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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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9 hours ago, goosey said:

What’s are they like to live with ? Parts availability etc ? What’s wheels fit ? Are the front wings bolt on ? I would be greatfull for any info you have on these 

sorry for all the questions 

Wheels 4x108 ford, Peugeot, Citroen.

D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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Diesel 75, £300:

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Need to sell in NEXT TWO DAYS

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202311214152014?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&page=5&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

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Failed the test in June, defects and advisories:

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Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

  • Offside Front Suspension arm pin or bush likely to become detached rear bush torn/broken (5.3.4 (a) (ii))

Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively both (3.4 (b) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp lens seriously defective (4.1.1 (b) (ii))
  • Offside Front Headlamp lens seriously defective (4.1.1 (b) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Direction indicator incorrect colour (4.4.3 (a))
  • Offside Front Direction indicator incorrect colour (4.4.3 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Hydraulic brake calliper inadequately mounted spring missing (1.1.16 (c) (i))

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

  • Offside Front Direction indicator lens defective which has no effect on emitted light (4.4.1 (b) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened all discs are slightly pitted (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Direction indicator slightly discoloured side repeater (4.4.3 (a))
  • Offside Front Direction indicator slightly discoloured side repeater (4.4.3 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Rear Upper Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Offside Rear Upper Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Rear rear exhaust silencer slightly corroded

 

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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2 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

How the actual fuckk can a Manual roof fail????????????

there were always a PITA even from new, but jeez - you'd think living in Wales he would know not to fuck about with the roof!!

First thing my wife did in the Ovlov when we got it was to press the 'lecky sunroof button (it was dark, and raining).
We're in Wales and, somehow, still married :-) 

  • grogee and Momentary Lapse Of Reason
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

 

That's novel.  I've never heard of a car being a nonce before.

It's chocks away for chitty! Can David Walliams really get the famous car airborne? | Daily Mail Online

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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FORD TRANSIT - Check MOT history – GOV.UK (check-mot.service.gov.uk)

'God knows how many miles'

According to the MOT history then anywhere between 391,784 or 237,310 and 55,736. But quite possibly all of them added together.

'Located in Rhyl, United Kingdom'

'We are not in a position...'

You are, M8. A fucking shit one.

 

 

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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1 hour ago, grogee said:

£10k bran find. 

My dad hired one of these once and we couldn't believe how rough it ran. 

https://www.freeads.co.uk/uk/buy-sell/motors/classic-cars/39224344/ford-sierra-4x4-28-injector-xr-4x4-5-door/view

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I crashed one of these into a horse in 2015, I can't believe how much glass went all over my face 

grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

grogee

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4 minutes ago, alcyonecorporation said:

I crashed one of these into a horse in 2015, I can't believe how much glass went all over my face 

Was the horse a write-off? 

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alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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On 22/11/2023 at 19:19, grogee said:

Was the horse a write-off? 

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Well, you certainly couldn't have fitted it into a Volvo 340. 

The agister shot it while I was being questioned by the police. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1986 Bedford Camper Van Dreamliner - Project Retro | eBay

Unfortunately, having span the Cavcraft Anagram Wheel of Fortune, the best I can get from Bedford Camper van Dreamliner is 'Irreparable nonce' which leaves some letters spare.

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