What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[808 Estate]

[Metal Guru]

4 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

I think a lot of those “kills” are due to some joker putting an 8’ sign up when it’s really only 6’6”.

[BorniteIdentity]

I’m hopeful that this is being done ironically. 

[Aston Martin]

I see one of these.... On a Fabia 

[hairnet]

Rock and roll lyfe

Love the little alcoves off the corridors

Less noise

Due to nazi parking (ecp) downstairs the car is parked on the front ( theres an m and s under the hotel)

Cheaper to park there and at where I'm going than get the bus to it

Disapoint ive left cable in car to attach fone to computer cba going back out its a bit windy

Many tea many buns much countdown now

 

[iainrcz]

The name of a spam account I banned today 🤣

[Tayne]

Maybe he's had a bad experience with a large Nissan saloon.

[DavieW]

Watching Derry Girls on 4 Extra and seeing all the 80s cars in the street scenes. 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

4 hours ago, iainrcz said:

The name of a spam account I banned today 🤣

[hairnet]

Free toyota when you buy a happy meal?

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Free toyota when you buy a happy meal?

I’d want more than that to eat an egg McMuffin!

[grizz]

Micro cars

[grizz]

Help !!??

[DavieW]

Brunch menu from a new restaurant that's opening in the town. I wouldn't go if you don't like eggs 😆😆

[Keymaster]

35 minutes ago, DavieW said:

Brunch menu from a new restaurant that's opening in the town. I would6go if you don't like eggs 😆😆

 

 

 

[cobblers]

1 hour ago, DavieW said:

Brunch menu from a new restaurant that's opening in the town. I wouldn't go if you don't like eggs 😆😆

A couple I know have half a dozen chickens on their allotment, and for the next two months they're looking after someone elses (ten!) chickens as well. I've got a feeling this is what their diet is going to look like

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, DavieW said:

Brunch menu from a new restaurant that's opening in the town. I wouldn't go if you don't like eggs 😆😆

Sad to not see bacon listed. A bit worried that the smoked salmon comes with 'soft' scrambled eggs - are the others served 'hard'? You're a bit restricted if you don't like sourbough though, what's wrong with a good old fashioned Bloomer?

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, High Jetter said:

what's wrong with a good old fashioned Bloomer?

You can’t charge £10.50 for scrambled eggs on toast. 

[Metal Guru]

4 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

You can’t charge £10.50 for scrambled eggs on toast. 

Oh but it’s Sourdough!

[grizz]

[Leyland Worldmaster]

[High Jetter]

39 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

You can’t charge £10.50 for scrambled eggs on toast. 

True, but how many more would pay, say, £5.50 with a mug of T and proper bread?

[richardmorris]

3 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

True, but how many more would pay, say, £5.50 with a mug of T and proper bread?

Perhaps they want to go for the fortnum and mason lot, not the corner cafe crowd? High margins/ low turnover v low margins higher turnover I suppose.

[richardmorris]

[hairnet]

very expensive saab 96 resto on yesterday now

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Perhaps they want to go for the fortnum and mason lot, not the corner cafe crowd? High margins/ low turnover v low margins higher turnover I suppose.

Maybe, but it's the bottom line that's significant.

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Perhaps they want to go for the fortnum and mason lot, not the corner cafe crowd? High margins/ low turnover v low margins higher turnover I suppose.

Hipster crowd shirley? Sourdough, smashed avocado , truffle etc. 

[Notyou]

10 hours ago, DavieW said:

Brunch menu from a new restaurant that's opening in the town. I wouldn't go if you don't like eggs 😆😆

 

[Remspoor]

The Exchange rate has hit rock bottom.

https://es.wallapop.com/item/moneda-1-libra-britanica-escudo-real-1205210453

or this one

https://es.wallapop.com/item/moneda-1-libra-britanica-escudo-real-1205210453

[Metal Guru]

53 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

The Exchange rate has hit rock bottom.

https://es.wallapop.com/item/moneda-1-libra-britanica-escudo-real-1205210453

or this one

https://es.wallapop.com/item/moneda-1-libra-britanica-escudo-real-1205210453

Exchange rate has gone through the roof more like. £1 is worth 2000€. Think how cheap a holiday in Spain would be. If the same dollar rate applied, even World Cup final tickets would only be £1.50!