What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[myglaren]

 

[Kiltox]

If you needed to get from Glasgow to Birmingham this Sunday, you could fly

OR, you could travel in FUCKIN’ STYLE, M8

[Cavcraft]

'Caught Red Handed' on BBC1 just now. Some tit just broke into a shop and left his bike outside. As he was attempting to steal from the shop, someone robbed his bike!

[willswitchengage]

My wallet is ten pounds lighter but check out the Autoshite of dehumidifiers I have today procured from ebay. Colour = BEIGE.

[wuvvum]

5 hours ago, Kiltox said:

If you needed to get from Glasgow to Birmingham this Sunday, you could fly

OR, you could travel in FUCKIN’ STYLE, M8

How can it take an hour and 20 minutes to fly from Glasgow to Birmingham?  Is the plane a Wright Flyer or something?

[Mally]

It's correct that.

Long way you know.

Different Country!

[Kiltox]

7 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

How can it take an hour and 20 minutes to fly from Glasgow to Birmingham?  Is the plane a Wright Flyer or something?

Flight time is 50 minutes. Fucking about on the tarmac takes the extra half hour. 

[iainrcz]

After tonight, 17 shifts till Xmas.
Brilliant.

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[Wack]

Car doesn't drive right, can you take a look 

 

[Kiltox]

Taxed worse 

[Floatylight]

Childish I know, but made me chuckle when I parked behind it earlier.

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[wuvvum]

Came back to the Scudo van earlier having left it parked in a car park for a bit.  Parked next to it was a shiny new Volvo XC90 with people sat in it.  I walked over and unlocked the Scudo, was about to get in when the woman in the Volvo got out and said "excuse me".  She then came over and very apologetically explained that her son had opened his door into the side of the van whilst getting in.  "I don't think it's done any damage but I didn't want to leave until I'd let you know".

I like a stereotype as much as the next bloke, but occasionally it's nice to see one being turned on its head.

[brownnova]

Watched a  film with the good lady tonight and saw the Prime Minister from Love Actually (who was elected in a pre Christmas election) meeting with the President from that post apocalyptic horror film (I forget its  name...)

 Oh the serendipity... 

[Jamie]

Bid on a car that ends in less than 2 hours. A car I've always wanted and definatley appreciating in value. Just have to think of a good story to tell my sleeping wife if I win! 

[New POD]

How long have you been married? 

[Jamie]

2 minutes ago, New POD said:

How long have you been married? 

Erm I think 7 weeks so far ?

[Jamie]

[SiC]

You still have 11 hours remaining? A lot can change in the last 11 minutes!

Edit: just seen the time in the corner of your screenshot...

[Jamie]

Yeah I'll prob get outbid, kinda hope I do really it's the last of my savings but yolo.... 

[Jamie]

Bastard outbid by 20quid at last second 

 

[rainagain]

You never know the high bidder could be like the majority of eBay car bidders and not bother turning up. 

[Jamie]

1 hour ago, rainagain said:

You never know the high bidder could be like the majority of eBay car bidders and not bother turning up. 

Hopefully! 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, jamiechod said:

Bastard outbid by 20quid at last second 

 

Wow, is that all a Corrado is worth these days?

[High Jetter]

I'd see how your OH reacts - if she's disappointed that you missed out, you have permission to do it again. If she tears into you, no damage cos you still have savings.

[Jamie]

36 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Wow, is that all a Corrado is worth these days?

I mean it's done 185k miles and the heater doesn't work but yeah I thought it was good value too. 

[Jamie]

11 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

I'd see how your OH reacts - if she's disappointed that you missed out, you have permission to do it again. If she tears into you, no damage cos you still have savings.

Good advice that man

[Jerzy Woking]

Watching the Icelandic Off Road Racing on channel called Frontrunner. 

Noisy V8's, mud and noisy V8's.

[Rovorsche]

Hot Wheels cars in poundland cheered me up a bit, I thought it was a Kelisa at first but its an 84 Honda Citi

[Wack]

Spotted 2 radios the auctioneers had seriously undervalued  with an estimate of £20-40 on one  item and £10 on the other 

I left £100 autobid on each thinking I'd walk it 

Checked in to watch and 

I have £10 , 20 on the internet , hang on £300-£400-£500-£600 

Bollocks 

2nd one comes up and the same happens 

I need an auction that's not online 

[Tamworthbay]

Our NHS are Brill, my lung infection has got worse so had to visit our out of hours gp, he is worried it could be sepsis (doubt it, but best to be safe), within an hour I have had bloods and x rays done. Just hoping they don't want to keep me in when the results come back.