vulgalour Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 You should've told him that it has to get hot before it'll go cold. See how long he puts up with it. Opportunity missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Getting a free (legs only, before you ask) massage by a scouse bird today and getting cheered coming through the Mersey tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Getting a free (legs only, before you ask) massage by a scouse bird today and getting cheered coming through the Mersey tunnel. The second half of that statement sounds like a rather dirty euphemism, which may be connected in some way with the first half. Just sayin' catsinthewelder, warren t claim, Jim Bell and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 The Wimbledon final presented me with a rare opportunity to sit in a pub all afternoon (albeit with the wife)... Well done Murray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Likewise. It's been a great year for the old Wimbuleedon. Mainly because Cliff Richard didn't sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Indeed, Ian. The weather was kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 He's a dab hand with the tennis bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 The Jaguar is home in one bit. I recon it did 23mpg all be it at a cruise controlled 70mph. Here it is posing next to some big bridge I found while trying to locate the Fife meet up (I never did find it). It's got a wobble from somewhere but I dunno where. I recon I'll get it up on a ramp and have a good look when I get a chance. XJR by cort16, on Flickr brickwall, chaseracer and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Was the plate included? If so you just need to find someone called Kraiig and you've cracked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Na it's going back on its original plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Glad the tennis is over. Boring load of old shit. (Sorry). M'coli, chaseracer, myglaren and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Trundling down the A78 between Stevenston and Kilmarnock in the Montego earlier today with WIFEY_CMS... got overtaken at considerable pace by two folk in a D-reg Moonraker Blue Austin Maestro Mayfair waving and tootling with vigour. A78. Coolest road ever. PHACKT. chaseracer and RedSparrow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiteRider Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Trundling down the A78 between Stevenston and Kilmarnock in the Montego earlier today with WIFEY_CMS... got overtaken at considerable pace by two folk in a D-reg Moonraker Blue Austin Maestro Mayfair waving and tootling with vigour.A78. Coolest road ever. PHACKT.I love it when stuff like this happens, driving the black cortina was brilliant for random beeps/ waves.Doesn't happen in the 7-series, must be because all BMW drivers are unutterable cunts (this probaly includes me) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/502937840.htm?ca=15_s 'the body is tired, it has done about 950,000 km' MUTHA FLIPPA! vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Son finds car for sale, typically sodding miles away (Scotland) so we ring the seller. He's flogging it because his girlfriend is pregnant, he's only had the car 1.5-2 weeks max and three days after buying it she told him she was pregnant and it's 'no good for her'.Amazingly during this 10-14 days the log book came back 'a few days ago at least' in his name. No, there's no faults with it. His girlfriend is pregnant. So if we come up there and look at it and my qualified mechanic son looks at it he won't find any faults?Erm, 'it ticks over a bit high but I think that's it, but I'm not a mechanic. My girlfriend is pregant. I'm actually on my way back now with the new more suitable car I bought for her.Oh aye, what's that then? A pick-up truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Son finds car for sale, typically sodding miles away (Scotland) so we ring the seller. He's flogging it because his girlfriend is pregnant, he's only had the car 1.5-2 weeks max and three days after buying it she told him she was pregnant and it's 'no good for her'.Amazingly during this 10-14 days the log book came back 'a few days ago at least' in his name. No, there's no faults with it. His girlfriend is pregnant. So if we come up there and look at it and my qualified mechanic son looks at it he won't find any faults?Erm, 'it ticks over a bit high but I think that's it, but I'm not a mechanic. My girlfriend is pregant. I'm actually on my way back now with the new more suitable car I bought for her.Oh aye, what's that then? A pick-up truck. Not a Ford KA was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Just been paid so it's time to fill up a car, I'm going to fill up the Cabriolet and it is going to get a lot of use and I just know my next post is going to be in the Grumpy thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Not a Ford KA was it? Put it this way, if it was he'd have to find somewhere else to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 It is the borders billy so that is a suitable vehicle, shes probably going to give birth on the back of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 JIMP! Jimp, Jimp, Jimp, Jimp, Jimp, Jimp, Jimp ! Conrad D. Conelrad and Sigmund Fraud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 It is the borders billy so that is a suitable vehicle, shes probably going to give birth on the back of it. Lol, is it that bad?Anyhow that potential purchase is off the cards now, Glen. My lad can't make his mind up between a 205 (this one was a Rallye) a Capri or an E30 BMW, plus he's off on his hol's shortly so will probably spend large amounts of money on expensive drinks and cheap birds. Hopefully he will anyhow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 In some parts yes. Not where I come from though obviously that's more cultured. The sheep wander the streets almost without fear of random sex attacks. The car will quickly be forgotten once he gets out to Toremabiza and figures out ££=Drink=Birds=His Nat King Cole. gearoil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearoil Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Ah yes, the summer hol in pursuit of yer nat king lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Mike Oxgreen Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 What made me somewhat perturbed yesterday: hearing that the six tiny kittens I met on Saturday had gone totally missing for 24 hours, with no sign of them or their mother. What made me grin today: hearing that mother and kittens have all been found, safe and well. In the tumble drier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 This made me literally LOL. You never know what those room tigers have in mind. Dr Mike Oxgreen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 autofive, meggersdog, myglaren and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 i HAVE to get some of those stickers catsinthewelder and warren t claim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Man, at one of my old jobs I'd even have to put those stickers on the screwdrivers. warren t claim and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Been a special night......... I put the roof down for the journey home and the night was so warm I drove straight past home and carried on. I did have to buy carb. cleaner yesterday and do the thing with the carb. where you rev the car and cover the top of it to back flush the jets..... probs going to be a regular thing, I wonder where the crap is coming from, must be inside the petrol tank. I keep telling my self the petrol filter is new, but I have changed it once since 2008 :/ Where do the years go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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