eBay tat volume 3.

[Coprolalia]

Mahindra, with added Father Christmas Gnome

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284524192965

[Coprolalia]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/194500687381

[Coprolalia]

Be like Bollox, @beko1987 and others...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185116302383

[Coprolalia]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255222931844

[Coprolalia]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255198269962

[Coprolalia]

Cheap cockroach. £500 with MOT until next June. Can't go wrong.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353475216118

[Coprolalia]

Be like @DoctorRetro

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324867729117

[MisterH]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/888132901869783/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3A2a466075-62a5-41f9-8d23-3c1c0453c1dc

Do not paint?

[wesacosa]

wasn't someone on here looking for a Xantia around the £800 mark recently?

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1532199727049618/permalink/3009550929314483/?sale_post_id=3009550929314483&app=fbl

[anonymous user]

The Jeep pickup looks interesting, too dear for me, especially as I don't need it or have anywhere to put it. Amusingly in the "similar items" it showed this

[Shite Ron]

I would really like an Elite or Eclat but this one has rather horrible looking seats and a 501 is base model!
Base may be trendy on here but I like luxury, looks like I’ve missed the boat on cheap Lotus’s!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304226439590?hash=item46d54f11a6:g:LfwAAOSwJixhkp5I

 

I think the seller is a tad optimistic!

Classified ad price:

£119,995.00

This is more my style and price:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275020381682?hash=item40087dfdf2:g:zwYAAOSwMa1hibM-

[wuvvum]

Be like @DoctorRetro, only faster.  Much, much faster.

[Shite Ron]

This looks a bargain compared to prices of others. The MOT history looks amazingly good, never failed or advised on rust! Last Mot 1000 miles / 2 1/2 years ago.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304226306358?hash=item46d54d0936:g:p0cAAOSwLv1hkndA

[Asimo]

One owner @ £4850. Big six engine and highly wantable.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294524306841

[cort16]

45 minutes ago, Asimo said:

One owner @ £4850. Big six engine and highly wantable.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294524306841

Those e39 wheels look a bit weird on it . Lovely car though .

[Schaefft]

21 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Those e39 wheels look a bit weird on it . Lovely car though .

They also shouldnt fit as the center bore is wrong for the E32 unless they use adapters.

[morrisoxide]

Cut it down the middle and be like Malcolm. 

Good film if you haven't seen it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144292098680?hash=item21987ab278:g:OooAAOSwFMlhkrNt

[DoctorRetro]

2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Be like @DoctorRetro, only faster.  Much, much faster.

Not difficult to be faster than zero mph

[D.E]

Camping, the shite way: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384501394162?hash=item598611aaf2:g:fP0AAOSwZwJhkryU 

[mintwth]

46 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Those e39 wheels look a bit weird on it . Lovely car though .

Are the wheels on the wrong axles? To my eyes, the fronts look wider than the rears. 

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, Coprolalia said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255198269962

Isn't that in @Six-cylinder' s region?

[anonymous user]

Volvo pushbike 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1293125931133336/

 

[cort16]

These are cool with a v6

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393702374956

[BorniteIdentity]

Can’t stop think abouting this glorious 740 on Marketplace. That razor sharp, pin-stripe business interior is ‘next level’. £2700 ONO

[NorfolkNWeigh]

19 minutes ago, mintwth said:

Are the wheels on the wrong axles? To my eyes, the fronts look wider than the rears. 

Those Roulette rims aren’t staggered and are the same offset as e32 wheels , so should fit OK with spigot rings. Maybe it’s got some spacers as well or it could just be the angle of the picture.

[TheOtherStu]

On 11/13/2021 at 4:08 PM, Cord Fourteener said:

Tastefully* decorated, practical and respectable family estate.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/408226034291453/

@dollywobbler this is the silliest car on the Internet, I would wager.

What, literally a day after that Dangermouse MX5?

  

  

On 11/12/2021 at 8:16 AM, KitKat said:

£400!!! I like the look of 145s, but have a funny feeling that shortly following  becoming an owner the appeal would quickly cease. 

Are they actually any good, or are their low secondhand prices just cheap admission into a world of pain? #BecauseAlfa

I had a 146. I was quoted £450 for disks and pads back in '99. The manager of the place was so embarassed, he said that the labour would be free.

Apparently, it's much better now as there are compatible parts - I found some Pagid front disks for £63 each. Back in those days, only Alfa could supply them.

[cort16]

20,000 miles, Only 1 small fire.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334219683322?hash=item4dd10ba5fa:g:5KIAAOSw79xhkiT4

[Dick Cheeseburger]

On 11/14/2021 at 7:58 PM, Isopon said:

Not a bargain at £15K, but just how fantastic is this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/313749981558?hash=item490cf4c976:g:91YAAOSwXBJhji1Y

What a find! I didn't realise there were actually any Chevannes left. I think I'd want to have  a good poke around the sills, bottom of the doors and underseal before handing over 15k though. They look decidedly wobbly. 

[Jamie]

Has anyone else noticed the increase 'sale due to ULEZ' instead of the old 'sale due to company car' 

when the car is located in the outer Hebrides for example. 

[MrGTI6]

8 minutes ago, Jamie said:

Has anyone else noticed the increase 'sale due to ULEZ' instead of the old 'sale due to company car' 

when the car is located in the outer Hebrides for example. 

Meanwhile, I've noticed a lot of non-compliant cars for sale in London where the seller doesn't mention the ULEZ at all!