do, but its always been so easy to add a car for a few weeks / months with them. and cheap. now it's going to cost me 234£ to insure the clio.

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Allianz are no longer doing car insurance! which ok there's loads of places that do, but its always been so easy to add a car for a few weeks / months with them. and cheap. now it's going to cost me 234£ to insure the clio.

I think they're still doing it but only via brokers, not direct

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I also find such casual discrimination against those with disabilities truly vexing, and I wish otherwise intelligent people would think before they write.  It happens very infrequently here, though it shouldn't happen at all.

I've stopped saying/writing this - but I honestly never intended it to be offensive to anyone except eBay chancers (and I actually probably stopped it before eBay started).  Just like spaz - it was something I grew up with not realising what it was really about.

 

My grump is US sourced TV is quite happy to teach my daughter (aged 8) that spazzy, bummer and bastard are fine since they aren't regarded as offensive there.

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what do you think you are doing lolligagging around when you should be hand crafting my dice valve caps?

 

Sorry Sir. all caught up and dispatched now Sir.

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Docs phoned up, they're referring me to endocrinology due to love spuds operating rather sub optimally. I've a feeling a whole new level of embarrassment awaits. 

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I've a feeling a whole new level of embarrassment awaits. 

 

It'll be fine as long as you don't tell anybody about it. Oh.

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As someone who has a sister with Downs Syndrome, I can't say the phrase bothers me very much. I know she's far more intelligent than users of Gumtree, for whom the word Mong was truly developed.

 

 

 

 

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I work with kids with disabilities and their struggles with daily life piss on almost anything on the grumpy thread. The use of terms like mong, retard and my pet hate, spaz is that it is a continual assault on the image of people with disabilities. Whilst you might not find it offensive as you have had the benefit of knowing someone with Downs and understand the capabilities of the real person, for most it just reinforces the idea that people with disabilities are inferior in one way or another. This in turn makes it harder for them to get by in life. Some of the kids I have had the pleasure to know are the hardest working most dedicated kids you could ever meet and get on really well in the workplace - just not the sorts of workplace where mong, retard and spaz and commonly used.

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Schadenfreude mode. 

The cab driver who scraped my car last year and called me every name under the sun when confronted is sat behind the wheel of his TX in tears because it won't start. 
This is for every time you've woken me up revving the nuts off the thing 'because it needs to warm up'. No, moron, that's what glow plugs are for. 

Karma's a bitch, mate - isn't it? Had you had the decency to admit what you'd done at the time and stumped up some cash to pay for the repairs, I'd be out there with a boost pack giving you a hand. 

 

Awfully cold at the moment, so I won't be bothering, sorry. Sort yourself out. 

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Listening to Jeremy Vine, he had 2 Americans arguing over the 2 presidential candidates, Americans always act like they're their parents.

 

I can't imagine anyone arguing over here for Teresa May and the like.

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I have a sister in law with Down's syndrome, but as you say,you hear those terms but in our mind they don't have any connection with disabled people

 

I also dislike things being referred to as "gay"

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Listening to Jeremy Vine...

 

...and THERE's the problem!

 

;)

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Black dog has been in residence for the last few days. It will pass I know but it does make life hard sometimes.

There's no like to that, I have exactly the same problem.

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I got sacked from one of my jobs today.  I was seriously considering quitting, but they got there first.

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I have put the focus on ebay despite vowing I would never sell anything on there again.

 

It really shows how shit gumtree is.

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