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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1098722277307943/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aca7ae971-46f2-43f2-ad4d-3a826735953c

what a super horrid period colour-

i love it!

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and i even quiet like the rosyle wheels, as usually i HATE "aftermarket" wheels on old cars, but those still kinda work.

even better the original wheels and various hubcaps are included, so if you get fed up of the rostyles, the car comes with alternatives.

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Amishtat Rank: Renault 16

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39 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

We had this yet?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-3-LITRE-AMBULANCE-AUTOMATIC-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/114744122660?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

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Me and a mate went off on a wild goose chase to darkest rural Suffolk nearly twenty years ago to have a look at one of those (actually having read the description, very possibly this one) and I can't believe how much it's deteriorated in that time. The price was a third of that too.. 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The phone rings. It's 11pm and I wouldn't normally pickup but I vagualy recognise the number so I answer it.

The conversation is brief but in that moment I realised this is probably going to be one of the longest nights of my life. I get up and dress quickly downing some  stale coffee I find on the bed side cabinet to try to cancel out the cheap whisky I was drinking earlier. 

I jump in the car I'm quickly moving  through the back lanes with the headlights piercing into the darkness.  The caller had been brief "I may have found what you're looking for but you need to come quickly".

Could it really be happening after all this time? Having put the word out years ago that I was looking for a rare open top sports car for a client in the middle east I'd had nothing for the last 3 years. This car was an incredibly special  open top development car for the UK side of the GT40 project. Was I really about to make the deal that would change my life? I'd finally be free my gambling debts and be able to provide a decent home for my ex-wife and kids.

I pulled up outside the barn. A burly young man stood in the doorway the light streaming past him into the darkness of night.

I jumped from the car and moved towards him. He came closer and whispered "I think found what you're looking for, it's in there under the white cover.".

I could hardly breath as I walked into the barn the bright lights making it hard to focus. I caught a glimpse of the cover.

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I pull back the cover and I say to the burley man "this..this is Ford escort not a GT40 prototype".

His eye brows furrow and he growls "It is a GT40. It's got no roof, fuel injection and a Ford badge on it". "I'll tell you like I told the giant talking bunny over there it's a G T fucking 40"

He jumps in the car and starts making broom broom noises.  "Get in the car he says and I'll show you what she can do"

Eh, No thanks I reply.  "I wasn't fucking asking he says, get in the car".   I turn and start to run and I hear the car crank over. It tries to splutter to life but dies immediately. I can hear the man howling as the engine cranking slows and the starter gets stuck in the fly wheel. I think to myself those Escorts really are shite.

I jump in my car an drive as fast as I can thankfull I'm still breathing. I stop a few miles, away pull out my phone and write the most important note of my life "Never visit Cumnock again"

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doug

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The phone rings. It's 11pm and I wouldn't normally pickup but I recognise the number so I answer i5.
The conversation is brief but in that moment I realised this is probably going to be one of the longest nights of your life. I get up and dress quickly downing some  stale coffee I find on the bed side cabinet to try to cancel out the cheap whisky I was drinking earlier. 
I jump in the car I'm quickly moving  through the back lanes with the headlights piercing into the darkness.  The caller had been brief "I may have found what you're looking for but you need to come quickly".
Could it really be happening after all this time? Having put the word out years ago that I was looking for a rare open top sports car for a client in the middle east I'd had nothing for the last 3 years. This car was an incredibly special  open top development car for the UK side of the GT40 project. Was I really about to make the deal that would change my life? I'd finally be free my gambling debts and be able to provide a decent home for my ex-wife and kids.
I pulled up outside the barn. A burly young man stood in the doorway the light streaming past him into the darkness of night.
I jumped from the car and moved towards him. He came closer and whispered "I think found what you're looking for, it's in there under the white cover.".
I could hardly breath as I walked into the barn the bright lights making it hard to focus. I caught a glimpse of the cover.
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I pull back the cover and I say to the burley man "this..this is Ford escort not a GT40 prototype".
His eye brows furrow and he growls "It is a GT40. It's got no roof, fuel injection and a Ford badge on it". "I'll tell you like I told the giant talking bunny over there it's a G T fucking 40"
He jumps in the car and starts making broom broom noises.  "Get in the car he says and I'll show you what she can do"
Eh, No thanks I reply.  "I wasn't fucking asking he says, get in the car".   I turn and start to run and I hear the car crank over. It tries to splutter to life but dies immediately. I can hear the man howling as the engine cranking slows and the starter gets stuck in the fly wheel. I think to myself those Escorts really are shite.
I jump in my car an drive as fast as I can thankfull I'm still breathing. I stop a few miles, away pull out my phone and write the most important note of my life "Never visit Cumnock again"
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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/461968214809105
Local to me if you change your mind!! You know you want it and summer is around the corner

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2 minutes ago, doug said:

Local to me if you change your mind!! You know you want it and summer is around the corneremoji16.pngemoji16.png

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I really don’t 😂

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14 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1098722277307943/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aca7ae971-46f2-43f2-ad4d-3a826735953c

what a super horrid period colour-

i love it!

May be an image of car and outdoors

and i even quiet like the rosyle wheels, as usually i HATE "aftermarket" wheels on old cars, but those still kinda work.

even better the original wheels and various hubcaps are included, so if you get fed up of the rostyles, the car comes with alternatives.

With those wheels it could actually pass for a Hot Hatch attempt, if you didn't see someone loading shopping into it

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wuvvum

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Cheap early Touareg in Aberdoom.  Plenty of test but leaking water - it's the old 5-pot TDI though so shouldn't  be a difficult fix.

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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13 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap early Touareg in Aberdoom.  Plenty of test but leaking water - it's the old 5-pot TDI though so shouldn't  be a difficult fix.

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I didn't know you could even get those with a manual box!

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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3 minutes ago, SiC said:

@Skizzer

Ooft, that R15 is stunning.

Autobox means getting used to being overtaken by slugs though.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Nissan Pathfinder, currently cheap.  I went to look at one of these a couple of years ago, thinking it would be a modern alternative to my Defender, what a shame the key attribute they copied from the Land Rover was a chassis rusted to fuck.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124656812845
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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Campershite, 1000 BINs, nr Durham

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'Interior has potential'

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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11 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

'Interior has potential'

It's like when an estate agent describes a burnt-out shell as a 'blank canvas'

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cort1977 Rank: Renault 16

cort1977

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3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap early Touareg in Aberdoom.  Plenty of test but leaking water - it's the old 5-pot TDI though so shouldn't  be a difficult fix.

 

I think it is the R5 also fittedin T5s that's half a V10. Not a bad motor but has a few issues and definitely not as simple as the old 5 pot. 

I have one in my van, it's been good touch wood.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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On 3/29/2021 at 1:05 AM, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Registered office is a pub? Only up the M1, so might drive up there and have a look....

eBay sez "this item is no longer available". Probably the Chinese complained....

Change your name to Maurice Garagiste Rover by deedpoll; the shysters won't be able to get you then!*

 

 

 

*IANAL, this does not constitute legal advice, do not read while the train is standing in the station, may contain nuts. 

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