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Posted
11 hours ago, wuvvum said:

That's a Connoisseur SE so would have had cruise as standard.

It's only the Connoisseur SE that had it, right? Connoisseurs didn't, I think?

 

It's the thing that always lets 75s down for me

Posted
9 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202209099618208

Veg compatible 106 

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Here's the "wonderful" description in full...

NATIONWIDE DELIVERY AVAILABLE , SPARES REPAIR NO MOT !!, VERY RARE BEST CAR EVER MADE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN WITH ITS RARE 1.5 CC DIESEL ENGINE!, WARRANTED MILES 1 LADY OWNER FROM BRAND NEW , VERY ECONOMICAL WITH NO MODERN ELECTRICS LOW COSTS ALL ROUND SUPERB MPG AMAZING DRIVE AND HANDLING IDEAL FIRST CAR VIEWING HIGHLY RECOMMENDED CALL TODAY FOR A TEST DRIVE BUY WITH CONFIDENCE PART EXCHANGE WELCOME , Silver, ., £899

Virtually a full house of seller's bullshit bingo.

Also a full house for why it doesn't have an MoT......

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Located in Keighley.

It's worth sending the seller a message for the sake of telling him how much of a scumbag he is alone.

Posted
3 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

It's only the Connoisseur SE that had it, right? Connoisseurs didn't, I think?

 

It's the thing that always lets 75s down for me

Think it was an option on the non-SE.

Posted
2 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Think it was an option on the non-SE.

Sorry yes, I assumed so. I meant it was only standard on Connoisseur SE. It's a shame it seems quite rare on the others. I've very rarely seen it on anything other than a Connoisseur SE and I've occasionally seen those without it (I assume either replacement steering wheel or factory parts shortages)

Posted
1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

It's worth sending the seller a message for the sake of telling him how much of a scumbag he is alone.

It’s actually fucked and if not available for scrap value it’s not worth it. 
 

I’m betting it was a trade in that they got burnt on and now are trying to burn someone else

Posted
1 hour ago, horriblemercedes said:

I've very rarely seen it on anything other than a Connoisseur SE and I've occasionally seen those without it (I assume either replacement steering wheel or factory parts shortages)

Or Project Drive...

The non-SE Connoisseurs briefly lost their leather trim after the facelift - it was later reinstated for the final cars.  I only found this out when I bought (sight unseen) a 2004 Connie with a beige interior hoping to nick the rear seat squab for mine, only to find out that it had velour.  This might have applied to other equipment as well.

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Posted
2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like a fun way to die.  An actual helicopter for a thousand quid.

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That is fucking brilliant. An Autoshite helicopter.

"Looks great, I guess it meets all safety standards yeah?"

"Of course m9"

"So the fuel tank - it's out of the way, safely secured yeah?"

"Absolutely - this isn't a bodge. TWO cable ties m9"

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Posted
4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like a fun way to die.  An actual helicopter for a thousand quid.

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It's only over in the West Midlands, I reckon I could fly it back home from there.

Posted
4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like a fun way to die.  An actual helicopter for a thousand quid.

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4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Or if that's too dangerous, how about this?  An actual aeroplane* for under two grand.  What a time to be alive.

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ShiteAir R Us, ULEZ  comute beater Yo? 

31 minutes ago, D.E said:

@Mrs6C to the smoll smoll tipper truck phone please, got number plates chippy trip a-go-go!

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Posted
1 hour ago, LightBulbFun said:

 

ShiteAir R Us, ULEZ  comute beater Yo? 

@Mrs6C to the smoll smoll tipper truck phone please, got number plates chippy trip a-go-go!

Hmm, looks like it needs your services first!

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Posted
1 hour ago, barefoot said:

It's only over in the West Midlands, I reckon I could fly it back home from there.

Yes and take a short cut across East Midlands Airport runway  

Posted
6 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Or if that's too dangerous, how about this?  An actual aeroplane* for under two grand.  What a time to be alive.

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Alive for a short time anyway.

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