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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-laguna-Initiale-dci-175bhp-fantastic-car-only-one-previous-owner/174699351813?hash=item28ace48f05%3Ag%3AzggAAOSw9ulgWOEu&LH_Auction=1

Quote "i have owned 9 years the car has been a real dream absolutely cracking car selling due to upgrade"

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Quote "unfortunately since having this car parked up for the past few weeks as my new car arrived. i moved it over on the drive and a ABS warning light has appeared on dash"

 

 

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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4 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

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How does the parking brake work on these?

I have driven US automatics where it's done all on the left hand pedal, but this also has what appears to be a hand operated lever under the dashboard.

Don't know but on my Merc the left pedal put the handbrake on and a lever on the dash released it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Cheap but not cheap enough RCZ

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Has BMW 1.6 turbo engine

Dear god

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Has ABS fault requiring 2 new sensors, this in turn has caused Auto gearbox
to go into limp mode.
Engine warning light on. Possible needs new timing chain and or tensione

We've no time to pack just grab the kids and RUN

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/automatic-peugeot-rcz-1.6thp-tt-a5/1401103638

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Sport-TDV6-HSE/124659997827?hash=item1d06509c83%3Ag%3ASPkAAOSwbgRgY3f6&LH_Auction=1

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Quote" RUNS 100% HIGH MILEAGE 231K AND A FEW FAULTS MAINLY LARGE CRACK IN WINDSCREEN LENGTH OF SCREEN DUE TO COLD WEATHER WE HAD ELECTRONIC HANDBRAKE DISCONNECTED SO AS LIGHTS ON DASH SUSPENSION FAULT COMES ON DASH BUT IS REAR LEFT RIDE HEIGHT SENSOR BUT NO MECHANIC"

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  • Haha 2
busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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7 minutes ago, Agila said:

You're a baller but at least I've cost you some money  😂 .

The base spec goodness was too much to resist but things got ridiculous at a fiver.

 

I'll be seriously pissed off with you if I have to pay £5.54 for this not 99p!!

GMcD Rank: Citroen Ami

GMcD

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43 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

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How does the parking brake work on these?

I have driven US automatics where it's done all on the left hand pedal, but this also has what appears to be a hand operated lever under the dashboard.

 

38 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Don't know but on my Merc the left pedal put the handbrake on and a lever on the dash released it.

Yup, same as the lexus.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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22 hours ago, Schaefft said:

It is indeed, possibly reason alone to own one. Yamaha builds fantastic engines.

shame that Yamaha didn't build the gearboxes too, cos i remember that was where these fall down.....

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Disgruntled father selling sons first car, badermatic Polo 36k on the clock. Brummie town. 

Image 01 - VW Polo Automatic 36000 genuine milesYeah mate, looks alright that.....

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It was purchased sitting in a London apartment car park with 30k on the clock - hence, the low mileage and amazingly clean in and out.  I paid £2,700 to get him something, slow, safe and reliable

Fair comment M9 we all want the offspring to be safe yeah?

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The car was great.  Good tyres, new breaks, suspension bushes, MOT'd and serviced, etc, etc.  Unfortunately I gave it to an idiot

Well, he came out of your bollocks.... not sure I like the word "was" though.....

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Last week my son reversed it into a bollard at a petrol station (I have no idea how)

So, low speed impact, it'll be a smoll scrape or a cracked bumper yeah?

Image 41 - VW Polo Automatic 36000 genuine milesFFS. Hope you kicked his mother straight in the flange.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Polo-Automatic-36000-genuine-miles/124659814263?hash=item1d064dcf77:g:lysAAOSwPEFgY07G

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Film star* Continental currently £1020 RNM Bury. Allegedly "worth £30k M8" yeah wotevs. I turn to my esteemed colleague Sir @eddyramrod for a true valuation.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Lincoln-Continental-convertible-BARN-FIND-off-the-road-30-years-ex-film-car/114747127058?hash=item1ab7763512:g:kC8AAOSwrJJgU9YI

Image 1 - 1967 Lincoln Continental convertible BARN FIND off the road 30 years ex film car

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Somebody has been putting drugs in this blokes tea. Unless I'm mistaken a 3 door Shove-it that hasn't been mot'd for 4 years, ain't worth 4 bags.  And those hubcaps can get in the sea. @DodgyBastard keep welding your pension fund awaits!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-not-Ford-escort-Rs2000/373519768305?hash=item56f7835af1:g:9qYAAOSw1bpgVz~Y

Image 1 - Vauxhall chevette not Ford escort Rs2000

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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aren't 3 door shoveits like 3 door escrots?

everyone wants an escrot to put a Zetec in it and come up with a mexico clone, 

and in that case,

a 3 door shoveit is, apparently, worth many £'s cos everyone wants one to put a redtop in it, and come up with a HSR clone?

personally i'd rather like to own a Marina,

or Hillman Avenger, BUT its gotta be a Hillman with hocky stick tail lamps.....

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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The latest in a series of rusty County Austins. This one is pretty rotten, and according to the ad he's got others, one of which is poking it's arse into the picture. If you look at sellers other items, he's got a Marina van and something else old looking in another. Anyhoo currently £58 Leamington Spa.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A40-Devon/203329241046?hash=item2f575dffd6:g:MLIAAOSwXSpgSsjh

Image 2 - Austin A40 Devon

R1152 Rank: Citroen Ami

R1152

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1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

Don't know but on my Merc the left pedal put the handbrake on and a lever on the dash released it.

Same as an XM.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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22 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Film star* Continental currently £1020 RNM Bury. Allegedly "worth £30k M8" yeah wotevs. I turn to my esteemed colleague Sir @eddyramrod for a true valuation.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Lincoln-Continental-convertible-BARN-FIND-off-the-road-30-years-ex-film-car/114747127058?hash=item1ab7763512:g:kC8AAOSwrJJgU9YI

Image 1 - 1967 Lincoln Continental convertible BARN FIND off the road 30 years ex film car

Oh.... dear!  What a pile of junk, and that's from Mr Softheart!

It's reached a touch over a grand, and I think that's its level.  Running off a can, off the road 30 years, no mention of the soft-top working, or any of the electrics.  It's a top luxury car, ffs!  Everything is electric or otherwise assisted, and needs to work!  And wtf happened to the trunk lid?  That's going to be no trouble to replace, yeah right.  He says no rust, but rust is one thing these are very good at, and they're monocoque, not built on a proper chassis like a Cadillac.

In summary: I'd rather have @brownnova's Trans  Sport.

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