eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Got all excited thinking this was a 'genuine' Citrine

ford mondeo mk1 | eBay

That V6 engine is dog shit imho, but still a nice looking car that.

[Cavcraft]

1971 Very Popular Classic VW Beetle Rat Rod Look, Air Ride Suspension | eBay

'Collection in person only from Blackpool, United Kingdom'

'One's a steaming great rusting shitty old hulk that nobody in their right mind would be seen it and should be bulldozed  straight off the fucking  north shore....'

'Actually, make it both of them'

[grogee]

Ruined, and now it doesn't start. Distress sale. So the £1000 asked could turn into less. 

This seems like meat and drink to people like @Wack.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-range-rover-25dt-automatic-sold-as-sparesamprepairs-please-read-advert/1462994597

 

[Wack]

11 minutes ago, grogee said:

Ruined, and now it doesn't start. Distress sale. So the £1000 asked could turn into less. 

This seems like meat and drink to people like @Wack.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-range-rover-25dt-automatic-sold-as-sparesamprepairs-please-read-advert/1462994597

 

Good job all the petrol stations aren't closed down so you can still buy petrol and matches 

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, grogee said:

Ruined, and now it doesn't start. Distress sale. So the £1000 asked could turn into less. 

This seems like meat and drink to people like @Wack.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-range-rover-25dt-automatic-sold-as-sparesamprepairs-please-read-advert/1462994597

 

Would be good for target practice on a range.

[cort16]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/158969247184421

[cort16]

Manual XJS manual track car

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/719903916475587

[mat777]

Now, I've seen my fair share of outrageous lies in used car ads, but this takes the biscuit...

[wuvvum]

18 hours ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/207617579080211/

Pah.  A real man would have driven to the shows in the C5.

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/655009453421174

1955 Reliant regal mk2

£6,995

[Cavcraft]

car uk used cars for sale | eBay

'O/s/f Wong slight different colour'

 

 

That reminds me of the time I got the sack for having sex with the Chinese girl from accounts in the lift at work. I was fucking Wong on a lot of levels.

 

[grogee]

7 hours ago, cort16 said:

Manual XJS manual track car

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/719903916475587

Is it wrong I like this? @Cluffy should buy it for me. It's near his stomping ground after all. 

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-legend-saloon-1992-other-3206-cc-2-doors/1471617958

[Cluffy]

36 minutes ago, grogee said:

Is it wrong I like this? @Cluffy should buy it for me. It's near his stomping ground after all. 

I bloody love an XJ-S as you know. But not that one sadly... I'd have another...

 

[Schaefft]

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-legend-saloon-1992-other-3206-cc-2-doors/1471617958

I was asking for photos of this months ago. Looks like it's finally priced what it's worth, rear arches are shot naturally.

[Wibble]

2 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

I was asking for photos of this months ago. Looks like it's finally priced what it's worth, rear arches are shot naturally.

Dad had the four door back in the day. Beautiful cars but the Senator’s a better drive.

[Justwatching]

Eyesore Crown Vic. Such a naff attempt.  

Marketplace – 1995 Ford Crown Victoria | Facebook

Something very wrong with the rear axle, too. 

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/310813181938500/

[D.E]

Not the most exciting spec, but £500

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a8-v6-2.8/1471628420

[Cavcraft]

7 hours ago, Justwatching said:

Eyesore Crown Vic. Such a naff attempt.  

Marketplace – 1995 Ford Crown Victoria | Facebook

 

Something very wrong with the rear axle, too. 

[500tops]

One owner!

Fucking Strabane though 😕

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2001-peugeot-306-20-hdi-meridian-estate-not-406-405-citroen-zx-xsara/1471643185

 

[ArtVandelay]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266553896478?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=3Z62yon_Qx2&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=R58TigwHRDS&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312285102758?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&fuel-type=Petrol&page=23&postcode=Po383da&seller-type=private&fromsra

[bezzabsa]

Brave pills possibly needed 

 Selling as non runner . Use to drive fine but i think needs to reset by diagnostic device. Just not going into anygear. All of rest are working fine. Only alloys on this cost me £600. No time wasters pls only serious buyer. Stupid offers will be ignored obviously

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/289303527468196/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Asimo]

Some Colour really lifts this from the bland. Shame it is broken but £850.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/333391292907161
 

[EyesWeldedShut]

£1500 Avensis?
Been on FB since October, price dropped from £2500 so maybe they'd budge lower (but it is near here so unlikelyballs)

Shite pictures and MoT suggests getting crispy at the rear

[B4lljoints]

6 hours ago, 500tops said:

One owner!

Fucking Strabane though 😕

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2001-peugeot-306-20-hdi-meridian-estate-not-406-405-citroen-zx-xsara/1471643185

 

One for @Petrolize?

[Cavcraft]

ford cortina carasail mk 5 | eBay

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1372291546737432/

[Petrolize]

1 hour ago, B4lljoints said:

One for @Petrolize?

I keep looking longingly at that one but being in Ireland the logistics are a bit out the window