What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

for anyone going on a collection this weekend

can i be jealous of your poo count

ta

[hairnet]

12 miles from x to an town

only the last small bit into the town has a limit so 15 mins?

cant use a train as it just doesnt

bus takes...............(not including the 20 mins to walk to the bus stop)

1 hour 24

the actual?

 

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

for anyone going on a collection this weekend

can i be jealous of your poo count

ta

Treat yourself to a nice vindaloo 👌

[Remspoor]

5 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Treat yourself to a nice vindaloo 👌

this.

[hairnet]

8 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Treat yourself to a nice vindaloo 👌

im not that desperate/awash with money

its not a constipation issue - if i wanted to shit myself id find a small hole or a room with no lights

[hairnet]

RELIABLE HONDA ENGINE

 

[andy18s]

Must have been an AstraMax. . 

[320touring]

The Zoe has grown a pair...

[EyesWeldedShut]

Googling to find an old mate’s house and found this in one of their fields. Rich* farmers eh?

Less amusing is that my old school now has an athletics arena named in memory of their late Head of PE. He was a pupil there too - same class as me. He died aged 59. 
Carpe diem and all that.

 

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

pointless celebrities

yes apart from claire balding and ross and christina trevanion 

no idea

but balding and friend on 147 after two goes

the question?

medal winning nations at 2022 world athletics

what can she cover sometimes?

athletics

called out on tv lmao

[hairnet]

commitments bbc2 in a bit

'

• Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin' themselves.

🤣

[hairnet]

grosse sex wee

15:47 and 19:46 

that beemer is the sex

[DavieW]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

pointless celebrities

yes apart from claire balding and ross and christina trevanion 

no idea

but balding and friend on 147 after two goes

the question?

medal winning nations at 2022 world athletics

what can she cover sometimes?

athletics

called out on tv lmao

I always laugh when I see Pointless Celebrities on the TV listing - sums 99% of them up perfectly.

[Metal Guru]

3 hours ago, hairnet said:

pointless celebrities

yes apart from claire balding and ross and christina trevanion 

no idea

but balding and friend on 147 after two goes

the question?

medal winning nations at 2022 world athletics

what can she cover sometimes?

athletics

called out on tv lmao

3/8 “celebrities” you’ve heard of, is about normal for Pointless celebrities. Similar percentage for most celeb editions of normal shows.

[wuvvum]

Trundling down the A47 this morning, I was overtaken by a Volvo 164.

[DavieW]

When the sun's out, it's a bank holiday, it would be rude not to get the roof down and go for a wee breakfast run. 

 

[hairnet]

 

lol at the fire engine extending its ladder and theres a chap standing videoing or taking a photo and hes stood right in the not inconsiderate clag

[Quintus]

[myglaren]

[auntiemaryscanary]

Grim or grump... Out with the wife and kids down Newark riverside. They'd left me as I was faffing about with my film camera.

It's a slightly weird mix of expensive homes & restaurants interspersed with run down bits on one side and a boatyard on the other which gets increasingly rough

T' other side 

I'd crossed this bridge 

and was off the right trying to get arty shots of a weir and the footbridge. I'd just had a quick waz keeping my camera out of the splash zone and as I exit the bush a young bloke appears.

Feeling slightly embarrassed I mutters a "how do". "Not bad" replies he "I'm not dead".

I did a double take then thought well you might be dead soon. Slung across both shoulders and nearly touching the ground were 2 newly liberated public charging EV cables complete with charging plugs!

[808 Estate]

[myglaren]

 

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

If that's real, it's brilliant.

[hairnet]

'im in love with a german film star orange tatra....'

also lol at it being photobombed by the white petrol truck

 

 

[hairnet]

snowplow of clag

and thats just the intro lol

 

 

[myglaren]

[Dyslexic Viking]

A group of blokes here have been collecting money for a hospital by selling a calendar and this is one of the pictures.

[Cavcraft]

Helped a lad at work move house, and in one of his bags of stuff I left a note saying 'Welcome to your new home, you sweaty nonce bucket'.

He thinks one of his new neighbours wrote it.

[hairnet]

fucking green flag

they have autorenew on their shit and left it too late last year to change it

you can change it to manual but with more than a weeks notice

but this year after getting a quote 17 more than last year which was not cheap due to not doing it too far in advance - they also tried to take the money last year and couldnt due to card expiring and it took them a week to write me a letter to tell me - serves them right - hence why i dont auto renew

have changed it and as normal went on money supermarket to check

its only just less than 60 for uk and euro - i was only poking around cos might have only bought uk this year

so thats 40 quid saved

all insurance are cunts