What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[michael1703]

I'm not a member of Facebook,but if I was, I'd join that group faster than Vanessa feltz on a bacon sarnie*

 

 

 

* I know bread is banned

[willswitchengage]

Fan heater shite, since our boiler is broken

 

 

This mean machine is still working a dream. 1980s? Hoover model 8568

[beko1987]

Oooooh

[Vantman]

Have some fun with names and birth month with this--

 

[Pillock]

A mate of mine was a founding member of the fry up police. Other members are genuine policemen. They're fucking vicious, if they see you with beans touching a hash brown you'll get your arse flamed.

[EssDeeWon]

Oh crap my above post was meant for the grumpy thread. Is it just me who gets the two mixed up all the time because they look similar and the word grumpy is in the title of this grin thread? Or maybe I'm just turning into a daft old fucker these days.

[Bren]

Just been to see my mate's C63AMG: it's fucking amazing and I haven't even heard it started yet.

Bet your scenic shit all over it Billy.

[Bren]

Found possibly the second best facebook group ever (after the hoover one I'm in)

The rules make me laugh as much as the stuff posted. If we have to have rules for the new people we should write them like this, with something like the bean slosh for redemption

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This is spam.

[beko1987]

Spam eggs chips beans and spam?

[twosmoke300]

And spam

[The Moog]

Plus side of sickness is I have discovered Gomorrah. Amazing series.

[anonymous user]

Plus side of sickness is I have discovered Gomorrah.

I'm sorry for a moment I thought you were confessing to a sexually transmitted infection

[320touring]

Plus side of sickness is I have discovered Gomorrah. Amazing series.

I read that as gonorrhea...

[robinmasters]

Fan heater shite, since our boiler is broken

 

 

This mean machine is still working a dream. 1980s? Hoover model 8568

We had one almost identical, but with a beige body and brown buttons. I don't think the things buttons settings made any difference, but it was very welcome when returning to a cold house after a week away.

[The Moog]

I'm sorry for a moment I thought you were confessing to a sexually transmitted infection

I read that as gonorrhea...

I think says more about you two

[robinmasters]

Music. 

 

Just listened to 'Let's Dance' (Bowie). Not his best, not by far. Good pop music, at best. But there's two guitar chords in it which never fail to make me happy. 

 

Fuck therapy, music works better.

[M'coli]

Malcolm Middleton's (previously of Arab Strap) song 'Carry Me':  it starts at the bit where he mentions Bowie but is NSFW...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mF9CuPcdLLo#t=152

[Ghosty]

Music. 

 

Just listened to 'Let's Dance' (Bowie). Not his best, not by far. Good pop music, at best. But there's two guitar chords in it which never fail to make me happy. 

 

Fuck therapy, music works better.

 

That's Nile Rodgers you're appreciating, go and listen to some Chic or something.

[michael1703]

Bollocks to Nile Rodgers, he has played the same guitar riff for 40odd years

 

Bowie+guitar= Mick Ronson

 

[Richard]

A mate of mine was a founding member of the fry up police. Other members are genuine policemen. They're fucking vicious, if they see you with beans touching a hash brown you'll get your arse flamed.

 

Beans should be touching hash browns. IN THE BIN, WHERE THEY BELONG.

[LC Torana]

More Mick Ronson:

 

[AMC Rebel]

Found possibly the second best facebook group ever (after the hoover one I'm in)

 

The rules make me laugh as much as the stuff posted. If we have to have rules for the new people we should write them like this, with something like the bean slosh for redemption

 

 

 

Agreed - I have been a member for some time, although never brave enough to post one of my sad efforts.  I recommended it to my butcher too.  The stories he tells about parking disputes and even a fight outside his shop are hilarious - I've never witnessed the carnage although a giffer in a Focus did back into my AMC Rebel when I it was parked outside there one day.

[AMC Rebel]

When everyone was going on in reverential tones about Bowie when he croaked, I'm afraid I was thinking about the shitty (IMHO) way Ronson, Bolder and the others got treated.  But that's just my opinion.

[AMC Rebel]

This is another of favourites from Facebook

 

[bramz7]

Moved to a new place today, there's a nice 2 litre Cavalier parked down my road.

[Ditchfinder General]

I found this in the garage.

 

[Bren]

Music. 

 

Just listened to 'Let's Dance' (Bowie). Not his best, not by far. Good pop music, at best. But there's two guitar chords in it which never fail to make me happy. 

 

Fuck therapy, music works better.

Cat people (putting out fire) is bezzi track.

[Bobthebeard]

Yay! Since being on 'a diet' since February I have just this morning weighed myself and have lost a total of exactly 50 lbs.

Was 5'9 and 18 stone... Well, I still am 5'9 obviously, but am able to wear all my 1970's clothes again. Green velvet sports jacket,rainbow tank top and flares with a snake belt may possibly* see the streets again!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow, 50lbs is a flippin big deal, nice work BTB

[bub2006]

Deadpool. Not laughed like that in ages