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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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  On 28/12/2019 at 12:08, sdkrc said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1971-saab-95-v4/1362107410

Runs apparently. Also 1.5yrs away from being MOT and tax exempt. 

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MOT exemption is 40 years not 50, so you’re all set just to drive away with confidence*.

 

Edit: Although you might want some number plates.

Estate, too. Nice.

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LightBulbFun Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 28/12/2019 at 08:53, DVee8 said:

Live out your Postman Pat fantasy..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2853308318042317/

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ohh! for some reason I have a strange hankering for one of these, neat to see one over here :) 

too expensive and not ULEZ exempt enough for me to cheekily send the link to mum tho sadly!

Date of manufacture of 1992 but date of registration of 1993, dosent look like it spent long in the US if at all curiously enough...

(im curious does it have RHD or LHD head lamps, RHD steering wheel for easy post box access, but was made for use on US roads so I imagine it would have LHD head lamps still?) 

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 28/12/2019 at 12:14, Skizzer said:

MOT exemption is 40 years not 50, so you’re all set just to drive away with confidence*.

 

Edit: Although you might want some number plates.

Estate, too. Nice.

 

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It's also AS Beige; WINNAR.

  

  On 28/12/2019 at 12:49, wuvvum said:

Honda Logo, in the parts section but looks decent enough.  Photos are a little strange though.

 

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Insta-bellend photo effects. There's a lot of it about, just be grateful the photographer didn't tick the box that gives everything cat whiskers.

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sdkrc Rank: Renault 16

sdkrc

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  On 28/12/2019 at 12:14, Skizzer said:

MOT exemption is 40 years not 50, so you’re all set just to drive away with confidence*.

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I could use all of the money I'd save on MOTs to fund some maths lessons...

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I have never seen an Avanti kit car, and in fact I still haven’t because this is the best picture.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F392611203793

Excellent condition with no rust at all

It’s made of bloody fibreglass.

MoT and Tax exempt

I think you might find this counts as a substantial modification, so no it isn’t.

Verdict: You’re not even trying, are you? Moron.

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  On 28/12/2019 at 12:15, LightBulbFun said:

.....does it have RHD or LHD head lamps, RHD steering wheel for easy post box access, but was made for use on US roads so I imagine it would have LHD head lamps still?) 

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If it has a current MoT, then the headlights would have been changed to RHD, otherwise no pass!

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Or beam deflectors.  The Innocenti has been passing MOTs for years with beam deflectors fitted.

Having said that, the headlights on that post van look a fairly standard shape so shouldn't be too hard to find some left-dipping equivalents.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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  On 28/12/2019 at 13:55, wuvvum said:

Shame about it needing a door - I would imagine that getting an accurate paint match to that particular shade of pogweasel could be a bit of a challenge.

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I’m fairly sure that dent will push/pull out and then you could just blend the paint.

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Assuming you didn’t just prefer the Joseph look, of course.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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  On 28/12/2019 at 13:27, Skizzer said:

I have never seen an Avanti kit car, and in fact I still haven’t because this is the best picture.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F392611203793

Excellent condition with no rust at all

It’s made of bloody fibreglass.

MoT and Tax exempt

I think you might find this counts as a substantial modification, so no it isn’t.

Verdict: You’re not even trying, are you? Moron.

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Bonus "It's got Marina door handles!" moment. God bless the BL parts bin.

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Speaking of shit for sale in Donny...

 

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SAKURA Electric Bicycle / Moped 36 Volt Not Working! Project. Was using it daily until last summer when it suddenly lost all power

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Probbly need 2 charge the battery then M9?

 

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no charger

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Ah.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAKURA-Electric-Bicycle-Moped-36-Volt-Not-Working-Project-/133282552024

 

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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  On 27/12/2019 at 22:08, Cavcraft said:

If there's a shitter possible way to guff £565 of money on eBay, I'm pretty sure nobody will ever find it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teardrop-Camper-Pod-Trailer/283724465697?hash=item420f4bc621:g:tqMAAOSwoDVeBjst

 

Look at the pissing two-and-eight of the thing. I'd rather spend the night camped out  in Jordan's minge.

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On the plus side, this was lurking in the 'suggested items' at the bottom of the page when I looked at the horror:

 

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Hopefully this rare and interesting French 'van isn't just about to fall into the hands of some cuntfuttock who'll paint it pink and festoon the poor old thing in bunting...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Caravelair-Alsace-confort-vintage-French-retro-festival-touring-caravan/274160610168

 

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  On 28/12/2019 at 18:03, strangeangel said:

Speaking of shit for sale in Donny...

 

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Probbly need 2 charge the battery then M9?

 

 

Ah.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAKURA-Electric-Bicycle-Moped-36-Volt-Not-Working-Project-/133282552024

 

 

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When ever you see the good old "chocolate block (even white chocolate versions)" in a picture, you know you're on to a 'winner'.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Wahey!  White bumpers, Sercks, miserable LS spec, yellow cloth seats ... and a grille made out of a potato sack but with the Chrysler badge stapled on not far from the right place.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274169789610

Body is mostly wob but it’s MOT exempt so who cares?

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