eBay tat volume 3.

[doug]

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[bezzabsa]

@eddyramrod (of course)

 

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/1704808316661050/?ref=share_attachment

[RoverFolkUs]

"I believe a engine mount or gearbox mount may be worn as there is a hum type vibration in the car" 

Yeah, that's definitely* a worn engine mount and not a fucked DMF isn't it 😂😂 chancer 😂

[Cavcraft]

FORD TRANSIT 2.5 SMILEY MK5 RUNS AND DRIVES CREW CAB ( SPARES OR REPAIR ) | eBay

Even the windows are rusty

'GREG'

Mate, it's a fucking NREG, you can see it in the pictures.

[Cavcraft]

Sierra xr4i project | eBay

'can be put back on the road by someone in the no'

...documents for their 3 door 1.3 base , M9? 

[Cavcraft]

 

barn find classic cars | eBay

 

'Arse T' sounds like the answer to 'who sung 99 Problems?' in a  Stoke pub quiz.

[Fabergé Greggs]

On 7/29/2023 at 11:01 AM, MiniMinorMk3 said:

 

More like a Citroen BX1/9 (the bastard love child of an X1/9 and a BX).

The perfect car. I had a simultaneous BX and X1/9 for a while (still got the X1/9).  Angular Bertone FTW! 

[cort16]

Off road. With 2 Litre VW diesel

FFS this think will be wheelying down the road

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/dune-buggy/1462928463

[Jerzy Woking]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354947260157?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=bwp04imbrwm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Cheap folding Mobylette at £895. 

[500tops]

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This looks like a *reasonably priced, *viable *project...

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Would make catering van or camper

Has been sprayed with insulation foam at some point which seems to have preserved the paintwork

No engine

No logbook

Number plate RAM 571S

Fridge body on back

 Loooool

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£6,000 Buy it now

 

[Hertz]

This looks alright.

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1590679

"Bodywork requires attention"

Ah...

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354947260157?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=bwp04imbrwm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Cheap folding Mobylette at £895. 

Death is cheap.

[D.E]

11 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Death is cheap.

But dying with a vibrating French banana clenched between your legs is priceless!

[Cavcraft]

 

Vauxhall Frontera sport 2.0 LPG Pickup Conversion | eBay

To be fair, that's absolutely hideous.

[Cavcraft]

1981 VW T25 Camper 2.0 Air Cooled (CU) - unique project - PLEASE READ! | eBay

'Unique'

 

Quite what's 'unique' about having a rusty, non-running horrible to drive wanky old VW camper isn't especially clear to some of us.

[Cavcraft]

Morris ital pickup | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Dodge K Series 1969 ,16 tonner | eBay

'no mungrels ,dreamers ,key board warriors or px for goats camels or chichens'  

 

[grogee]

3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Dodge K Series 1969 ,16 tonner | eBay

'no mungrels ,dreamers ,key board warriors or px for goats camels or chichens'  

 

 

[Cavcraft]

It's justified and it's ancient

and it's got the right engine

It's justified and it's ancient,

I hope you understand

Where's the fridge, where's the fridge where's the fridge?

1991 FORD TRANSIT ICE CREAM VAN PROJECT 41K MILES FROM NEW ! | eBay

[wesacosa]

[Schaefft]

Offers around 1100 sounds like a pretty good deal to me for one of these, despite it being retail silver.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/129603270146516/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Schaefft]

Massively overpriced Eunos Cosmo, but the first one I've seen coming up for sale in the UK for years.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/144481638671159/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Alan_Green]

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, 500tops said:

This looks like a *reasonably priced, *viable *project...

 Loooool

 

Papier Mache, from Mu Mu land (I got the earlier reference)

[Scrubworks]

3 hours ago, Alan_Green said:

South African model. Always wanted to import one, probably not a diesel though. Also this one clearly has had some fuckery go on as it's on a Q plate. No reason you wouldn't be able to register one of these with an age-appropriate plate after passing a UK MOT.

[wesacosa]

[EyesWeldedShut]

Local to me - new ad on the left, last month on the right (you'd think he'd pull that one)
"fuelling issue, one day wouldn't start, just turns over"

[EyesWeldedShut]

Maybe no tat - £1750, in Swansea & looks in decent nick, 188,000 miles, 2001 model
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266314655305?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=TeIffeSwR-a&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=P3vdr4ZuSlu&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[EyesWeldedShut]

Mrs EWS would kill me.....

[Schaefft]

36 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

I know they are rare in the UK but a high mileage diesel Thesis that needs thousands in paint and still registering isn't remotely worth the asking price. Maybe 500 quis. Just buy a better one for the same money in Germany.