Fumbler Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, dozeydustman said: Present from the wife today. This will prove hours of fun for someone as puerile as me Viz Profanisaurus would be a brilliant accompaniment to that map! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 33 minutes ago, Fumbler said: Viz Profanisaurus would be a brilliant accompaniment to that map! I’ve got one somewhere. Few years old now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 bangers and cash nice pilgrim cobra he wanted 11.5k for it had a pinto in it :D someone bid 8 for it and they said no - he passed and someone else bid him 10 which they accepted new fella will now be putting a v8 in it - as it fkin should be - isnt that whole point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 The child in me is entertained by the absolute toxicity that is emanating from my body, I think I had a dodgy chicken leg last night. If the bods from Porton Down are knocking on my door in the morning I will not be at all surprised. Family have retired to bed for safety reasons and I swear the fake Christmas tree wilted at the last emission, I actually made myself gag it's that bad HarmonicCheeseburger, chodweaver, stonedagain and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Neighbor brought some satsumas for us, which was nice of him. They're still attached to several large chunks of tree. Got child #2 a basketball goal because she wants to play. Cost $0, someone was throwing it away. Cleaned up well enough. If she doesn't want to play then it'll recycle to someone else. Hairy reindeer. Phil SiC, LightBulbFun, The Moog and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 6 hours ago, captain_70s said: Quality. carry on girls is on now and aprt from the train that bresslaw gets on - which nerds on here will know just by the door robin askwith got out of a bnrand new mk1 escort estate :D The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, PhilA said: Neighbor brought some satsumas for us, which was nice of him. They're still attached to several large chunks of tree. Got child #2 a basketball goal because she wants to play. Cost $0, someone was throwing it away. Cleaned up well enough. If she doesn't want to play then it'll recycle to someone else. Hairy reindeer. Phil so dug helped with car and then you did that doesnt look impressed :D PhilA and The Moog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Made me chuckle. Jenson Velcro, wuvvum, catsinthewelder and 17 others 5 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 run to the chippy turned into fail ended up at tesco for sandwiches cool salop hoon tho happy cos i get to do it in the spring on the bike also hairdresser gets a shift on when it needs to haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 15 hours ago, omegod said: The child in me is entertained by the absolute toxicity that is emanating from my body, I think I had a dodgy chicken leg last night. If the bods from Porton Down are knocking on my door in the morning I will not be at all surprised. Family have retired to bed for safety reasons and I swear the fake Christmas tree wilted at the last emission, I actually made myself gag it's that bad plate of scouse again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Disco headliner was pretty shagged And with it out whilst i re seal the sunroofs it was time for a retrim. Grim Sexy. rainagain, catsinthewelder, chaseracer and 29 others 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Burberry chav trim kit? Interesting. Must have been murder getting the lines all straight, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/groups/oldukpolicecars/permalink/2860697587547538 this was a fun read I wonder what other cases there are like this? (I know its not the only one as I remember hearing on one of those police camera action type TV shows of a similar event of a police man taking a vintage police car to a show only to find out he is the only unit nearby to an incident so off he went in it to attend the incident in the vintage police car!) can you imagine a reverse of that well known Stolen Moggie minor video where a Police Minor stops a Stolen Modern BMW? LOL phil_lihp, Spottedlaurel, Jerzy Woking and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said: https://www.facebook.com/groups/oldukpolicecars/permalink/2860697587547538 this was a fun read I wonder what other cases there are like this? (I know its not the only one as I remember hearing on one of those police camera action type TV shows of a similar event of a police man taking a vintage police car to a show only to find out he is the only unit nearby to an incident so off he went in it to attend the incident!) Bizarrely, I'd just been reading that on social media myself! First I'd heard of it, and brilliant story! Imagine rolling the Shitfera, whacking your head, climbing out and being greeting by a pc in 80s police attire, stood next to a liveried SD1?! Amazing! richardmorris, HarmonicCheeseburger, EssDeeWon and 18 others 20 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 ROFL Made I latf Wack and gm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said: Bizarrely, I'd just been reading that on social media myself! First I'd heard of it, and brilliant story! Imagine rolling the Shitfera, whacking your head, climbing out and being greeting by a pc in 80s police attire, stood next to a liveried SD1?! Amazing! Ha, small world! Known Ryan for years through vacuums, he has a few wicked stories like that! LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, beko1987 said: Ha, small world! Known Ryan for years through vacuums, he has a few wicked stories like that! I'd have paid money to have seen the face of the Zafira driver as they tried to comprehend what was in front of them. Proper WTF moment! It would be interesting to hear more of your mate's stories. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dozeydustman Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Austat, yohan, Banger Kenny and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyrew Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 What a ballache to get back in that was! catsinthewelder, DVee8, The Moog and 20 others 22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 12/25/2020 at 6:46 PM, dozeydustman said: I’ve got one somewhere. Few years old now You need Roger Mellie's War and Piss. My sis bought it for me a couple of years back - it is essential lavatory reading material. I'm only up to F. Remspoor, chodweaver and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 12/25/2020 at 6:09 PM, dozeydustman said: Present from the wife today. This will prove hours of fun for someone as puerile as me Is Twatt on it ? motorpunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, clayts450 said: Is Twatt on it ? There are several Twatts clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 apparently theres no sign on orkney as people kept nicking it at the little junction theres only a sign for birsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 The business centre is deserted so I've got the big stereo on with two 15" subs and 1.2KW rattling the whole unit blasting out late 90's speed garage. The roads were deserted this morning so I had a good run in achieving 85mph VMAX in the boxer for most of the journey. Costa cheese and ham toasties were BOGOF so I'm well fed and now I've got a few days clear run at working on the camper without much to get in my way. Fucking lovely stuff, honestly I'm happy as a pig in shit Three Speed, BeEP, Stanky and 23 others 25 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 1 hour ago, cobblers said: The business centre is deserted so I've got the big stereo on with two 15" subs and 1.2KW rattling the whole unit blasting out late 90's speed garage. The roads were deserted this morning so I had a good run in achieving 85mph VMAX in the boxer for most of the journey. Costa cheese and ham toasties were BOGOF so I'm well fed and now I've got a few days clear run at working on the camper without much to get in my way. Fucking lovely stuff, honestly I'm happy as a pig in shit This also makes me grin as it means there should be another update on the camper build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 On 12/25/2020 at 6:09 PM, dozeydustman said: Present from the wife today. This will prove hours of fun for someone as puerile as me My mum bought me acopy as well. Said I could go on a road trip with father B in the summer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 23 hours ago, Andyrew said: What a ballache to get back in that was! Well done for getting it back in. I've done a couple of those in the past and it can be a massive ballache but rewarding. I opted for the easy way to recover them by cleaning off all the old material, glue and shit, then spray painting them charcoal grey. Andyrew 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 2 hours ago, burraston2006 said: My mum bought me acopy as well. Said I could go on a road trip with father B in the summer! Autoshite tour of UK places with rude names 2021? I live near Cocking, Balls Cross and Manhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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