What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[purplebargeken]

Just visualised beko with massive tits and a short skirt. Am now drowning in eye bleach and mind bleach.

[beko1987]

Yea I would! Even I feel a bit queasy thinking about it!

 

Want to imagine me rubbing the steak pasty I've just bought from the van around a bit too?

[andy18s]

We don't have a bird with massive tits... And yep, as soon as we saw the empty stand we sighed the sigh that someone has cheaped out!

The wife's company has a stand at 1604,The head sales woman turned up and there is literally Nothing there so if you need a bird pop over and ask for Jo....actually she's there on her todd....

[purplebargeken]

Want to imagine me rubbing the steak pasty I've just bought from the van around a bit too?           

 

If it would erase the earlier image then yes, why not.

[LightBulbFun]

I hope im not about to witness the Autoshite version of Rule 34...

[beko1987]

The wife's company has a stand at 1604,The head sales woman turned up and there is literally Nothing there so if you need a bird pop over and ask for Jo....actually she's there on her todd....

I hope she's doing the twitter better than our lot, I had to phone my own director to say tweet more stuff this afternoon!

 

Gareth was there today so I'll ask him how shit it actually was compared to how it was being portrayed

[Wack]

We don't have a bird with massive tits... And yep, as soon as we saw the empty stand we sighed the sigh that someone has cheaped out!

Even the cloth over the table looks like somebody found it in their car

[Wack]

Talk about incompetent

 

https://www.facebook.com/1899187633635404/posts/2285212125032951/

[wuvvum]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46207601

[vulgalour]

I hope im not about to witness the Autoshite version of Rule 34...

 

The Autoshite version of that is that if you can imagine a part of a car being totally fucking fucked, then somewhere on the forum it is.

[beko1987]

Even the cloth over the table looks like somebody found it in their car

Ha! That's the main bit that I did! 2 women were on the stand today though so hopefully it got tidied up!

 

And technically we did find it in the car, as we put it there that morning

[andy18s]

Erm...yeah

[Guest Hooli]

Amazing skillz yo!

[beko1987]

What do the comments say? Their always fun to read!

[Noel Tidybeard]

We don't have a bird with massive tits... And yep, as soon as we saw the empty stand we sighed the sigh that someone has cheaped out!

 

but i bet if you put on a short skirt you'd look/feel like a massive tit

[DodgeRover]

but i bet if you put on a short skirt you'd look/feel like a massive tit

Please don't encourage him

[jumpingjehovahs]

The Autoshite version of that is that if you can imagine a part of a car being totally fucking fucked, then somewhere on the forum it is.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on these pages yet!

 

 

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[Pillock]

Right, so speaking of trade shows... a couple of years ago I went to the Learning Technology Show.

 

Whoever put a company called "tts" on stand T1 is a fucking genius.

 

I did get called out by the boss for taking this photo when I was meant to be talking to a supplier though...

[Kiltox]

LOL

[Timewaster]

As for "birds" at trade shows, me and a mate went to the commercial vehicle show a few years ago and spent a pleasant day mooching the NEC playing " Staff or hired?".

[Noel Tidybeard]

Please don't encourage him

 

never dare an idiot

[hairnet]

Friendly locals

[hairnet]

I know I’m a cunt alright? But look at how Autoshite it is

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Dem seats

[hairnet]

If beko gets his tits out

 

Run like fuck

[Parky]

I have far too0 much time to watch telly these days.  Today I've seen a new ad, featuring a chicken walking through a snowy landscape.  I won't give it away, but it's fun.

Just saw it. Is most excellent!

[vulgalour]

In their defense, that dog drawing is EXACTLY what those sorts of dogs look like to me in real life, so I don't see what the problem is.

[hairnet]

After watching wobblers NEC hour long video ( I'm waiting for a plane)

 

Name change to Barry White please

[PhilA]

Had a very pleasant visit from Cort1977* of this parish, who stopped in on his way (slightly dog-leg) through the area. Tea consumed, vehicles admired, shop spoken.

 

Nice to have met you, stop in any time!

 

Phil

 

 

*Oops. Lack of sleep.

[Cavcraft]

I know I’m a cunt alright? But look at how Autoshite it is

 

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That's a whole new level of minging. 

[Wack]

When I was looking for a Maserati quattroporte a few years ago some of the colour combinations were how can I put it , very personal (awful)

 

One I did fall in love with however was black with a brown leather interior , it looked fantastic but way out of budget unfortunately