What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Skizzer]

https://youtu.be/L_AY8bH3vxY

 

I love watching people do a job properly.

[Guest Hooli]

My leccy garage door working first time after I fitted it. I'd never seen it work as it was 2nd hand & I've never fitted one before.

[richardmorris]

Countering out earlier grump, my company received some samples to analyse yesterday in the normal post ( lots of lovely stamps) from a Nigerian university along with a fat envelope. Envelope contained several sheets of carbon paper which were wrapped around many, many £20 notes. I am sure we are the only company in the uk getting money out of Nigeria! My colleague went Straight down to the bank today. Well he said he was....

[fred]

Parked next to this is in Sainsbury's:

 

 

Phone number edited out obvs.

Least he got MOT the right way round  

[DeeJay]

^^Not really, his name's Tom and he's 11 months old.

[Ghosty]

Considering the rest of the ad I wouldn't be surprised if the MOT expired in November...

[adw1977]

I can never understand how people spell the make or model wrong when selling a car - it's written on the back of the bloody thing!

[hairnet]

retail therapy happening tomorrow

 

euro breakdown for the bike

 

breakdown for the car

 

ferry for the bike

 

return ferry for the bike

 

a phone

 

even tho the bike is very new and it wont break just in case for tyres etc (have foam cannister and proud to say in 20 years never used one touch wood) and ive been all over europe

[AMC Rebel]

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There was genuinely a posting on one of the ALDi forums I used when I had my A3 where some bloke was trying to tell another poster he didn't have any spark plugs because he had a direct injection pez engine.

[AMC Rebel]

Got Dad's day presents.  Bought self a bottle of SIngle Malt - Indian, no less - tasted first and it's very nice.

 

Going to Dad's day car show in Looogabaroga tomorrow in my death trap (as Ma and pals call it) AMC.  Finished fitting new slightly less shonky exhausts and brand new rear shocks about an hour ago.

[Tickman]

https://youtu.be/L_AY8bH3vxY

 

I love watching people do a job properly.

Thanks for that, it is excellent. 

Another youtube channel to suck the hours from my life! 

[cobblers]

Got a boost pack in to work for repair the other day. Usually the batteries are shagged but never anything dramatic.

I've no idea how they manage to do this. Even as it was it still managed 8.5V into a 300A load tester

[fred]

Well,my old dears have finally got to there static in Pendine. And said ''Look after the bungalow will you''

Look after it? , its a 4 bedroom new build, with air con, freezer full of food, Virgin mega bundle package, 60 inch TV and enough beer to keep England going for a month,

 

Look after it ? Im moving in for a bit  

[gm]

a curious review for the slug and lettuce here

 

[fordperv]

Countering out earlier grump, my company received some samples to analyse yesterday in the normal post ( lots of lovely stamps) from a Nigerian university along with a fat envelope. Envelope contained several sheets of carbon paper which were wrapped around many, many £20 notes. I am sure we are the only company in the uk getting money out of Nigeria! My colleague went Straight down to the bank today. Well he said he was....

And everyone thought that lovely Nigerian prince who emailed was scamming people , he's sorted himself out and sending the money back now

[HillmanImp]

I've just spotted that my wife is your profile photo Plasticvandan!

[Cavcraft]

Shpock user in reply to my advert for a mobility scooter for £100:

 

'50'

 

Me: don't know what you mean???

 

Them: '50 scooter'

 

Me: I haven't got a 50cc scooter, it's a disability one, it's electric?

 

Them: '£50 scooter' 

 

Me: no idea what you're on about, I haven't got a £50 scooter. 

 

Them 'ill giv u 50 for it'

 

Me: Jog on.

 

Haven't heard from them since, scooter now sold.

[beko1987]

 

Just had a practise run through ready for my Skype call at 3

 

Ill be a superstar soon hopefully!

 

 

[Sheefag]

Are you naked as well?

[richardmorris]

!

[andy18s]

[fordperv]

Popped to a local show earlier and saw a 2cv limo, it looked as if it was crafted with cake and then iced

 

I had to woolard it (it was a bugger to keep my balance as I was stood on one leg as my foot wasn't actually on the bumper)

 

 

I was parked with other sierra's

 

 

Also unknowingly I was sat speaking with a shiter, it's nice to put a face to a username

[andy18s]

On the way to Cannock I was passed by this thundering past..

 

On the way back home i spotted a white D reg 3dr RS500 Cossie on trade plates......I did wonder if Mo had blagged to decent motor...no pics as it was moving at a brisk pace

[purplebargeken]

Spent some time shooting clay pigeons this morning with Ben. Great fun. I won too

 

He has bruised cheek caused by shotgun/him not holding it tight enough.

 

I WIN!!!!!!!!!

[AMC Rebel]

Car show was great - best bits were - some kid moaning to his Dad "but there was only one Ferrari" and another when his Dad was saying how great the V12 E-type was "I'd rather have a classic Mercedes".  With any luck (and if I live long enough) I might get that E-type after all.

 

Star of the show had to be this bloke though -

 

 

 

[Guest Hooli]

Popped to a local show earlier and saw a 2cv limo, it looked as if it was crafted with cake and then iced

 

I had to woolard it (it was a bugger to keep my balance as I was stood on one leg as my foot wasn't actually on the bumper)

 

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I was parked with other sierra's

 

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Also unknowingly I was sat speaking with a shiter, it's nice to put a face to a username

 

Everytime I see your Sierra it reminds me I miss mine.

[Pillock]

Went on a bike ride with Mrs_Pillock.

 

Grin? She's got a kippered pelvis, something about a tendon not doing tendonny things and it all just flops around. She's been having physio recently, and they reckoned she could cope with this - 6 miles later they were right! So now we're on the lookout for bikes plus a shed to put them in

[andy18s]

I think Ken has a bike shed for sale.......in blue......

[michael1703]

Just taken and passed my LGV theory and hazard perception tests.

 

One step closer to owning a shite lorry!

[fordperv]

A toy for shiters

 

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Soviet-Russian-Lada-2109-remote-control-greate-shape-/181719664384?nav=SEARCH