Secret Santa 20.....My work this year is done

[ruffgeezer]

I will try and get mine out today, my surgery looks to have been performed with a tin opener so no guarantees I'm afraid. 

[dozeydustman]

Finally got mine posted this morning after Saturday’s farce. Should be with my giftee before the Yuletide!

[Rovorsche]

B O L L O C K S

[ruffgeezer]

2 minutes ago, Rovorsche said:

A small box of battery powered fun is on its way, best used with one or more friends...

I thought we weren't doing dildos again this year? 

[Tenmil Socket]

Received mine today and placed under the tree so thank you whoever you are.

[ruffgeezer]

OK, sent but not wrapped, it is marked as to the contents though!

[stephen01]

Received something, not opened, posted mine out again, don’t ask! 
 

[Timewaster]

37 minutes ago, stephen01 said:

Received something, not opened, posted mine out again, don’t ask! 
 

Place I used to work would send parcels out by securicor. We would often reuse boxes we had received orders in. 

The number of times we got our own bloody parcels back two days later was ridiculous.  Must remove all traces of labels before sending!

[Saabnut]

As I have had to cancel my Christmas trip away, I am still at home so can report my parcel arrived today. Thank you Santa, it will be opened on Friday!

[Ohdearme]

I’ve received mine but have yet to dispatch mine thanks to some eBay twattisms and unreliable postage arrival dates...

The poor recipient may therefore have the pleasure* of a second Christmas as their shite pressie arrives a few days after Santa has scoffed the mince pies and waddled off.

[brownnova]

Received the other day merci beaucoup secret santa, mine all dispatched and sent, original plan didn’t come to fruition so plan b had to be employed... 

[Spurious]

Sent mine the other day. 

I'm sorry I didn't have time to find/take something useless & car related out of the bin but something else nice instead.  And the packaging was very blue peter. But however it's something useful I hope 

[Dan_ZTT]

I've had two separate things arrive that I wasn't expecting... hopefully that doesn't mean someone's been left out?

[bigstraight6]

I received mine today, it’s now beneath the Christmas tree...

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Just got back after a week away mass testing Cockneys who’ve all bloody got it anyway. Anyway came back to an exciting looking parcel and because I asked someone else to deal with it mine has been posted before Christmas for the first time ever!

[95 quid Peugeot]

Any issues or if youve forgotten,  or really late posting,  let me know and i get elves to inform recipient 

[stripped fred]

Mine has arrived. Now under the tree🎄

[Spurious]

2 hours ago, 95 quid Peugeot said:

Any issues or if youve forgotten,  or really late posting,  let me know and i get elves to inform recipient 

Mines been sent and I've received a rather big and heavy parcel. 

 

I'm intrigued to see what's in it. It rattles a bit. Hopefully it's delightfully shite. 

[dozeydustman]

I’ve lost my tracking number for my recipient; I hope it has arrived

[Joey spud]

A beige parcel has landed at mine.

[motorpunk]

Can I just say - I feel so sorry for any children who’s presents were wrapped by my secret Santa this year... 😁

[w00dy]

A gift has been received! Thank you Santa.

[Ohdearme]

My appallingly shite present has been left at the mercy of the post office today so some lucky* shiter can expect a belated present some time Monday.

[robinmasters]

Mine is under the tree, and the recipient of my gift has confirmed arrival. Peace and goodwill to all men etc. 

[Ohdearme]

Kids mean I’ve been up since 4:15 and first autoshite gift opened.

Most practical trim removal tools!

 

[Ohdearme]

Somebody has gone to town...

 

North of border suspected...

[Ohdearme]

Cheers mystery shiter, off to dunk tunics caramels in my coffee.

[Craig the Princess]

 

Thank you Santa! That should pass a few hours post Christmas lunch, would play again A+++

[groovylee]

Wow! My secret Santa was amazingly generous! Thankyou 🥰 been up since 0600 with the small groovys 🤪

[KitKat]

Best. Christmas present. Ever!!

Thanks mystery secret shiter Santa, looks like a cracking read!! 🎄🙂