What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[freebird]

I popped on here earlier after sending a supplier a "slightly heated" message of complaint.

I was hugely pissed off and felt like snapping heads off and all that.

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank ( sorry Cav) those that have entertained me this afternoon and made me smile, even if you didnt realise it.

I have almost forgotton that I have had shit service and have had to send a rocket up the arse of the supplier.

T**** Y**

[freebird]

Looks like somebody didn't consider the sunny weather

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is so brilliant that it cannot be pot luck.

Whoever designed those needs a medal for getting away with it.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Those 'sunshine cocks' are brilliant. I presume we've seen this photo from Mars as well, showing the tyre tracks from the rover machine?

 

 

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2013/04/nasa-d ... k-drawing/

[Spiny Norman]

That is so brilliant that it cannot be real.

Whoever photoshopped those needs a medal for getting away with it.

 

EFA.

[freebird]

That is so brilliant that it cannot be real.

Whoever photoshopped those needs a medal for getting away with it.

 

EFA.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Dont fuggin spoil it!!!

[cort16]

The whole world is literally full of cocks.

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Theres literally nowt funnier than a cock and balls diagram. Brilliant!

 

Even the broadsheets agree:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... NTCMP=SRCH

[cort16]

In other non-cock related events I bested the universe by actually fixing the smart. I dropped the tank, palmed 5 gallons of the petrol, diesel, ribena mix onto the guy I rent my garage off who burns it into a heater. New fuel filter that was a bastard to get to, fitted the new injectors, plumbed it all back up stuck a gallon of fresh diesel in and off it went. My drive around to the petrol station was a bit, well very smokey as it burn what ever was in the pump. Once I wanged another few gallons of diesel in it and booted it up the road it cleared. I just need to paint the wheels now as it currently has 2 yellow and 2 white wheels as they're in primer, which gets you some funny looks.

[trigger]

I still laugh at the cock jokes on Top gear.

[cort16]

It's the phallic company logos I like the best as at some point loads of people have sat in a room and thought "yes this is the logo for us" then ended up with this kind of effort on their (purple) headed stationary.

 

 

 

 

 

http://b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

[Wilko220]

Anyone who, like me, finds the preposterous, ostentatious, self-congratulatory world of "hip hop" music as unintentionally hilarious as they do depressing, might find these quite funny...

 

 

 

 

 

[andrew e]

Red metal flake 105E on the M25 batting along Half hour ago

[KruJoe]

Re: Cock and Balls...

 

 

It's spunking numbers FFS! What a great episode, I was literally laughing my grapes out.

“would you like it along the shaft?â€Â

[Cavcraft]

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That '8 out of 10 does Countdown' series has been brilliant, one of the funniest things on telly in a long while.

[outlaw118]

Without wishing to state the obvious, but Rachel Riley?

 

She'd get it.

[trigger]

Hard.

[outlaw118]

Repeatedly.

 

Well, I say that, sex with me is more like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in the lock......

 

Apparently.

[RedSparrow]

Just watching a '70s aussie film called Money Movers.

Loads of shite, including a scene in a BL Australia dealer with some lads trying to steal a new Triumph Stag from the showroom but they get caught - because they can't get it started!

[Angrydicky]

Rachel Riley's easily one of the fittest girls ever to come from Southend. And yes, she'd definitely get it.

[coalnotdole]

Just been for a ride in a Daimler sp250 An ideal combination of V8, Soft top, Fibreglass and Slightly odd looks... I'd quite like one now!

 

It was the fastest I've ever been in a car that doesn't have a roof... or seatbelts!

 

Similar looking to this one but with steel wheels not wires:

 

[vulgalour]

[cobblers]

I finally got the bike out and fixed today (after having to spend fucking 25 quid on a chain tool to fit my £12 chain)

I work just off the transpennine trail, and I was idly looking on google maps and worked out I could ride almost all 16 miles to work "off road" using it. So I decided that the best way to get back into cycling after 3 months or so would be to ride to work

and back.

 

I saw these big buggers that they've just put up - they're the ones you see from the M18/m1 sliproad:

They look fantastic IMO - I was stood about 100 yards from the base of one which was going round like mad and couldn't hear it over the noise of the wind blowing through the flipping trees behind me, I dunno what people are moaning about.

 

Anyway, the ride was OK - I managed it but it took about an hour and a half each way, meaning I'd have to set off at 6am to get to work - sod that. Plus, my arse feels like I've been to Michael Barrymores birthday party.

[MrDuke]

having to spend fucking 25 quid on a chain tool

 

*splutter* How much??!! Unless you're planning to replace your chain every couple of months, a sub-£10 jobbie would've been OK - hell, you could've borrowed mine for the price of a stamp

[cobblers]

I was sure I owned atleast two chain tools, but could I find them? Course not! Chain was megafucked so needed doing before I went out. The £25 one was all 'frauds had in stock - the cheaper ones aren't security tagged so they always get nicked, meaning the stockfile is never right so they hardly ever have them in stock (or that was the case when I worked there a few years ago)

[Minimad5]

I'll let the pictures do the talking:

 

 

Do ignore the piss puddle of LHM

[messerschmitt owner]

Mark, well done on getting a real live hissing car.

[dollywobbler]

Minimad's driveway says NO to curves! Nice buy sir. That leak is from the flow diverter valve, one of which should hopefully still be with the car. Or you can just live with green oil stains on the driveway like I did for six months...

[KruJoe]

Well done Mark, enjoy it!

 

Yay, Eddy's back!

[eddyramrod]

Back I certainly am, and spending money like water. I now have two cars to collect and pay for next weekend, and one to get rid of, preferably in the same trip, plus a club meet to attend. Then at least one of my purchases needs a valet before Arley Hall! Oh and having had (most of) a week in Foreign Parts, I need to download my camera because there are enough Shitey snaps to open a whole new thread. This is the life.

[KruJoe]

Back... with mojo restored