eBay tat volume 3.

[meggersdog]

Be like me and win at life

https://auctions.manorparkclassics.com/auction/lot/lot-1995-nissan-100-nx/?lot=306&so=0&st=&sto=0&au=4&ef=&et=&ic=False&sd=0&pp=48&pn=1&g=1#

[meggersdog]

• Invoices for over £100,000 spent on this fabulous example
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• https://www.historics.co.uk/buying/auctions/2021-07-17/cars/ref-1-1984-opel-monza-gse-jg/#&gid=1&pid=1

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1992-classic-audi-100-23-e/1408029148

£350 MOTd Audi estate...woof

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Octavia-Estate-2002-Laurin-Klemen-1-9-tdi-110hp-/133788411386

Tired, dull AND sexy.

[Remspoor]

14 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

The "3" on their fuel price sign is upside down. 

But I'll forgive that if we can get through the whole listing without mentioning...

oh no, it got mentioned. Remember when the most annoying thing about three wheelers was everyone calling them "Robin Reliants"?

uh, the fuck is going on with that sticker?

Is this a revenge attack because seven ate nine?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265200213098

Wonder what is leaking? huge spot of wetness creeping over the concrete.

[wuvvum]

Cheap broken Breadbin

[Yoss]

2 hours ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Octavia-Estate-2002-Laurin-Klemen-1-9-tdi-110hp-/133788411386

Tired, dull AND sexy.

110hp tdi and a VRS badge on the grille? Optimistic. 

[doug]

This looks fresh inside.

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/46573021/clean-title-1983-renault-9gtl-york

 

[barrett]

That R9 looks incredible. Best colour combo for those and pleasingly manual. I know people ask all the time, but does somebody here actually have a Copart account and has anyone successfully bought a car via the site? I'd say that £300 RNM suggests it's gonna be overpriced, but I'll be watching with interest

[Spottedlaurel]

20 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

The "3" on their fuel price sign is upside down.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265200213098

I filled-up at the place on Friday evening, they're a really good local garage for local people and I try and get fuel there whenever I can.

The trader selling this is separate to the garage, he rents space there and seems like a decent sort. He has a tidy SAAB 900 Turbo.

I've photographed the Reliant a couple of times over the years, I saw it had appeared on the forecourt when I stopped there on Friday.

[Isopon]

"Unrepeatable "

"Stunning Green Interior"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124763862009?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D232898%26meid%3Dea65b58479e147dda0bb580672fd6064%26pid%3D101113%26rk%3D8%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D264893957802%26itm%3D124763862009%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2563228.c101113.m2108

[Isopon]

No, it's not a Fiat, It's a Seat!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133665567840?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D232898%26meid%3D98bd0d21c0ed4875acd7e0f124279177%26pid%3D101113%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D234055158569%26itm%3D133665567840%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2563228.c101113.m2108

[colino]

Surely the Fiat 127 must have been the most popular rotter of all time? They were there everywhere, now none to be found. 

[eddyramrod]

 I had one, it was rotten at ten years old.  Mind, I did live by the sea.

[MisterH]

12 hours ago, barrett said:

That R9 looks incredible. Best colour combo for those and pleasingly manual. I know people ask all the time, but does somebody here actually have a Copart account and has anyone successfully bought a car via the site? I'd say that £300 RNM suggests it's gonna be overpriced, but I'll be watching with interest

A friend of mine on the Volvo 480 Club Forum saved a 480 turbo on there, extremely rare, but they half regret it, as it meant an 800 quid car had to be got for 1400 when you include all the fees, and then they charge you to hold it there until it is picked up, or you can have it delivered

[Sheefag]

2000 Subaru Justy - 25000mls - Croydon - £300

 

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Here i am selling this subaru - was running unfortunately had to break ignition barrel as lost keys -  could be repaired or for spares  - good engine not running

 

[Sheefag]

1968 Reliant scimitar re-bodied jeep - 78000mls - Horsham - £1,995

 

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Tax & MOT exempt as classic vehicle.

New radiator, timing belt, distributor, coil, battery, refurbished fuel tank.

Roof and doors included, need to be repaired/replaced.

The roll cage has been professionally zinc coated and painted. Rolling restoration.

[cort16]

Nice 528i but I think you could end up in the scenario I did with my Megane were your interviewed a suitable candidate rather than a buyer.

