What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[outlaw118]

Shouldn't be a grin really.....but fuck it.

 

 

Stepson has 2 month old Fiesta on Ford Options Bumrapefinance.

He also owns a Shitroen Picarso on a 58 plate, driven by his partner.

 

He's following her to a pre-arranged destination, in slow (10mph) traffic queue. Mobile phone goes ping, he gets it out of his pocket, and fiddles.

 

I don't need to type any more do I?

 

Doughnut. 

 

Suffice to say the Fiesta is pretty much unmarked, and the Shitroen has a boot floor with moar ripples that Lake Windermere.

[beko1987]

I hear its snowing in the uk, its not here. Come on snow, fancy a snowy drive tomorrow, could do with checking the handbrake ready for the mot...

[Pillock]

Chodspotting in National Lampoons European wotsit. Shit film, but an impressive amount of vehicular wonderment.

[skattrd]

There's currently a power cut where I live and my house is the only one on the street with any lights on. Being a geek and having a couple of UPS (battery backup) devices does make you feel smug on these occasions.

[KruJoe]

My night on the town with this crowd was more than enough to make up for a year of grumpiness.

 

 

OMfG best nite evar

 

 

If you're playing 'spot the ladyboy' and pick my missus, she will find you and she will kill you.

 

 

I'm a spent man.

[philibusmo]

You better not have been drinking specially imported Asda Smart Price Bitter all night.

[Timewaster]

Is there a lady boy to spot then?

 

Not that I am brave/stupid enough to take a guess.

[mat_the_cat]

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I'm a spent man.

 

Last photo - is the one on the left demonstrating the diameter of something?

[cobblers]

and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away.

[KruJoe]

Is there a lady boy to spot?

Yes. Yes there is. She's a 'good' one though.

 

If you've nowt better to do, you may enjoy this:

http://thai-discovery.com/ladyboy-test-beginners.php/

[fordperv]

Have made use of the start of my day by playing with the dog in the snow, bloody loved it i feel like I'm 10 again

[Louise2cv]

Dr Stan Fowler told the BBC he was one of a "handful" of drivers who had spent the night in their cars at Woodhall Services on the M1.

 

"I arrived here at 20:30 and have bedded down for the night after parts of the car park became impassable," he said.

A doctor of what? Dramatics maybe?

[bub2006]

I despair with society sometimes. A bit of snow and country grinds to a halt. Fair enough it took me an age to get home last night but i took my time and made it in one piece. The amount of drivers you see just spinning wheels is shocking!

[beko1987]

I fitted my aldi head unit today, and so far I'm impressed! Can't seem to find one of my usual stations but I'll try it somewhere else as its always a bit iffy down our road. Hands free works well whilst sat still with the engine off, and the music streaming is gr9

 

Whilst fitting it, I decided to have the centre console off to cure a squeak. Made crimping the wire on a lot easier too.

 

 

Whilst there I had a look at the un illuminating heater controls. Bulbs were dead. I'd bought a bah of them when I had the xm and they were the same size

 

 

Blinding

 

 

 

Will pop out when its dark and see how good* it looks.

 

I then stripped out all the old Nokia car kit stuff, the fitter had used silicone to stick the controls to the car, so luckily its peeled off with no damage done.

 

Since it was going well, I also pulled out all the old sub and amp wires. I could have bought a sub and fitted my among but I just couldn't be bothered, there were no speakers to the doors, and I'd loose the boot space. So out it all came, from the engine bay to the boot.

 

Then it all went downhill, where I found some water...see grump thread

[inconsistant]

[HH-R]

Spent all day in Homebase, which wasn't enjoyable in itself but it means I can see the light at the end of the renovating the house tunnel! When I'm done it will have taken two and a half years. And to think I thought it didn't need much doing when I bought it... think everything was done by Bodgitt and Scarper Ltd. Might mean I will have some spare cash for some automotive shite too.

[MrDuke]

If you're playing 'spot the ladyboy' and pick my missus, she will find you and she will kill you.

 

 

OK, I'll play. Middle pic, far right.

 

 

If that does turn out to be Mrs_Joe, tell her I'd prefer a .22 to the back of the head, if possible. And no offence to your good self.

[spike60]

OK, I'll play. Middle pic, far right.

 

 

If that does turn out to be Mrs_Joe, tell her I'd prefer a .22 to the back of the head, if possible. And no offence to your good self.

Brave man!

[the judge]

I found someone being grumpy earlier, the Cavcraft company guard dog didn't like his leg warmers. Soz to ruin your Christmas, peeps, but here is proof:

 

ollie.jpg

 

 

Did you get the dog a scarf from anfield too Billy?

 

Cue abuse.....

[Pillock]

Guy Martin programme on C4 on tellybox. Already has clip of him stood in a field revving the shit out of a Merlin engine on a trailer. Should be good.

[vulgalour]

Xantia blower fan sprang back into life today, the first day we've needed to use the rear demist.  All systems normal, appears it has fixed itself.  Apologies if anyone's PSA car broke today.

[320touring]

Got some work done on the 316i and also on the Jaaag

Brakes issue on the jag is a holed brakeline- simple repair:)

 

Also me blog made it over 2000 visitors!

[beko1987]

Xantia blower fan sprang back into life today, the first day we've needed to use the rear demist.  All systems normal, appears it has fixed itself.  Apologies if anyone's PSA car broke today.

You bastard... 

[drum]

My 109 is in 1000 pieces.

It could take a while to put it together.

[drum]

[daveb47]

Nicked from elsewhere

 

50 shades of grey by Pam Ayres.....................

 

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Ethel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

 

Watching Ethel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!!

Now if you knew our Ethel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

 

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done !?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey....................

[fairkens]

I think she divides opinion but pam ayres almost always makes me laugh, that ^^ is a modern classic!

[AlabamaShrimp]

Tbh I haven't seen her or read anything by her in years and use d to hate her (don't know why) was good though and I couldn't help but read it in her voice

[myglaren]

Tbh I haven't seen her or read anything by her in years and use d to hate her (don't know why) was good though and I couldn't help but read it in her voice

I think her voice is an essential ingredient.

[320touring]

Just introduced the Jaaag to both the e30 site i use and the joy of pistonheads..

 

Everyone seems to like it-maybe there are more shiterists than we thought..

 

(Dont worry I havent linked here in any way!)