What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AMC Rebel]

This is another of favourites from Facebook

 

[bramz7]

Moved to a new place today, there's a nice 2 litre Cavalier parked down my road.

[Ditchfinder General]

I found this in the garage.

 

[Bren]

Music. 

 

Just listened to 'Let's Dance' (Bowie). Not his best, not by far. Good pop music, at best. But there's two guitar chords in it which never fail to make me happy. 

 

Fuck therapy, music works better.

Cat people (putting out fire) is bezzi track.

[Bobthebeard]

Yay! Since being on 'a diet' since February I have just this morning weighed myself and have lost a total of exactly 50 lbs.

Was 5'9 and 18 stone... Well, I still am 5'9 obviously, but am able to wear all my 1970's clothes again. Green velvet sports jacket,rainbow tank top and flares with a snake belt may possibly* see the streets again!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow, 50lbs is a flippin big deal, nice work BTB

[bub2006]

Deadpool. Not laughed like that in ages

[DSdriver]

checking something on Wikipedia I was informed that they are in a desperate state and need all my money. So I checked their accounts audited by KPMG and find they have assets of over 90 mil. and liabilities of less than 6 mil.

 

I think I will pass up the opportunity.

[Richard]

[timolloyd]

Lovely day out to deliver a friend's Toyota Starlet to GrumpyCat of this parish.

Nice drive to the South coast (forgotten the joys of a simple, small, no-frills car), friendly buyers and an easy transaction. Plus I got to cycle part of the journey home.

 

Selling on here is the way forward. My second successful sale. 

 

Modest donation to AS funds incoming.

[Louise2cv]

I (sort of) sold a drawing today. It's going to be a Christmas present which I think makes it extra grin worthy!

 

I say sort of sold because I have have asked for a donation to my marathon fundraising in return.

 

I am waiting to hear if a girl is going to use a drawing of mine as a logo on the same terms.

 

I didn't really know I could draw!

[Tamworthbay]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kXIGvB1uU&feature=youtu.be

[myglaren]

[LC Torana]

^ nicely done.

[cms206]

Missus is working today. I have chosen to sit and watch a Royle Family marathon. Bloody love it.

 

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

Eerie portraits of cars in 1970s New York

 

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/gallery/2016/dec/03/portraits-new-york-city-cars-langdon-clay

[Cavcraft]

Some bellend pulled right into my lane at the last minute (at a turn off) and slammed on the brakes. I flashed the lights at him and he actually did an 'imitation gun' thing with his fingers out of the driver's window. I honestly couldn't stop laughing, what a fucking spoon. I probably should have stopped and challenged him to a game of 'rock paper scissors' to beef up his insecurities a bit or something.

[bub2006]

He would not have known what to do cav. Been too confusing for him!

[andy18s]

Few spots from Veliko Turnovo yesterday,including 2 different takes on a lwb 4x4......

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just heard the expression 'she had a face like a stamped-on bag of chips' flippin LOL!

[bramz7]

Oooo there's also a G reg R5 round the corner from my new place.....

[Richard]

I've just heard the expression 'she had a face like a stamped-on bag of chips' flippin LOL!

 

Kicked-in piecebox is a favourite around here.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

'Rucksack full of dented bells' is my all time favourite

[Cavcraft]

There are some quite cruel but equally brilliant metaphors out there.

One of my faves is 'it looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a baseball bat'

[saucedoctor]

Face like a melted welly

 

Face like a box of fire-damaged Lego.

[saucedoctor]

Kicked-in piecebox is a favourite around here.

 

I heard that one years ago at Harland & Wolff. Timeless classic.

[saucedoctor]

https://www.facebook.com/CouncilUnderclass/

[Guest Hooli]

Bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle is common in my office

[twosmoke300]

Face like a plasterers radio - different meaning that one tho !

[Guest Hooli]

Well if we're branching out in an ever downward direction -

 

Clunge like an inverted kebab