eBay tat volume 3.

[horriblemercedes]

23 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Seriously crumbly Escort

Could the lack of engine size on the boot lid mean this is a 1.1?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/349146463439981

DVLA thinks it's 1117cc!

[timolloyd]

And no wipers front or rear!

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, vaughant said:

I love my Mrs for so many reasons, probably why we've done 21 years together but I actually loved her a bit more after she corrected me the other day when I foolishly called one of these a 480. She said "no, that's the pretty one with the pop up headlights, 460 is just a hatch". 

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍. 

Her mum used to own a 340 so she must have followed the nomenclature a bit........

 

 

Or used to fancy someone with a 480 🤣🤣🤣. 

I hate to spoil the mood with my pedantry, but the 460 was a saloon.  The 440 was the hatch.

[grogee]

20 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

I hate to spoil the mood with my pedantry, but the 460 was a saloon.  The 440 was the hatch.

<goes off to find someone else to talk to at the Autoshite party>

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

<goes off to find someone else to talk to at the Autoshite party>

Erm you mean work gathering 😏

[horriblemercedes]

1 hour ago, timolloyd said:

And no wipers front or rear!

Rare version, that 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Just now, horriblemercedes said:

Rare version, that 

weight reduction.

[bezzabsa]

I think any model HC Viva  car looks much better on a set of Rostyle wheels.

 

Edited for ya

[SteersWithThrottle]

15 minutes ago, bezzabsa said:

I think any model HC Viva  car looks much better on a set of Rostyle wheels.

 

Edited for ya

Hmmm...  🤔

😲👌

[KitKat]

Why do my old cars always look better after I’ve sold them 

Puma 

[Remspoor]

9 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403419382359?hash=item5dedab4257:g:hcsAAOSwEoth5-th

I had a late (C reg) one of these. It rolled more than I would have liked, but hey are underrated cars. Wood and leather inside, Loads of torque, nice gear shift. can be up rated in many ways. Plus now there are more body panels available then for my Westie.

I use to race, and usually win against things like the smaller engined fiestas. That use to piss them off. This one looks as if there is a lot to do. avoid.

 

[grogee]

17 minutes ago, KitKat said:

Why do my old cars always look better after I’ve sold them 

Puma 

81,000 miles, not that the ad tells you. 

Feeling better about mine hibernating in the dry

[Braddon81]

9 hours ago, barrett said:

Whoever painted that should literally kill themselves

Especially as this is the same car before it was painted........😥😥

[somewhatfoolish]

9 hours ago, barrett said:

Whoever painted that should literally kill themselves

[looks at ad pics]

Yeh, pretty much.

[Dan29]

Someone's got Wind - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294742141294

 

[KitKat]

8 hours ago, grogee said:

81,000 miles, not that the ad tells you. 

Feeling better about mine hibernating in the dry

I can attest to this one being a good’un

[grogee]

7 hours ago, Dan29 said:

Someone's got Wind - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294742141294

 

Is anyone really this spoiled? Or is it a cover story for why the number plates are obscured?

"This was brought for my Niece as a Christmas present but she wants a Beetle convertible instead"

[cort16]

518i tower of power. I've always really fancied putting a 318is 16v motor in a 518i not that it would probably make all that much difference.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e34-518i/1424008852

[AnnoyingPentium]

55 minutes ago, grogee said:

Is anyone really this spoiled? Or is it a cover story for why the number plates are obscured?

"This was brought for my Niece as a Christmas present but she wants a Beetle convertible instead"

One of the guys on my Grampa's estate bought his Granddaughter a Seat Ibiza (the new shape ones) that had minor front-end damage but he rebuilt it himself as a gift but she said that she didn't want it, she wanted a Corsa. He kept the car and drives it himself now.

[Dyslexic Viking]

24 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

One of the guys on my Grampa's estate bought his Granddaughter a Seat Ibiza (the new shape ones) that had minor front-end damage but he rebuilt it himself as a gift but she said that she didn't want it, she wanted a Corsa. He kept the car and drives it himself now.

This is very rude, feel sorry for this grandfather he sounds like a great and nice guy, too bad these traits were not inherited by his granddaughter.

[AnnoyingPentium]

Just now, Dyslexic Viking said:

This is very rude, feel sorry for this grandfather he sounds like a great and nice guy, too bad these traits were not inherited by his granddaughter.

It is indeed. He's a nice chap, he's a former VAG mechanic so I've had a lot of information off him regarding odd jobs on the Fabia.

[vaughant]

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

This is very rude, feel sorry for this grandfather he sounds like a great and nice guy, too bad these traits were not inherited by his granddaughter.

I can still remember an episode of Minder when the spoilt daughters dad buys her a 3 Yr old Cortina from Arthur and she's complains to Terry she wanted a Golf Cabriolet 🤣🤣🤣. 

Inevitably he shags her and gets into some sort of fight with ten people and Arthur says "oh my GAWD" a lot....

 

 

Still love it though. 

