What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, reb said:

Dutch is just english with more vowels though

I think the cartoon was understandable in any language.

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Think its a bit warm

Stuff seen today

2x c15 with the windows 

Many 206 battered to fuck 

And i think @wuvvum was here as i saw a renault 6!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also peugeot 301

Thanks to @Jerzy Woking col - nice to see you again

I keep thinking its saturday but wondered why the traffic was fucked past murcia 

Its friday

Crazy squiggly road tomorrow 

[myglaren]

I have two Quora pages open, one in English and the other in Swedish.  Also have DeepL (translator) active on the laptop, in the background, pops up an icon whenever there is text or I am typing and offers to translate.

I don't know if DeepL is responsible but this has never happened previously.

I was reading through the English pages and suddenly saw briefly Swedish text displayed that changed to English, then recognised the next answer as one that I had read in Swedish this morning, suddenly change to English.  All the subsequent ones had Swedish authors but changed to English.

Most odd.

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Not done ,that in an awful long time

 

Muoy bien etc

 

Will be walking back to parador in the dark and probably not.in a straight line lol

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Oh no 

You gave me what??

[155V6]

This should really be a grin,but it's more of a surprise.

I took my SLK in for an MOT this morning,I'd done no preparation & wasn't expecting it to pass.I was almost hoping it didn't,as the roof has stopped working,& there's a strange noise coming from the top of the engine.

I'd seen a possible replacement on Gumtree,& was going to message the seller when I got home

However,it only went & passed,with a couple of advisories for headlight lenses & a corroded exhaust. 

I guess I'll be keeping it then 🤨

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así que gira a la izquierda para ir al banco: las 3 millas más largas de la historia.

 

Another c15 seen and yhe shonkiest facelift clio even seen council estate and gaffa taped mondeo bumper not a straight panel on it and old fart smokjng a ducados natch

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Ffs

Better than the mk1 tho

Gearchange sucks

They have a pool here but el gordo blanco didn't take off shirt

Still damp now and its lovely as the dash says 44c ffs

Edit /rant theres no external boot handle have to use key

That pisses me iff why di they do that - nitnlike rhey can say clean lines as the opel badge is huge and it hás mokka written across the bottom like skoda

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Fek

Also you get vag dickheads here too

Between the first mountain bit south

Got to the bottom then left for maybe 5- 6 k till a roundabout the left agin and over gge itger side in tge straight bit a passatcome up behind and im not going slowly as its not a village

He sits on me then overtakes me and two others 

I overtake the other two but even then not going daft catch him by the roundabout

Wtf??

If ya gonna floor it floor it

 

Saw 175 kmh today lol theres not been many straight bits 

125 on the mountain when it was 60 and some of the corners were 40 and you could safely85-90 them

In 80k of mountain (there are km boards when you start) saw maybe 3 cars and two bikes and none on the a1100 it was like a one way lol

Couldnt stop on the way south as apart from two houses there were no pull offs and ta couldnt pull over as youd drop 3-4 feet mokka wouldn't have liked that other side youd have fell 1700m lol

 

[scaryoldcortina]

  In a Newcastle phone box...

 

[richardmorris]

I appeared in a local fb group bygones photo page today. I always look like I’m staring into the gates of hell. Guess which one. April 1978, I’m 5. I know most of the other boys, but am still remembering names - Philip, Peter, James, Ian, Christopher…

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Saw message from friend 

I sent him this

 

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He sent me a message saying he was in old trinidad

On Cuba

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, richardmorris said:

I appeared in a local fb group bygones photo page today. I always look like I’m staring into the gates of hell. Guess which one. April 1978, I’m 5. I know most of the other boys, but am still remembering names - Philip, Peter, James, Ian, Christopher…

2nd row, far right? 😁 

 

Far left, sorry!

[richardmorris]

12 hours ago, High Jetter said:

2nd row, far right? 😁 

 

Far left, sorry!

Second row second from right.

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Playa yplac

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Baywatch que.no?

Also didnt know that you could get yer bazongas out on this beach

B and b said.it.was further up the coast lol

[scorchio69]

On 31/07/2024 at 18:58, angle said:

Based on my previous Laguna experience I am pretty confident in saying:

'your sunroof drains are blocked m8'

Shirley that helps to offset your carbon footprint 🤣🤣

[richardmorris]

44 minutes ago, scorchio69 said:

Shirley that helps to offset your carbon footprint 🤣🤣

Biodegrading as you watch.

[hairnet]

Zzzz

Got me steps in today went thru security

Put stuff thru and realise as the trays have gone didnt put fone in tray

Put it in single tray once I'd got chaps attention 

Got pulled for a swab after that

Forgot about the fone sat down then went to check fone to see what flight score was

Ffs lol

Walk all the way back - its never close when you do that is it

Fuck it got drinks and snacks now

Dont ask about lumpy t shirt - first rule of t shirt is not ask about t shirt

[808 Estate]

Check out the car occupants.

[myglaren]

 

[myglaren]

 

[egg]

This shop

[EyesWeldedShut]

5 minutes ago, egg said:

This shop

I'm off to the HGV Plating Centre in 20 minutes and will pass this one on the way. Never been in it as it is for creative people who are good with their hands (so I am out on both counts).

[bobdisk]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

 

Marvellous what AI can do !

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kin americans

man comes into auckland on his own for apparently a month

but has 5 full suitcases on two trolleys

120kg

he told them he had 5 interviews lined up - fine - like here you can do that if you apply for the right piece of paper

they rang the 5 numbers he gave them all said no no interviews and one said oh hes visiting me to have a cup of coffee

immi were straight on the phone and arranging him a flight straight back - as they said to camera that much luggage isnt normal (nice hat tho)

while yer man was complaining to the camera they hate me im never coming back to this country again

see ya

[hairnet]

The actual 

Fly to felbast fine but then come back here and be furter away than when you started

Wtf

also flying to knock saves a 3 hour drive

shannon is two hours

flight just to belfast?

33 return  so the saving would pay for the car and the hotel

odd that the return is direct

[Dyslexic Viking]

American farmer on his New Holland combine.

 

[reb]

Had a very tasty curry at my brother's house.

Full of ghost chilli goodness.