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 I would be prepared to part with it if I can find another BMW enthusiast who feels it is worth something and will give it a good home.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/1998-bmw-528i-se-auto/1408039443

[Schaefft]

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1988 Lincoln MK V11 Two Door Coupe 5.0 HO Engine MK7 Very Rare Car

You tried twice and failed both times

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This Car Is Known As Lincoln MK 7

No its not

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When Built It Was Known As The BMW Eater

No it wasnt

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Runs Great But Reverse Gear Is Slipping

 

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£4,995.00

 

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Car Is Solid But Lacquer On The Paint Work Has Faded On The Roof And Boot Lid

It hasn't faded, its literally gone, requiring a full respray

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Comes With Full V5 Log Book

What a privilege

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Rare Car And Going Up In Value

If it was a 14k mile minter, not this:

Do these people really exist?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255017317741?hash=item3b6037756d:g:YGMAAOSwFEdgx9kJ

[Schaefft]

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Rare Car

 

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£5,995.00

Just stop.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255017923183?hash=item3b6040b26f:g:LYQAAOSwc1FgyI0l

[garethj]

1 hour ago, Sheefag said:

1968 Reliant scimitar re-bodied jeep - 78000mls - Horsham - £1,995

 

That doesn’t look especially like a Reliant under there, it’s a Jago Jeep which was Ford Escort based.

Popular in the ‘80s but would you want reminding that the vehicle cut up for this was now worth £20k?

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Sheefag said:

2000 Subaru Justy - 25000mls - Croydon - £300

 

 

Bit late for this chap, but when I lost the key to the one I had I was able to get a replacement cut by the local Subaru dealer on the VIN.

I then had to spend several hours upside down in the driver's footwell bypassing the dealer fit immobiliser, but that's another story.

[Soundwave]

1 hour ago, garethj said:

That doesn’t look especially like a Reliant under there, it’s a Jago Jeep which was Ford Escort based.

Popular in the ‘80s but would you want reminding that the vehicle cut up for this was now worth £20k?

Agreed, looks like it's got too few cylinders to be a Scimitar, unless for some unknown reason they decided to downgrade to a four-pot.

[eddyramrod]

A workmate of mine actually did that!  He was rebuilding a ropey Scimitar and put in a 1.8 from a Sierra.  There are some strange people about...

[Sheefag]

2 hours ago, garethj said:

That doesn’t look especially like a Reliant under there, it’s a Jago Jeep which was Ford Escort based.

Popular in the ‘80s but would you want reminding that the vehicle cut up for this was now worth £20k?

You're clearly mistaken, I'm pretty sure I remember Princess Anne completing one of these from a kit.

[sierraman]

Were I a betting man I would say in about 10 years time £50 for a genuine factory Ford Focus rear quarter panel will be a bargain when all the OSF tax hits Mk1 Focuses and some loon is paying ££££ for any new old stock panels. 

[Asimo]

5 hours ago, Schaefft said:

 

Just stop.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255017923183?hash=item3b6040b26f:g:LYQAAOSwc1FgyI0l

I quite fancy a Monte Carlo and that one is not far away but it has been for sale at the same price for at least 3 years! The sellers eBay name was different, but the pictures are the same, as is his other weird selection of tat.

[Shite Ron]

5 hours ago, garethj said:

That doesn’t look especially like a Reliant under there, it’s a Jago Jeep which was Ford Escort based.

Popular in the ‘80s but would you want reminding that the vehicle cut up for this was now worth £20k?

I think the truth is far, far more sad, assessing the crime scene and looking at the body shape, front suspension and pinto engine, my money is on this being an Eagle RV and the murder victim being a Ford Cortina not Scimitar or Escort. The only mystery I cannot explain is the G registration?

[JeeExEll]

G could be a Mk1 Escort, the first ones were on an early 1968 on a F-plate, (same as myself).

[anonymous user]

2 hours ago, sierraman said:

Were I a betting man I would say in about 10 years time £50 for a genuine factory Ford Focus rear quarter panel will be a bargain when all the OSF tax hits Mk1 Focuses and some loon is paying ££££ for any new old stock panels. 

Well you could buy it and keep it in your living room for the next ten years. 

Funnily enough my brother sold some if his old new stock Capri parts a while ago and had people falling over themselves to bid on stuff like a headlamp pod.