eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

porsche cayenne 4.5 v8 | eBay

'the engine has developed a knocking/ticking noise'

 

[Cavcraft]

Peugot 306 1.9 diesel | eBay

Dread to think what they've done here, but on top of whatever the hell's going on in the photographs, the diesel pump is fucked.

[EyesWeldedShut]

A 2010 C6 with 37K miles and 1 former keeper?
Online auction is marked trade only  so I guess private buyers need to rock up in person? (Wakefield)

https://catalogue.astonbarclay.net/details/catalogue/93874224

[sdkrc]

Everything about this is perfect.

Diesel for her pleasure. 

US spec jumbo bumpers.

Gold. Auto. Twin headlamps.

520k km

https://www.autowereld.nl/x/x/x-38656522/foto.html

[fatmanblue]

15 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

A 2010 C6 with 37K miles and 1 former keeper?
Online auction is marked trade only  so I guess private buyers need to rock up in person? (Wakefield)

https://catalogue.astonbarclay.net/details/catalogue/93874224

3.0 HDi... Rather less eye-watering on the tax than the much more common* 2.7.

*Not that any C6 is 'common'.

[RetroShite]

On 11/12/2023 at 15:04, cort16 said:

Petrol LDV/Sherpa. MOT July. £750 and has leaky carb and untested LPG for extra jeopardy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/737890034963034

Purchased this afternoon!

The seller should be on here, had around 15 smiley transits, a few c15's, cortina camper, sierra camper etc.

 

 

Nothing else for sale.

[Cavcraft]

2005 Porsche Cayenne 3.2 V6 Tiptronic S SUV Petrol Automatic | eBay

'it would however suit a tinker type person'

'I bought the car to tow a caravan'

[EyesWeldedShut]

48 minutes ago, fatmanblue said:

3.0 HDi... Rather less eye-watering on the tax than the much more common* 2.7.

*Not that any C6 is 'common'.

Only ever seen one in the flesh and that was a 2008 model - struck me that this must a late one?

[wuvvum]

54 minutes ago, RetroShite said:

The seller should be on here, had around 15 smiley transits, a few c15's, cortina camper, sierra camper etc.

 

I assume those are older photos and the seller wasn't actually taps aff in Scotland in mid-December...

[RetroShite]

14 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

I assume those are older photos and the seller wasn't actually taps aff in Scotland in mid-December...

Yeah, they are photos he sent me. It was dull, grey and very wet out there today.

[Schaefft]

43 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Only ever seen one in the flesh and that was a 2008 model - struck me that this must a late one?

I didn't know they sold the 3.0 in the UK at all? Probably makes it one of the most desireable ones for sale in the UK, aside from the few petrol ones floating about.

[fatmanblue]

9 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

I didn't know they sold the 3.0 in the UK at all? Probably makes it one of the most desireable ones for sale in the UK, aside from the few petrol ones floating about.

2010 is late and I think the last RHD cars were built then. Only about 10 3.0 came to the UK. The losses must have been staggering with such tiny numbers, for example only 40-odd RHD manual gearbox 2.2s were built, and I think even fewer 2.2 autos. My 2.2 came with a handbook for 2.7 diesel/3.0 petrol, I asked the dealer for a handbook with the 2.2 in it, more in hope than expectation. But a few months later one arrived...

I'd say that 3.0 HDi for sale is one of the most desirable, particularly at that mileage. It will be interesting to see how much it sells for.

[gadgetgricey]

20 hours ago, Alan_Green said:

Saab C900 16v Auto.  Nearly 1 yrs MOT.  £1,250.  Brighton.  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/145489335654

Obviously realised to cheap and gone up by £500, Still decent though 

[EyesWeldedShut]

17 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

I didn't know they sold the 3.0 in the UK at all? Probably makes it one of the most desireable ones for sale in the UK, aside from the few petrol ones floating about.

I had a beak at the aforementioned car tax rates on Parkers and they certainly list the 3.0 on there at £395
How Many Left (which is often out of kilter due to poor initial V5 completions at point of sale) suggests possibly 20 of the 3.0 litre one are knocking about: https://www.howmanyleft.co.uk/vehicle/citroen_c6_exclusive_hdi_auto#engine

Moot point here as 'er indoors would have me sleeping outdoors if I rocked up with a C6  

 

[barrett]

Sorry if this is a repost, but surely this bargain-basement obscure JDM luxobarge has @Schaefft's name all over it?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155939359292

[Schaefft]

27 minutes ago, barrett said:

Sorry if this is a repost, but surely this bargain-basement obscure JDM luxobarge has @Schaefft's name all over it?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155939359292

My reply to @wuvvum tagging me:

23 hours ago, Schaefft said:

I love it! If it only wasn't silver!

However, I genuinely think this is such a good value for a super nice Honda. I even started looking up whether I could easily get an Acura TL grille for it and went down a rabbit hole... Very tempted but no need for it. If it was any other color I probably would anyway... Someone on here get this before its gone!

With that being said, please continue tagging me for obscure barges like these!

[sheffcortinacentre]

3 hours ago, RetroShite said:

Purchased this afternoon!

