eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

Phoar a Daimler Super v8 with the XJR engine and picnic tables. £750 but rotten.

Look at the state of that strut top. 🙁

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daimler/daimler-super-v8-saloon-1998-auto-3996-cc-/1498324173

[Cavcraft]

Transit for sale or rent

buy this and you'll repent

Won't pass no pre-test checks

Roof's held on with Sikaflex 

Ahh, but two hours of driving round

bet the fuel pump's gone to ground

Only fit for canning beans, by no means

Get HIAB, break the locks

Destination Liverpool docks

Old, worn out fucked and shagged

Bail it up and get it fragged

£1,150 are you smoking crack?

What the fuck can you get on the back?

Half a Smart car and it'll overload

by no means

2005 Transit Recovery Truck 2.4 90T350 Crewcab Non Runner MOT JULY BARGAIN | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Ford Transit accident damaged yesterday | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Horribly photographed Maestro van

Austin Maestro 500 Van | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

Aec Mammoth Major 1959 | eBay UK

Comes with it's own DJ

 

[Cavcraft]

1989 Ford Transit 2.5Diesel camper motorhome conversion excellent runner bargain | eBay UK

Not only has this got the right engine, but it's got one of those piss test guides for when you're having a whazz in the sink

 

[Wibble]

34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1989 Ford Transit 2.5Diesel camper motorhome conversion excellent runner bargain | eBay UK

Not only has this got the right engine, but it's got one of those piss test guides for when you're having a whazz in the sink

 

At least the wiring looks sound*

[cort16]

Stripped of anything useful but still wants £14500 Testarossa

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286601453727?

[Cavcraft]

1964 Ford Consul Capri **Rare & Interesting Classic Car** | eBay UK

[busmansholiday]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Aec Mammoth Major 1959 | eBay UK

Comes with it's own DJ

 

@Aston Martin, this is in Hull, absolutely ideal for your daily commute.

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1618219988866338/?ref=newsfeed

 

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1206394833955116/?ref=newsfeed

 

[morrisoxide]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

Stripped of anything useful but still wants £14500 Testarossa

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286601453727?

That needs fixing up with MR2 running gear and front end.😄

[Cavcraft]

Ford fiesta MK3 | eBay UK

'Good condition for age'

M8, even the boot mat is rusty

[Cavcraft]

Ford Sierra Xr4i | eBay UK

[D.E]

89 JAGUAR XJS V12  £2,995

Quote

IT DID RUN AFTER THE NEW BITS WERE PUT ON BUT NOT FOR LONG

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

39 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Good condition for age'

M8, even the boot mat is rusty

But that is Good Condition for that age of Fester! 😀

[D.E]

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Transit for sale or rent

buy this and you'll repent

Won't pass no pre-test checks

Roof's held on with Sikaflex 

Ahh, but two hours of driving round

bet the fuel pump's gone to ground

Only fit for canning beans, by no means

Get HIAB, break the locks

Destination Liverpool docks

Old, worn out fucked and shagged

Bail it up and get it fragged

£1,150 are you smoking crack?

What the fuck can you get on the back?

Half a Smart car and it'll overload

by no means

2005 Transit Recovery Truck 2.4 90T350 Crewcab Non Runner MOT JULY BARGAIN | eBay UK

Mullered, not Millered 😄

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

Seamless job you'd never guess it wasn't OE.

[tooSavvy]

9 hours ago, D.E said:

Fiat 126 R1 Engined Project Barn Find Motorbike Engined

Can't begin to guess the number of Imps that have gone as bean tins.... 'Engine swap/stalled project'

The first kiss of the Angry grinder = Kiss of Death 🫤

🚙💨

[goosey]

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/1Gf4f8pRwv/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

they call me mellow yellow 

it’s a 2300, which is good, yes ?

[goosey]

https://www.facebook.com/share/19PD4Jbnuc/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Series 2 with pyramid front bumper 

 

although she does tick over a little fast….

[comfortablynumb]

Not sure if this'll upload properly. Just been sent it by MK1 son.

I know there's a couple similar on here 

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2082528802269946/

Edited May 28 by comfortablynumb
Additional

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, goosey said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/19PD4Jbnuc/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Series 2 with pyramid front bumper 

 

although she does tick over a little fast….

[MorrisItalSLX]

15 hours ago, D.E said:

IT DID RUN AFTER THE NEW BITS WERE PUT ON BUT NOT FOR LONG

From bitter experience, that sounds pretty standard for an eighties Jaguar.

[gadgetgricey]

Make & Model: 2004 Skoda Octavia L&K Estate diesel 1998cc 130bhp - £295 ono
194k, but good service history and owned by previous owner for years - Leicester LE2
Working air con - Rear Parking Sensors - 6 speed  - recent cambelt  July '23 - Mot July
Over on the Briskoda forum so not sure if you need to register for link to work, hence highlights above.

https://www.briskoda.net/forums/topic/532576-2004-skoda-octavia-lk-estate-diesel-1998cc-130bhp/

 

 

No connection with the seller , but seems a decent old bus for pin money. Just needs a bloody good clean inside and out.

Paging @dollywobbler for some cheap content. Also @sutty2006 as think your mate was after some transport
 

[lesapandre]

 

https://ebay.us/m/sb0hdJ

[camryv6]

4 hours ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

From bitter experience, that sounds pretty standard for an eighties Jaguar.

I always find with things like that, do as little as possible and only replace what is necessary, and disturb as little as possible. 

[Cavcraft]

classic cars for sale | eBay UK

'Cheap' Bentley in Shrewsbury.

NGL, I'd bum the tits off that if I could afford it.