eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

These were the transport of roided up provincial bouncers back  in the day.  Would now though.

3 grand with a long mot.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1322849631989630/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

On 10/08/2023 at 10:23, TheOtherStu said:

Mentioned a few posts above.

But without quoting the funny bit from the description! First poster should be permabanned, imo

[somewhatfoolish]

Renner Extra , no MOT.

[Schaefft]

Bustle back Caddy Seville in glorious AS spec for under a grand!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828962342282568/?ref=facebook_story_share

A different classified from the same seller lol:

 

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225717937871?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221018104008%26meid%3Dadf7f117c4bc4611bc0e4c4b8c1558f8%26pid%3D101429%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D195922672608%26itm%3D225717937871%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DDefaultOrganicWeb&_trksid=p2332490.c101429.m3021

[grogee]

VOWLSWAKEN PASSAT

£1300 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vowlswaken-passat-b6-20tdi-140bhp/1463714617

 

[grogee]

Late reg Focus Mk1 in Cov. Seller Fabio has a one-star review for extra peace of mind. 

It is £695 though. 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-focus-16petrol-mot-12-month/1463705910

[grogee]

Pretty gooner 3, £1350 Cov. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-renault-laguna-gt-coupe-20-dci-diesel-180bhp/1463699295

 

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-coure-auto/1459852551

Hot babe alert 🔥🔥🔥

12 months MOT and she's an auto 😉

[grogee]

Bork factor 12 Mr Sulu. 

Sharts or refarts LR Discovery RR Sport, £795 Cov. 

Electrical fault. Non runner. 188,000. No service history. Plastic trims removed to get in neutral. Cat N repaired.

[wesacosa]

[sdkrc]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308090619657

Get out of the AS politics section and prove that you're not a racist by buying this suspiciously cheap boggo Primera with subtle crash damage from Bradford.

Nice MOT history. 

Bradford isn't in my NBZ (no buy zone) yet, nor is Keighley. Wales and Merseyside can get fucked though 

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134685605879?hash=item1f5be33ff7:g:6CMAAOSwOGdk1UEg&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwGwDcgq%2BrR7tk9R3tTWgawCu1tGnx0WJ22mCn45sHmLw99tIJBkSXk115m%2BipaJR%2FJQ5rxafoUJM49vZUFHd0jZ3kKe4lHjfm2u%2BuFkYoSN802U8eUJyQkgwVxNpML1000G9e2hslciFIGSP%2BTsY3%2Bss%2BH99El2l3HSnlfHT1SI%2BP0vCvEFefD7S%2BcIIy9e7AhkRfvliStNet3zwWooCuZk7tLJG4b7EvjVmP8n91MHryT5YVGjd6ZVO0MMiZLDYLw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-qrpo29Yg

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115884640652?hash=item1afb43498c:g:JVsAAOSwOZ5k1Lwd&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwBLHfpsOH7pqZ5%2B2z9eagjgi%2BPk8OQSIcjXhHeyO6vH3q%2BjF0zH3wJ22H2Uwx1ywsE5et2p%2F1nwaWvcatk7DtgHSSHDgSrkeHJMR6lpRDvSXXLEvOxpJvY%2B5rcoD3p6lZ3ybW9EhFvJZSJEntLApQQj6sXczSQ8QyXxS0DCeo9XOW2kxsF4KsCohca0XpWSsUXfwcPK4r124rfT9G0WXZ9%2FKU0YLBHVMZ94SsuSlD%2FNNR99NUf8h9uutzsVaBhWQ6Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8Knxo29Yg

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385930762296?hash=item59db441838:g:9HAAAOSwGbRk04q~&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4Evtp%2FAeTwRcsJGgMOSrzpimeLT6O2DibQ3NismNILAZdaX4%2BGbyruOyCdr6hmFwQ%2Fg8xgG1VVNHOhsEfgEdG4MSNO6IvYCujvaWIazfS8gX4d%2B7oQ55cvV9Jo1Q8qnk6AofxkQ4iRGNsIxAG0JzN2k7cVRj%2FhQJW0BIwydKA8zgG3WFhJKgR%2BW4OF9vzcvuQjDogLnmJ%2ByQoN5nIMLEorcHjpN1qxfYpbgXRwNAC2crLxi4rhjC6IOpKCC8bHmXTEiJCja7lF2dbs0AhaP9qq613ccjxnXBRTve%2FN5up2uo|tkp%3ABk9SR8Knxo29Yg

[Wack]

1961 mini 

Weekends work 

[Rustybullethole]

This bit especially is going to take some welding to look right.

[SteersWithThrottle]

32 minutes ago, Rustybullethole said:

This bit especially is going to take some welding to look right.

At least they made the effort to sweep it into a neat pile!

[HMC]

Presumably the value is in the docs; is this something that can be legitimately “restored” and not fall foul of the dvla ?

[Rustybullethole]

21 minutes ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

At least they made the effort to sweep it into a neat pile!

Might be something important. Like the vin plate. 

[willswitchengage]

Is plate raping still that appealing though? Before the rolling 40 year rule yes it was worth it with a magical amount of 1972 reg cars mysteriously on the road but now there is the rolling rule is it really worth modifying a 1988 mini with old VIN plates when it'll be exempt soon anyway?

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126048591423?hash=item1d5914de3f:g:ttQAAOSwkaxk1hV9

[egg]

11 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126048591423?hash=item1d5914de3f:g:ttQAAOSwkaxk1hV9

Wow.

Also...

The car comes with a file full of history and old invoices including the original Renault invoices from the 1980's and one for the sale of the vehicle as a used car with a genuine Renault invoice for £4,850 including a 12 months warranty. As that invoice was May 1984, that warranty has now expired

I'm out.

[grogee]

11 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126048591423?hash=item1d5914de3f:g:ttQAAOSwkaxk1hV9

Interesting, I've just put this on the Price is SHITE! thread. 

[egg]

2 hours ago, sdkrc said:

Hot babe alert 🔥🔥

 

You're not wrong, one for the 'have you had an affair' thread.

[egg]

2 hours ago, grogee said:

Pretty gooner 3, £1350 Cov. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-renault-laguna-gt-coupe-20-dci-diesel-180bhp/1463699295

 

Someone on here needs to get one of these to start a new 'goona rush' (like the goona 2 era of AS). A modern beauty, a car version of this kind of young lady.

but with more dizzle.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/846392156907179/

Remember when Car Magazine compared a Vanden Plas to some modern in the early 90's? Can't seem to find online.

[grogee]

19 minutes ago, egg said:

Someone on here needs to get one of these to start a new 'goona rush' (like the goona 2 era of AS). A modern beauty, a car version of this kind of young lady.

but with more dizzle.

Who's she, and does she like married fatties who are nearly 50? 

[Metal Guru]

45 minutes ago, grogee said:

Interesting, I've just put this on the Price is SHITE! thread. 

Was that a practice run for Top Gear before they attempted the Espace convertible?

[willswitchengage]

51 minutes ago, egg said:

I'm out.

 

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The car was purchased by Mr P Smith back in 1984. He drove to the dealer with his wife, Barbara, on the 3rd of April with his chequebook...

I'm IN!