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Isopon Rank: BL Wedge

Isopon

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MOT failure aside, this is ticking all my (brown) boxes

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Reason(s) for failure

  • Nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
  • Battery insecure (1.9.1)
  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Nearside Rear Fuel pipe leaking (7.2.3)
  • Nearside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Nearside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)

Advisory notice item(s)

  • exhaust deteriated
  • body trims loose
  •  

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174838008842?hash=item28b5284c0a:g:GyAAAOSw1kxgte1~

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Ohh, golden brown. ( stranglers’ ref).

Listened to that this pm, co-incidentally. More heroin than hero in metal, i suspect. Good spot @PrinceRupert

Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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45 minutes ago, Isopon said:

MOT failure aside, this is ticking all my (brown) boxes

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Reason(s) for failure

  • Nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
  • Battery insecure (1.9.1)
  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Nearside Rear Fuel pipe leaking (7.2.3)
  • Nearside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Nearside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)

Advisory notice item(s)

  • exhaust deteriated
  • body trims loose
  •  

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174838008842?hash=item28b5284c0a:g:GyAAAOSw1kxgte1~

Shirley that's MOT exempt now anyway. Even  so,  it's gonna take balls of steel to take that on. 

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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13 minutes ago, Yoss said:

Shirley that's MOT exempt now anyway. ....

It will be once it's reclassified as "historic" but with something of that size and complexity it's probably better to keep doing the MoT. There's a silver one of these in Chipperfield but I've never seen it run; its owner is a Merc-licker

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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3 hours ago, richardmorris said:

The 2cv FB collective think this is a scam. I’ve messaged him for more interior,  engine and chassis pics.

2CVers = nutters, Facebook = breeding ground for nutters. I'm failing to see anything scam-like about the listing. It's just an old Dyane van for auction which the bloke says is worth about £6k, which is probably about right these days. Scammers don't tend to advertise real vehicles with multiple pictures, for a start...

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Posted
1 hour ago, Isopon said:

MOT failure aside, this is ticking all my (brown) boxes

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Reason(s) for failure

  • Nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
  • Battery insecure (1.9.1)
  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Nearside Rear Fuel pipe leaking (7.2.3)
  • Nearside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Nearside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Front Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion (6.1.C.1)
  • Nearside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Inner Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Nearside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
  • Offside Rear Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)

Advisory notice item(s)

  • exhaust deteriated
  • body trims loose
  •  

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174838008842?hash=item28b5284c0a:g:GyAAAOSw1kxgte1~

And that fail was 8 years ago - it's unlikely to have improved since then.

richykitchy Rank: Austin Maxi

richykitchy

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On 7/14/2021 at 7:01 PM, Remspoor said:

You are too late to say that to @richykitchy 😉

Dunno what you're on about, it's cost me no more than I paid for it, and that was months ago!

It's just myths. All myths.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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50 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Wow, this sounds like a screaming deal to me.

I know absolutely nothing about these but those don't look like the right wheels. I could be wrong thoug,

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Posted
1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Perfect candidate for an XUD conversion.

With front wheel drive to keep up with traffic? 

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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Posted
20 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

sadly this has the  wrong engine,

But in the right place!

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Posted
57 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Is that one of the many ex- @Ghosty R8s?

Not me guv, never had a Flame Red one.  x16GSI auto with Slate velour is my ideal spec, although I prefer the 400 for a few reasons, including the fact that at motorway speeds in a 200 the nose starts lifting - if you get into Autobahn territory there's frightfully little grip.

I don't know whose that might have been unless it's one of the ones KruJoe had back in the day that's found its way down from Malham. 

£999 is slightly strong money considering one of the sills is the wrong colour, suggesting it's had welding to an unknown standard, and the MOT history isn't the best.

I'd give about £750 for it at best.

If it was white I'd be buying it for my mum to WBOD and keep miles off her Cooper S. 

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