eBay tat volume 3.

[Wilko220]

Today's shit decals award goes to...

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believed to be  ex Brooke Bond Oxo company car

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-classic-3-door-AUTO-1275-1987-lowish-miles-MiniCooper-alloys-Yokos/184709657913?hash=item2b018db539:g:TikAAOSwaCBgUFj~

[willswitchengage]

16 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-stagea/324538949104?hash=item4b90075df0:g:yjEAAOSw8VpgXK74

Nope, I've never heard about this model before either.

 

The previous Stagea was awesome. Basically a Skyline estate so practicality, a big turbocharged engine and sometimes 4WD. Like a Legacy on steroids.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

The raised ride height and big spot lamps are inspiring me to buy this and drive to the Arctic Circle in the winter. I won’t, obvs, but the idea is appealing .

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9-3-2-0-i-S-2dr-Convertible-Petrol-Manual/224378181385?hash=item343dfb5709:g:q-YAAOSw8U5gRhiJ

[MisterH]

16 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-stagea/324538949104?hash=item4b90075df0:g:yjEAAOSw8VpgXK74

Nope, I've never heard about this model before either.

 

I remember Mike Brewer had one of these in Japan on his quite good actually Trading Up series 

17 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-romeo-75-v6-2-5-early-mk1/143985462734?hash=item218633cdce:g:A0wAAOSw7FBgL8GU

 

This looks nice, what could possibly be wrong with it?

[MisterH]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1323070

 

 

Not Shite as such but apparently the 900 is now a " Appreciating Classic Retro / Hipster Car."

I have never seen a car described in such a manner, the colour is gorgeous though

[Rustybullethole]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

https://m.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/4463263430355913/?anchor_composer=false

Super early Datsun badged Micra

 

 

Mot expired 09, failed on rear pads and a winker mind so could* be an easy fix

[Rustybullethole]

[Rustybullethole]

Be quick just over 10mins left!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-metro-rust-free/324532047404?hash=item4b8f9e0e2c:g:u7cAAOSwQYJgVzmm
 

[wuvvum]

Er...

[colino]

I'm sure the first complaint of passing off will see COHO cancel that newco. 

[Supernaut]

14 hours ago, garethj said:

Prius alternative, Civic hybrid.  I thought these came with some tasty aerodynamic hub caps?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224391939811

 

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BODYWORK IS AVERAGE

 

You

Fucking

 

What?

 

Is 'below average' to them something that's been stuffed into the back of an artic?

[MisterH]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Er...

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/13208650

[MisterH]

1 hour ago, Rustybullethole said:

Er...

I am new here and don't get it?

Tyre kicker?

Punter?

chancer? 

[outlaw118]

32 minutes ago, MisterH said:

Er...

I am new here and don't get it?

Tyre kicker?

Punter?

chancer? 

Don't worry Chuff, I'm old here and I don't get it either.

[wuvvum]

Something to do with the white moccasins allegedly favoured by some of the hipster set I would imagine.

[MisterH]

Just now, wuvvum said:

Something to do with the white mocassins allegedly favoured by some of the hipster set I would imagine.

Now that would make sense

[willswitchengage]

2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Er...

There's an AS group buy. Won't be long before our investment syndicate hits those highs! MG Rover Ltd trading as Autoshite: Your Motoring is Our Concern

[High Jetter]

40 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Don't worry Chuff, I'm old here and I don't get it either.

All I can offer is stamping out the scourge of toothpaste, which doesn't quite fit with the thread. (I must stop watching Catchphrase...I must stop...)

[MisterH]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-90-Quattro/254911740544?hash=item3b59ec7a80:g:VEkAAOSw76ZgWEyB

 

How many nightmares would you like with that sir? There's an offer on, as many nightmares you can conceive of with each barn-find Audi you buy...

 

Must admit though, the B3 90 quattro is one of my favourites, would go nicely with the family WR

[MisterH]

Again one on my want list, but also on my want list would be more info on what's wrong with it:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-SRi-1-9-Saloon-retro-classic-barn-find-1988-46-000/324540914293?hash=item4b90255a75:g:yMoAAOSw4DhgXiR5

[garethj]

If you dropped a Morris Minor onto an MX5, it would look like this.  Needs SVA which should be the work of a mere moment 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203324003444

 

Look how much wider the rear track is

[R1152]

23 hours ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/890081775171509/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"6944391860423675499"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"30557083369440423"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A30557083369440423%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A2657016616419590144%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00039794579130637%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A108}"}

Haven't we seen this before on here?

[sutty2006]

31 minutes ago, garethj said:

If you dropped a Morris Minor onto an MX5, it would look like this.  Needs SVA which should be the work of a mere moment 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203324003444

 

Look how much wider the rear track is

First thing it will fail on is the LED headlights 😂

[busmansholiday]

7 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Oh yes.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sunbeam-rapier/224401376921?hash=item343f5d4699:g:pvMAAOSwhdRgOWyR

Oh yes, and it's just down the A61 from me. Sadly, having owned a couple in the late 70's, and seeing the state of that n/s/f wing, if you dipped it in a solvent bath to remove the paint, you'd end up with sod all left.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

45 minutes ago, garethj said:

If you dropped a Morris Minor onto an MX5, it would look like this.  Needs SVA which should be the work of a mere moment 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203324003444

 

Look how much wider the rear track is

Aside from the dashboard/interior/Beetle rear lights, I really like that. I guess I'm a bit of a sucker for them anyway after owning one back in the early 90s. I'd love to know the story of how it came about. It certainly looks a high quality job, as opposed to Bob in his lockup with a pop rivet gun and shares in Isopon. I can only assume the owner has realised the SVA is going to be a huge ballache and given up after huge investment. 

I reckon the buyer will buy a grotty Moggie, nick the I.D and drive the white one around with an innocent expression. 

[bigstraight6]

6 hours ago, MisterH said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1323070

 

 

Not Shite as such but apparently the 900 is now a " Appreciating Classic Retro / Hipster Car."

I have never seen a car described in such a manner, the colour is gorgeous though

I hope not, This glorious old Saab would not look good with a beardy Ned hipster behind the wheel. 

[LightBulbFun]

1 hour ago, garethj said:

If you dropped a Morris Minor onto an MX5, it would look like this.  Needs SVA which should be the work of a mere moment 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203324003444

 

Look how much wider the rear track is

that actually looks surprisingly well done, (shame its a floppy top, I much prefer the look of regular Moggie and the naff head lamps need to get in the bin)

regardless, I think @gm needs to buy this as his track car

can you imagine the look on the other drivers face as they hear MX5 noises, but then suddenly this flies past them LOL

[Aston Martin]

Ex-works, complete with shoddy vinyl and wood... In a fucking race car.

 

https://www.thehairpincompany.co.uk/for-sale/cars/1973-triumph-dolomite-sprint-group-1-ex-works-car

[Wack]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/154093169921414/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

[garethj]

I challenge you not to jump to a conclusion about the seller of this vehicle.  Ready?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/402763624400

 

oh, you failed 🙁