What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[trigger]

Linky no worky.

[retrogeezer]

Damn!

 

It's this, for sale on the Crewe buy and sell forum thing:

 

 

Real doll sammy jo real hair skin feels real to the touch brand new still in box comes with underwear makeup and rings neck chain and ear rings r.r.p £1000 sell for £700 no offers

[RedSparrow]

Dear God. If you were going to buy a sex doll you wouldn't really want a second hand one. Or one that looks like that.

[Negative Creep]

You should spend that money on a Nissan Bluebird, then you get all the clunge you want on a plate

[Jim Bell]

Wonder if the warranty is still valid.

[autofive]

only if its been regularly serviced..........

[Jim Bell]

Well I wouldnt like to be tasked with draining the fluids.

[trigger]

Last night i went out for a few drinks with some works mate, I wasn't too drunk by the end of the evening so me and my mate decided to have one last quick drink in a bar whilst we waited for my wife to collect us, I ordered a JD & coke which the bar man gave to me ready made from behind the bar, I said i wanted a fresh one, not one that's been behind the bar all night, and having tried a bit i told him it was flat.

 

He said he'd add a shot of JD for me and would only charge for one shot, I stupidly took it, had one mouthful and promptly threw up all over the place and into the glass, It was gross, like a quadruple JD and flat coke, It really hit the back of my throat and made me gag, I ran outside and was sick in the road, like you do. meanwhile my mate had a go at the bar man and got me a fresh replacement drink and luckily the bouncers let me back in as they saw I wasn't pissed, my mate then tells me how the bar man drunk some of my drink to see what was wrong with it, the same drink I'd just been sick in...

[catsinthewelder]

 

http://www.themissy.co.uk/tag/ford-zephyr/

 

Found this while image searching for the 'well ard' thread, made me grin

 

Edit, sorry about the size I've tryed KruJoes tat thread trick of altering the numbers and it just doesn't show

[Richard]

You are supposed to be able to reduce the displayed size of an image by modifying the IMG tag but, like most things on the internet now, it doesn't work. The easiest workaround is to rehost the image.

 

[Wilko220]

AROnline has found a suitable advert to plaster slap-bang at the top of its home page...

 

 

[catsinthewelder]

^

 

 

Thanks Richard, now I knows

[cort16]

R4T L@@K

 

[Albert Ross]

That Mk3 needs to be parked in Wat's Street. Fuck'em.

[RedSparrow]

R4T L@@K

 

 

Am I being dumb or is that a trabant or wartburg engine? They have a very distinct sound.

 

Fucking stupid car anyhow.

[dollywobbler]

Yup. Sounds Trabant to me. Rubbish.

[Lacquer Peel]

R4T L@@K

 

 

Am I being dumb or is that a trabant or wartburg engine? They have a very distinct sound.

 

Fucking stupid car anyhow.

 

Wartburg engine is a 3 cylinder job, they sound pretty cool.

[RedSparrow]

Hey don't get me wrong, I love the sound of those poisonous 2-strokes, I just think that ratlook car is retarded.

[Pete-M]

[skattrd]

Probably a re-post, but ... Texts from my dog is making me giggle atm.

 

Heres one of them:

 

[Wilko220]

The latest from Afghanistan...

 

[Spiny Norman]

Meanwhile in Scotland...

 

Clicky piccy.

[autofive]

picked up a half-decent video card for my pC today, so now i can edit and upload vids again, including this one of 1972 London Traffic:

 

[fotorabia]

Dumbkopf Amnesty No.23: auto -box on the Merc going all wierd..straining to change..and most disconcerting was when doing the highway speedlimit of 110kph...even if i gently took my foot off the pedal..it was kicking down..so of course thought the worst..but then also the obvious...went to my local Mercbits supplier...checked the gearbox dipstck in neutral..yup..bloody empty wasnt it..so we dropped a litre of fluid in it...hey ho...can now beat those trams on the inside lane withought sounding like my overstrained coffee grinder..and bought a filter-gasket set for $44

[cobblers]

Fucking yes! Just got a phone call confirming I've got the job I interviewed for last week. Seems like the absolute perfect job for me in a little company with a good bunch of lads, and the pay is pretty good too, by no means astronomical but it's a good living wage and enough for me start looking towards buying a house and not being "self" employed anymore. I'm grinning like an idiot.

[Cavcraft]

Well in, Cobblers congrats!

[cort16]

Good one Cobblers. I hope did a little Carlton dance like your avatar when you found out.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=26342

[cobblers]

That's nuts! (gerrit? nuts? )

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

The sound system videos on that thread are great. Look how much that car's shaking about in the second one - how much of that abuse can a car take? Could an airbag be triggered by all that supersonic farting?