The seller should be on here, had around 15 smiley transits, a few c15's, cortina camper, sierra camper etc.

 

 

Nothing else for sale.

Sierra one is a late StarCraft on p100 these had a short bolt on rear chassis extension, any info on the cortina P100 conversion?

[D.E]

bASe

https://www.gumtree.com/p/dacia/dacia-sandero-access-1.1-bargain-hpi-clean-bargain-cheapest-online-£999/1470692525

[oxb1l]

17 hours ago, sdkrc said:

Everything about this is perfect.

Diesel for her pleasure. 

US spec jumbo bumpers.

Gold. Auto. Twin headlamps.

520k km

https://www.autowereld.nl/x/x/x-38656522/foto.html

I remember as a kid my dad had a Ford Fairmont the same shape as the Mad Max car and he traded it in on a 604 ,I'm pretty sure I cried driving home in what seemed like a pope mobile to an 8 yr old.

[Yoss]

17 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I had a beak at the aforementioned car tax rates on Parkers and they certainly list the 3.0 on there at £395
How Many Left (which is often out of kilter due to poor initial V5 completions at point of sale) suggests possibly 20 of the 3.0 litre one are knocking about: https://www.howmanyleft.co.uk/vehicle/citroen_c6_exclusive_hdi_auto#engine

Moot point here as 'er indoors would have me sleeping outdoors if I rocked up with a C6  

 

But then you could sleep in your C6, I don't see the problem.

[Cavcraft]

Lomax kit car | eBay

'It provides a smooth and comfortable ride'

It's a fucking £1 car mat thrown on top of a recycled cheese grater, FFS.

[Cavcraft]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

Got out of bed at all

There's rain and bird shit on my window

And I can't see at all

Even if I could it's only Rochdale anyway

but your picture on my wall reminds me

that it's no so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Scim, I  wrote you but you still aint callin'

I left my bag my coat hanger and sweet wrappers at the bottom

and 4 litres of water in autumn,  and the tax in the windscreen you must have got them

There probably was a problem with the Post Office or something

Reliant Scimitar GTE se5a, project, last owner 21 years | eBay

Sometimes my Scimitars look quite sloppy when I drop them

But anyway, fuck it, what's up hun, how's your daughter?

My girl had a kid, but Mark Phillips is the father

We have a daughter guess what I've gone and called, her name is Zara

Did  you read about my brother Andy too, I'm sorry

His lawyer said not to sweat over some bitch who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this every day 

but I've  robbed your engine and your fan

I even took the gearbox off for the ultimate scam

I've got a Rolls Royce in the pictures, man

Do you like the sausage fingers of that bro of mine, they're so fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours  your biggest fan,  this  is Princess Anne

Reliant Scimitar SE5a | eBay

Fifteen grand, I'm wondering why

This hasn't sold at all

The morning rain clogs up my camera

Got your picture on my wall

It reminds me that that colour's bad, it's fucking bad

Dear Scim, your engine belongs in a boat I hope you have a chance 

to jettison it near France  I just think it's fucked up they have electric fans

If you didn't want to be photographed outside your own house you didn't have to

But I should have got a signed autograph from our Andrew

For your little sister man, she's only 16 years old

And she waited for him in the blistering cold and he just an (alleged) paedo

Starting to wonder if  RIGHTGUARD JUST KICKED IN, YO!

That's pretty shitty,  you were his biggest fan

He just wants to be like me mam, even more than I do 

He ain't a stamp though, so don't lick him like he wants to

Remember when you said Edward was a bender?

You said if I wrote you, you'd write back

See, I'm like you and  did you ever meet my pops

He said me ma's fanny was like an Indian's fuse box

You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Princess Ann

Ps we should be together, too.

1976 RELIANT SCIMITAR 3.0L V6 MANAUL, VERY NICE CAR THOUGHOUT. WOLFRACE SLOTS, | eBay

 

 

[cort16]

I thought these has all gone silly money now. This one is £2300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-200sx-needs-to-go/1471042014

[EyesWeldedShut]

3 hours ago, Yoss said:

But then you could sleep in your C6, I don't see the problem.

That'd be hedging my bets on getting the C6 from Wakefield to West Wales   ?

[camryv6]

3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Lomax kit car | eBay

'It provides a smooth and comfortable ride'

It's a fucking £1 car mat thrown on top of a recycled cheese grater, FFS.

Read the ad, who writes all that drivel ? 

[Cavcraft]

12 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Read the ad, who writes all that drivel ? 

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

[camryv6]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

Oh great !!

[Schaefft]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

I thought these has all gone silly money now. This one is £2300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-200sx-needs-to-go/1471042014

Seems too good to be true.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

 

Quote

THANKS FOR LOOKING, BRIAN.

How does he know that Brian looked?

[wuvvum]

@LightBulbFun

Automatic ✔️

ULEZ compliant ✔️

Room for a mobility scooter ✔️

Towbar fitted so gr8 4 towing Invacares ✔️

Looks a bit shit so unlikely to attract the attention of London council estate ne'er-do-wells ✔️