What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Metal Guru]

  On 26/07/2022 at 20:34, PhilA said:

Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.

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As it’s common for sons to have the father’s name as their second name , we can assume the “H” in “Jesus H Christ” stands for Harold.

[PhilA]

  On 28/07/2022 at 02:00, Metal Guru said:

As it’s common for sons to have the father’s name as their second name , we can assume the “H” in “Jesus H Christ” stands for Harold.

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We have unlocked a mystery of the ages.

[Wack]

 

please do NOT BID if you are not going to pay and collect 

 

Understood

[AnnoyingPentium]

  On 27/07/2022 at 23:06, J W Pepper said:

VAG do know how to make a good stereo, when the electrics work that is

 If it is a Gamma radio, it is what my grandparents have in their Bora

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It is indeed. Just got the single CD player for now.

  On 27/07/2022 at 22:23, High Jetter said:

Lord of the Dance. In C major, usually.

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Oh yes. 

[motorpunk]

Chasing the ambulance chasers....

https://www.motorpunk.co.uk/out-and-about/chasing-ambulance-chasers-part-2-live-caraven-a6/ 

[DeeJay]

Dave Allen at at funeral as a nipper. 

"The Father, Son and in the hole he goes"

[myglaren]

 

[Wack]

  On 28/07/2022 at 12:34, myglaren said:

 

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What an arsehole. I hope it bit his foot off 

I saw a video of a wild donkey , an animal had killed its foal, can't remember what it was,  hyena maybe or a cheetah, the mother had killed it and was jumping up and down on it long after it was dead, I think she was shouting donkey for "you fucking cunt" as she was jumping 

[hairnet]

Ewww

Iridium's are supposed to last longer shirley

 

[hairnet]

messaged an airbnb

hi if i book the same day for a stay that evening would that be ok/enuff notice

they sent me back an invitation to stay without answering my question

simple yes or no innit

[Wack]

  On 28/07/2022 at 15:32, hairnet said:

messaged an airbnb

hi if i book the same day for a stay that evening would that be ok/enuff notice

they sent me back an invitation to stay without answering my question

simple yes or no innit

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Look for tiny cameras , though if anyone wants to look at my hairy arse they're welcome 

[High Jetter]

  On 28/07/2022 at 13:12, Wack said:

I saw a video of a wild donkey

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Wild? I bet it was furious!

(credit: Alas Smith & Jones)

[hairnet]

lmfao at bangers and cash theyre talking about a vanden plas

the guy talking to derek so its right mr and mrs cleckhuddersfax would be buying these..............

@Dave_Q thought youd made that up yerself

 

[Wack]

From what I see you get a slab of concrete to park on , for £50 a night !

Though there is a sign so you know which way to look 

 

[Dave_Q]

  On 28/07/2022 at 19:08, hairnet said:

lmfao at bangers and cash theyre talking about a vanden plas

the guy talking to derek so its right mr and mrs cleckhuddersfax would be buying these..............

@Dave_Q thought youd made that up yerself

 

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No it's legit, Cleckhuddersfax is the term for the sort of sprawl from about Ossett/Dewsbury to Halifax/Huddersfield, it's a pretty much continuous conurbation and one of the largest outside London or summat.

https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/cleckhuddersfax.html

[hairnet]

so much northern sooo much whippet (hi @Sunny Jim )

 

[Quintus]

Turns out my local convenience store is a great place to get some -

My verdict? Stimulating and surprisingly palatable.

The possible advertising slogans write themselves...

[hairnet]

  On 27/07/2022 at 21:32, AnnoyingPentium said:

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ey diis a pick a up  rai uno no problem

 

[hairnet]

message for @Six-cylinder

christopher

JFDI!!!!!!!!!

 

[Remspoor]

[paulplom]

Not quite the shadow quality. £250  last owner for 18 years. New timing belt, battery and tyres. 32 miles since last mot.

[omegod]

  On 29/07/2022 at 14:42, paulplom said:

Not quite the shadow quality. £250  last owner for 18 years. New timing belt, battery and tyres. 32 miles since last mot.

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And the cat is worth circa £350 scrap if original   winner !!!!!

[eddyramrod]

Saw a green Transit this morning.  No photo but I think we all know what a green Transit looks like.  This one was signwritten up for a Landscaping Contractor named (and here's the Grin) Gardner's.

[paulplom]

  On 29/07/2022 at 15:06, omegod said:

And the cat is worth circa £350 scrap if original   winner !!!!!

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  On 29/07/2022 at 15:06, omegod said:

And the cat is worth circa £350 scrap if original   winner !!!!!

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That would be criminal. Everything works and it drives spot on. The engine is silent as a fish and pulls really well. Plus it has all the velours.

[paulplom]

Do not wash..

[paulplom]

Both my kids birthdays tomorrow boy will be 17 and daughter 10. Partner has been baking cakes.

I'm taking my eldest daughter's partner, my nephew and my son karting on the outdoor track in Houghton le Spring. She's taking daughter and two of her mates to Gateshead to a slime spa day!?

[wuvvum]

OK, that is an impressive cake.

[808 Estate]

[J W Pepper]

My car (MK2 Seat Ibiza) passed its MOT first time today for the first MOT since January 2015, it has been off the road since December 2015 but started and moved about frequently. Only 4 advisories which I don't think is bad. The garage changed the timing belt, water pump, tensioner, alternator belt, ignition leads, new battery, thermostat, alignment and tracking, connected a new brake hose up on the OSF and bled the brakes and cooling system. I did a lot of work with my grandpa, two outer CV joints, service, new middle and rear silencer, repaired the rusty rear arches, resprayed the rear spoiler and top of the boot lid

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[Back_For_More]

  On 29/07/2022 at 16:10, paulplom said:

karting on the outdoor track in Houghton le Spring. 

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Got black flagged there in the 2 seater. My son was 5 and screaming faster, faster..... I used to race in the Belgian championships and so was fairly quick. They pulled us in as they thought I'd flip it..... Nodded a couple of times and then went even faster 😁

Cake looks fantastic.....