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  1. djoptix


    to see here.
  2. I have never had an accident while driving, unless you count doing a handbrake turn in my 1.5d AX in the car park of Sandbach McDonald's and hitting a bin.
  3. I have no interest in this one you've finished with it, so if you're hoping to palm it off on me then you can FRO.
  4. Like a lot. My old AX (an M reg 1.5d) was on those wheels and I still think they're the prettiest AX wheels you can get. I miss mine. I live right by the M32/M4 junction so it must have come from somewhere near me originally!
  5. One arrived to me but I ordered two 😉 It's great though - any chance of sending me the other one?
  6. But your heater is on "econ"! You're hypermiling!
  7. Bargain Xsara VTS on ebay at the moment. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F202827271534 🙄
  8. You should get an mgf because I have one.
  9. Unrelated, but Google "Montana musket loader"...
  10. If you could get a car that deposited kung po chicken as it went along, I would definitely buy one.
  11. No. You're thinking of the Nelson Mandela birthday concert in 1988. His PA systems were pretty epic to be fair.
  12. That is a genius idea for a TV show. Hide some cameras around the car to see how much they actually check/what they say while MOTing it
  13. A chap I know had a P38 which went very well, except that the controller for the air suspension had gone fubar. Rather than get it fixed, he managed to break out the connections to each corner (i.e. the electrical connections that tell each bag to inflate/deflate) with a ribbon cable, which looked like it had come from a PC, trailing out of the dash. This entered a 2-gang domestic electrical back box and face plate (white plastic) which sat atop the dash and sometimes fell off when you went round a corner. Four rocker switches were hacked into it to make each corner go up/down. This man also did the sound system for Live Aid 🙄
  14. I am humbled! @brownnova, do you want a high res version of Miss August? September is brilliant. Whose is the BRM?
  15. Brownnova x 1 Fumbler x 1 Craig the Princess x 1 Garythesnail x 2 Billybunter x 1 Datsuncog x 1 BL Bloke x 1 Xtriple x 1 Saabnut x 1 Catsinthewelder x 1 puddlethumper x 1 Six-cylinder x 1 blguy1975 x 1 jamhowe x 2 GM x 1 Stinkwheel x 2 adw1977 x 1 Semi-C x 1 barefoot x 1 Supernaut x 1 sporty-shite x 1 dozeydustman x 1 MorrisItalSLX x 1 Asimo x 1 castros_bro x 2 red5 x1 chaseracer x1 garycox x2 djoptix x 2
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