[lesapandre]

12 hours ago, Remspoor said:

I had a late (C reg) one of these. It rolled more than I would have liked, but hey are underrated cars. Wood and leather inside, Loads of torque, nice gear shift. can be up rated in many ways. Plus now there are more body panels available then for my Westie.

I use to race, and usually win against things like the smaller engined fiestas. That use to piss them off. This one looks as if there is a lot to do. avoid.

 

These were intended to also replace the Morris Minor in the wacky world of BMC. Never happened in the UK but a Morris version was produced  in Australia.

They were well liked at the time and 103,000 Wolseley  versions were sold over 8 years. 

BMC then produced a Wolseley  version of the  FWD1100 to superceed it...and Leyland then produced the Marina in 1972 which was mechanically and in layout like this car BMC had introduced  in 1957 😅 except the '57 car had better steering...

[goosey]

Early Dangly mirror Sierra on Facebook 

£1250 and it’s a Diesel ! 

I have also remembered that my parents Sierra was reg A167 FLD which probably isn’t all that important 

[sdkrc]

this photo is utterly fucking superb. It needs to be in newspapers, on t-shirts etc

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-tigra/1424042281

[BeEP]

Unique (hopefully) Maestro...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1015759552304948

[BeEP]

And a better one (imo).  Early S-series VP with talking dash...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2974779716166112

[Dyslexic Viking]

55 minutes ago, BeEP said:

Unique (hopefully) Maestro...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1015759552304948

Wouldn't this be perfect on FOD?

[Cavcraft]

Some people say this van is made outta mud

a poor man's LDV and I'd rather shit blood

muscle and blood and a big trombone

coz the front's gone weak and the back won't last long

Iveco daily | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

Another day looking at Dafs with deep regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather vomit up my kidneys than drive an Iveco

 

IVECO EUROCARGO | eBay

 

I was scrapped one mornin' in the Oldham sunshine

they can shovel this away as it's no longer mine

I'd rather take a donkey up my back hole

and tell my boss I'm goin' on the rock n roll

Iveco daily 35c12 | eBay

 

You drive 44 tonnes, what do you get?

another day avoidin' VOSA's drag net

Cartakeback please call me coz this must go

I'd rather power sand my knackers than drive an Iveco

Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry | eBay

 

I was parked for half an hour in the drizzlin' rain

the front end collapsed and got washed down a drain

I'd rather stick my knob in big hungry lion

and push this fucking thing down a deep ole mine

2006 iveco daily spec lift | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

a big pile of shit and a load of regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather spunk marbles than drive an Iveco

Iveco cargo tector Dropside | eBay

 

If you see me comin' you'd better step aside

three an' a half tonnes of ferrous oxide

fuck all is iron, fuck all is steel

if VOSA don't get you, the RAC will

 

Iveco daily LWB Van 2005 | eBay

 

You drive 3.5 tonnes, what do you get?

A smokin' pile of crap that'll dissolve when wet

Cartakeback PLEASE call me coz this must go

I'd rather sell my arsehole then drive an Iveco 

Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT | eBay

 

 

[SteersWithThrottle]

5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Some people say this van is made outta mud

a poor man's LDV and I'd rather shit blood

muscle and blood and a big trombone

coz the front's gone weak and the back won't last long

Iveco daily | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

A smokin' pile of crap that'll dissolve when wet

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather vomit up my kidneys than drive an Iveco

 

IVECO EUROCARGO | eBay

 

I was scrapped one mornin' in the Oldham sunshine

they can shovel this away as it's no longer mine

I'd rather take a donkey up my back hole

and tell my boss I'm goin' on the rock n roll

Iveco daily 35c12 | eBay

 

You drive 44 tonnes, what do you get?

another day avoidin' VOSA's drag net

Cartakeback please call me coz this must go

I'd rather power sand my knackers than drive an Iveco

Ford Iveco 440 Tractor Unit Crane Lorry | eBay

 

I was parked for half an hour in the drizzlin' rain

the front end collapsed and got washed down a drain

I'd rather stick my knob in big hungry lion

and push this fucking thing down a deep ole mine

2006 iveco daily spec lift | eBay

You drive 7.5 tonnes, what do you get?

a big pile of shit and a load of regret

Cartakeback please call me coz it's gotta go

I'd rather spunk marbles than drive an Iveco

Iveco cargo tector Dropside | eBay

 

If you see me comin' you'd better step aside

three an' a half tonnes of ferrous oxide

fuck all is iron, fuck all is steel

if VOSA don't get you, the RAC will

 

Iveco daily LWB Van 2005 | eBay

 

You drive 3.5 tonnes, what do you get?

Another day looking at Dafs with deep regret

Cartakeback PLEASE call me coz this must go

I'd rather sell my arsehole then drive an Iveco 

Iveco daily GOOD SOLID VAN NO MOT | eBay

 

 

You post so many Ivecos, I think you secretly rather like them...  🤐