What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, iainrcz said:

I'm on Google street view 🤣

 

 

 

Despite how I'm stood, I'm not that camp.

What's in that pocket?

[iainrcz]

15 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

What's in that pocket?

My hand.

[DavieW]

This appeared outside a house near us last year. Obviously a show truck but the grin factor is the fact it's almost as big as his bungalow. 

[MikeR]

Just been a bore today , oiled up all the gear linkage ,clutch arm ,  door hinges and inside the sills .... 

 

[camryv6]

22 hours ago, iainrcz said:

I'm on Google street view 🤣

 

 

 

Despite how I'm stood, I'm not that camp.

Which one are you ? 🤣

[iainrcz]

10 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Which one are you ? 🤣

The bald cunt.

[iainrcz]

Dead heading the pots on the front,  found a fiver in the drain.

[MikeR]

I was on the slab for the CT scan all plumbed up ready to go and the nurse decided to check I was me and not some one else ...

name , dob , address , yep , 

all listed on the CT screen in front of me !!! 

[grizz]

My retired brother makes stuff from scrap. 
 

Some of it really does make me chuckle. 
 

So I made him an electronic video business card. 

 

Luddites sometimes need help. 
 

 

[hairnet]

 

 

between taking that and typing this its 66-6 lmao

they keep asking if itll last till saturday lmao

unlikely

[hairnet]

almost another

[hairnet]

bye bye wicket lmao

 

[Bmwdumptruck]

4 hours ago, MikeR said:

I was on the slab for the CT scan all plumbed up ready to go and the nurse decided to check I was me and not some one else ...

name , dob , address , yep , 

all listed on the CT screen in front of me !!! 

Few years back now, but the wife was in hospital suffering from a bad chrones flair up, Doc appears starts talking shit about her history that didn’t align with what she’d actually been through. Doc eventually noticed he had her ex husbands second wifes notes. She shared the same first name, but by this time my mrs had her second ex’s surname so her folder had a sticker over her name showing the new surname. Somehow the other womans folder had aquired the same sticker over her correct sticker.  The Doc went nuts, made the team bin both folders and make out new ones with the correct details.  Seems her first ex’s second wife was also suffering very similar illnesses and was under the same doc.  Nothing to do with the shitbag first ex apparently, although he’s onto his third wife now.  No3 has been onto my mrs asking if she had issues like she’s now struggling with him…….oh yes!! 
And his Son is worse and looks like his grandson is going to be worse again.  

[Dyslexic Viking]

A lot of people think farmers are stupid and that their job is to push a seed into the ground then shit on it and then go and beat up a cow while they are rich on government subsidies.

The reality is something completely different and it was well covered in the video below which is one of the better things I've seen in a while.

 

 

Edited June 12 by Dyslexic Viking
Fixed youtube link

[myglaren]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

A lot of people think farmers are stupid and that their job is to push a seed into the ground then shit on it and then go and beat up a cow while they are rich on government subsidies.

The reality is something completely different and it was well covered in the video below which is one of the better things I've seen in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4fDM2Jc4cA

And the stupid forum refuses to put it in the post.

There is a YouTube problem.

[richardmorris]

 

[richardmorris]

I follow Harry’s farm. 
https://youtu.be/lPjty1kRuek?si=aZYSZLwBZVsS2LpV 

[Dyslexic Viking]

1 minute ago, richardmorris said:

I follow Harry’s farm. 
https://youtu.be/lPjty1kRuek?si=aZYSZLwBZVsS2LpV 

I do too and find it incredible that the UK pays farmers to stop producing food.

[Dyslexic Viking]

18 minutes ago, myglaren said:

There is a YouTube problem.

That explains it. Assumed it was the forum again as it's as reliable as 2000s Renault electrics at times.

[myglaren]

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

That explains it. Assumed it was the forum again as it's as reliable as 2000s Renault electrics at times.

May be more than that, lots of things are being slow.  I thought it was at my end and wiped and rebooted the laptop, no improvement.

[richardmorris]

 

[richardmorris]

It’s intermittent.

[Bmwdumptruck]

Just watching a new police series on Netflix, DeptQ.  Mathew Goode playing the lead role, asks his boss for a car, a bit later you see him pick up some keys from his desk…… fecking Sierra😂😂. Pretty sure its modern era series as theyre seen driving over the new Queensferry Bridge in Edinburgh.  

[reb]

48 minutes ago, myglaren said:

May be more than that, lots of things are being slow.  I thought it was at my end and wiped and rebooted the laptop, no improvement.

Google Cloud Services outage and AWS is struggling too because a lot of stuff that usually runs on GCS fails over to it.

Apparently things are somewhat back to normal now.

[hairnet]

bislett ftw

[auntiemaryscanary]

56 minutes ago, Bmwdumptruck said:

Just watching a new police series on Netflix, DeptQ.  Mathew Goode playing the lead role, asks his boss for a car, a bit later you see him pick up some keys from his desk…… fecking Sierra😂😂. Pretty sure its modern era series as theyre seen driving over the new Queensferry Bridge in Edinburgh.  

Yes a modern era series. See how many times he dumps & badly parks said Sierra all over the shop. Good series.

[wuvvum]

I drove to work in the Eos, and as it was a rather nice day I put the roof down on the way home.  Coming out of Wroxham I got an enthusiastic wave from another top-down Eos driver going in the other direction.  First time I've ever had that happen in a "modern"...

[myglaren]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this shite.

 

[High Jetter]

Just logged into my Tesco Clubcard account, which I usually only do twice a year, to get a voucher code for railcards for myself and SWMBO. Got a security check email, fair enough, but this bit made me chuckle:

I'm running Windows 10 Pro.

[andy18s]

33 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Just logged into my Tesco Clubcard account, which I usually only do twice a year, to get a voucher code for railcards for myself and SWMBO. Got a security check email, fair enough, but this bit made me chuckle:

I'm running Windows 10 Pro.

The entire Bulgarian Post Office went down last year,as it was still running Windows 98,and no one had bothered with any updates until it shit itself...