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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

Dont think I've seen this one yet. '84 Corolla in meh shape for a grand, has mothttps://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/603744250854497/

 

 

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The shape has aged really well but the metal less so

AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

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5 hours ago, grogee said:

Subaru 'Legancy' 20 litre. Ought to go well with that size engine. "Carvery good; Cheap verypounds a year to tax". £695 Brum

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/subaru-legancy-20-ltr-awd-estate-drives-superb-moted-695/1422483605?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

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36 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Missing the back sill and arch by the looks of it.

Dynamic weight reduction.

neil1971 Rank: Citroen Ami

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On 12/12/2021 at 1:38 PM, neil1971 said:

Marketplace Fiat Ducato? camper, £1000 in Tunbridge Wells, very little detail in the ad 

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Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

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5 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

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At a glance, that's a good £10k+ of motorhome. 

100% scam. 

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

Try reading all 30 adverts from him , if you want 

A "CHEAP Good carvery good
Cheap verypounds a year to tax
CAR STARTS AND DRIVES SUPERB. Half leather interior" 

it seems that pretty much every car he sells is like that ...

a very niche market ...

he does have some potential AS contenders for the near future ....

if only he could get someone at the local playschool to write his adverts for them 🙄🙄🙄

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. 

"Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest.
You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price.

AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES.

Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS!

If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Blimey the mental traders are all awake at the moment. MK1 Gooner auto, very low miles but £3k Scunthorpe.

"with some customers on their third and fourth cars since we open our showrooms in Scunthorpe we try and make buying a car a pleasant experience rather than like a trip to the dentist"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-renault-laguna-rt-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1412816234?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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MK2 Fezza, £5300 Lincoln. You aren't allowed to know the registration number.

"highly credible 42,200 miles"

But which miles were less credible? This advert is soooo wordy, worth reading for a laugh.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-ford-fiesta-11l-mk2-42k-miles-from-new-fantastic-classic-car/1405369452?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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