What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[LeahStornes]

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/amp/couch-me-if-you-can-sofa-laden-driver-pulled-over-on-m20-267445/

 

Just to prove it's possible to fit a sofa in a car

 

 

[Mr Pastry]

  On 19/05/2022 at 20:38, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

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Before I looked at that I had a feeling I knew what it referred to! 

[AnnoyingPentium]

  On 19/05/2022 at 20:38, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

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You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣

[reb]

  On 19/05/2022 at 20:49, AnnoyingPentium said:

You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣

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Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs.

[High Jetter]

I could suck a 380 or 382. Y, tho?

[AnnoyingPentium]

What makes me grin? @High Jetter nearly getting a full house Yahtzee. 😆

[High Jetter]

It did? You need to get out more! Yahtzee is ok, but Texas hold'em is better!

[LightBulbFun]

  On 19/05/2022 at 20:50, reb said:

Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs.

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you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do?  

and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either

and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago

actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there  

[reb]

  On 19/05/2022 at 23:01, LightBulbFun said:

you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do?  

and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either

and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago

actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there  

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Are you going to test it then?

[LightBulbFun]

  On 19/05/2022 at 23:02, reb said:

Are you going to test it then?

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you do realise that a standard size incandescent lightbulb is 60Mm wide right?

you would have to have a very flexible lower jaw! LOL

[808 Estate]

 

[omegod]

  On 19/05/2022 at 20:38, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

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There was a possible urban myth of a student getting taken to A&E in a cab with a light bulb in his gob, the  driver took the piss out of him on the way but turned up himself an hour later in the same situation......resist the temptation  just in case  

[AnnoyingPentium]

Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job.

[reb]

  On 20/05/2022 at 10:17, AnnoyingPentium said:

Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job.

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I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted.

[AnnoyingPentium]

  On 20/05/2022 at 10:20, reb said:

I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted.

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This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer.

[reb]

  On 20/05/2022 at 10:23, AnnoyingPentium said:

This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer.

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Sounds like a 100% interview success rate to me!

[808 Estate]

Dont try this at home.

 

 

[Leyland Worldmaster]

😂

[Fumbler]

2 cars, 1 floorpan

[angle]

Less than six months apart. 

[horriblemercedes]

  On 20/05/2022 at 13:49, angle said:

Less than six months apart. 

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That training is optional though, not a test

[HillmanImp]

  On 20/05/2022 at 11:44, 808 Estate said:

Dont try this at home.

 

 

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Reminds me of  'the lighter game' my housemates and I used to play at our old place. 

Basically, we'd be sat there playing Tiger Woods or Halo on the XBox or something and someone would go to the toilet. 

As you heard them coming downstairs, you'd strategically chuck a lighter on the fire as near to where they were sat and then just casually wait for them to sit down. 

It would take 20 seconds or so for the lighter to explode/fire itself across the room like an Air France Concorde, hopefully towards the intended victim, ruining their aim or swing and handing you the advantage, whilst they tried to put out the flames, assuming it went to plan and didn't hit you, someone else or the cat or something. 

Surprisingly, I dont recall any serious injuries but that might just be due to my bad memory caused by too many head injuries........ possibly by exploding lighters hitting my noggin at high speed, who knows. 

[omegod]

It's just been noticed that someone has misplaced a massive cock and ball dildo outside the health centre with a suction cup on it along with some fishnet tights, I've never wanted to know the why who and how more 😃

[aldo135]

Seen this near my house, we’ve all heard of the vag scene /pineapples etc, but I’ve never seen the pirate look before…

 

[808 Estate]

  On 20/05/2022 at 12:44, Leyland Worldmaster said:

😂

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Made me laugh when the penis extension Discovery failed.

[Wack]

  On 20/05/2022 at 15:04, 808 Estate said:

Made me laugh when the penis extension Discovery failed.

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None of it makes me laugh , anyone who stands there filming while they watch them fuck up their car is a cunt for not warning them, what happened to helping people

[Wack]

That's going to wake the neighbours up 

[fairkens]

  On 20/05/2022 at 15:59, Wack said:

None of it makes me laugh , anyone who stands there filming while they watch them fuck up their car is a cunt for not warning them, what happened to helping people

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I reckon the sheer volume of people stood there with their cameras out should be sufficient warning for anyone, on top of the clear signage on approach.

The vids of people getting it right are equally entertaining imo

[Wack]

  On 20/05/2022 at 17:47, fairkens said:

I reckon the sheer volume of people stood there with their cameras out should be sufficient warning for anyone, on top of the clear signage on approach.

The vids of people getting it right are equally entertaining imo

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If they can stand there filming they can have a word to tell them it's 18" deep and likely to seize their car up ,but then they wouldn't have a video for social media , most people these days never lift a bonnet , they really have no idea how an engine works.

[Tenmil Socket]

  On 20/05/2022 at 12:44, Leyland Worldmaster said:

😂

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It appears to be some kind of spectator sport... Is there a burger van? Is there people on standby waiting to charge people to rescue them? Personally, I wouldn't risk it!