What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[New POD]

On 8/3/2019 at 8:53 PM, skattrd said:

I'm guessing that Calibra is a Rieger body kit, they did similar for other cars, mk2 Scirocco is one I remember, and I'm probably in a minority, but I like them. 
They were expensive kits.

I like it too.

I think it could look more aggressive at the front. 

And i amused by big rear wheels on a fwd car. 

[DoctorRetro]

14 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

D'ye use E-cover detergents as well?

Then ye'll be sorted for Es and Wizz...

 

7 hours ago, Alex66 said:

Mmm Speed based water interesting very interesting. 

You see, I'm obviously a bit more innocent than I look. 

To me, wizz / whizz is urine. E.g. 'I'm off for a wizz' 

 

[Joey spud]

2 hours ago, New POD said:

I like it too.

I think it could look more aggressive at the front. 

And i amused by big rear wheels on a fwd car. 

Those wide and off set rear wheels must put tremendous strain on the tiny taper bearings in the rear hubs.

Perhaps they keep spares in the glove box if going on a long trip.

[robinmasters]

Ultra Box. Ohhh, Fiamma.

[Cavcraft]

On the M53 earlier heading towards Liverpool and overtook three foreign registered cars on what seems like some sort of banger rally. The back one was a Porsche convertible (possibly a Beetle with a kit on it), the middle one I can't remember, but in front was a lowered brown Volvo 240 saloon with 'YER WEE PRICK' in big capital letters on the back. Tooted the horn and waved, got the same in return.

[ChrisWilliams]

23 hours ago, Floatylight said:

Don't know if anyone else watches these two guys, but have a listen to the bell ends he encounters when selling a £300 motor...

 

 

 

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I've been watching some of this fella. Somehow he's managed to get himself a massive house full of luxury cars just by appearing on YouTube.

Ian Hubnut is either missing a trick or has a very comfortable bank balance....

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Ultra Box. Ohhh, Fiamma.

This means nothing to me.

[SiC]

35 minutes ago, ChrisWilliams said:

I've been watching some of this fella. Somehow he's managed to get himself a massive house full of luxury cars just by appearing on YouTube.

Ian Hubnut is either missing a trick or has a very comfortable bank balance....

 

He and his family are wealthy individuals from owning a chain of food stores. 

[skattrd]

Hoovie also has something like a million subscribers, Mr_Wobbler has considerably less*

 

*at time of writing

[ChrisWilliams]

1 hour ago, SiC said:

He and his family are wealthy individuals from owning a chain of food stores. 

Ah, my dad had a chip van and bought me an Austin Metro. We're virtually the same

ish

[LightBulbFun]

when you somehow accidently actually manage to like the same post twice!

 

[Sealtainn]

On 8/3/2019 at 8:53 PM, skattrd said:

I'm guessing that Calibra is a Rieger body kit, they did similar for other cars, mk2 Scirocco is one I remember, and I'm probably in a minority, but I like them. 
They were expensive kits.

It’s a Rieger F40 kit by the looks of it. I remember they used to do one for the Mk4 Escort too

[paulplom]

20 hours ago, New POD said:

I like it too.

I think it could look more aggressive at the front. 

And i amused by big rear wheels on a fwd car. 

The track at the rear was much wider as well. A lot of work looks to have gone in to it.

[New POD]

11 hours ago, skattrd said:

Hoovie also has something like a million subscribers, Mr_Wobbler has considerably less*

 

*at time of writing

I've purposely not looked at any of his you tube footage, after he wanted money for a hub nut sticker.  Am I missing out? 

Look I'm not paying to give free advertising, and thus turn him into a multimillionaire. **

Now if he was Fuzz Townsend, then I'd not think twice. 

**That said I paid for a number of autoshite stickers. But then I'm  advertising a way of life. 

[Jamie]

on the subject of yootoob vids, i had the backbox/resonator chopped off on my Golf, and had a scooby 3 inch tip welded on, cos im a bit of a boy racer at heart..

 

[chaseracer]

Up & dressed today, and almost pain-free - WIN! ?

[hairnet]

slacker bastard

can they chop off the old age bit too

[chaseracer]

Nah m8 - too late for that! ?

[richardmorris]

14 hours ago, New POD said:

I've purposely not looked at any of his you tube footage, after he wanted money for a hub nut sticker.  Am I missing out? 

Look I'm not paying to give free advertising, and thus turn him into a multimillionaire. **

Now if he was Fuzz Townsend, then I'd not think twice. 

**That said I paid for a number of autoshite stickers. But then I'm  advertising a way of life. 

It was £1 I think. Not exactly minting it.

anyway, one of his 2cv world meeting vids caught my friends Jerry and Gita in their burton.

 

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

It was £1 I think. Not exactly minting it.

 

 

 

I know. You see, I was probably being weird, that particular day. 

[richardmorris]

17 minutes ago, New POD said:

I know. You see, I was probably being weird, that particular day. 

Fair enough, I was parked next to him at Coventry and spent money on a mug. But he also shepherded my free magazine giveaway when wasn’t there. 

[Floatylight]

I'm on Cannock Chase, have I missed the invasion?

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[Garythesnail]

Notice the height of the sign - we're waiting for global warming to take effect before crossing the border.

There may be a small* flaw in the logic.

[hairnet]

53 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

I'm on Cannock Chase, have I missed the invasion?

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lucky you didnt pass the cemetery - youd really freak

[hairnet]

please cal me a thick twat

thanks

i dont think theres any up there anymore

[chaseracer]

12 hours ago, Floatylight said:

I'm on Cannock Chase, have I missed the invasion?
 

Mae fy ngwaith yma yn cael ei wneud. Pen-glin i'ch gor-arglwyddi Celtaidd.

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[strangeangel]

 

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[brownnova]

I hate sending cars in for MoT with a known fault that will fail it.... 

But the Campers MoT snuck up on me what with house/move renovation and wedding taking up my time. So I knew that taking it today the drivers indicator wasn’t working. It’s not the bulb... and I hadn’t had the time to look any further. 

So why is this a grin??? 

Because on the way to the MoT it mysteriously started working again! 

Now I’m hoping it doesn’t break again before he starts the test! 

[sierraman]

2 weeks today and I’ll be setting off down south in the Mondeo with 2 kids in tow on holiday. Can’t fucking wait. A bit apprehensive about them behaving themselves on the journey but hopefully they’ll be ok. It’s first time I’ve took them on holiday on my own but I’m looking forward to it. 

[shedenvy]

Spent a couple of days in Bath for 10 Year Anniversary.  Jammed packed with tourists.

Managed to snap this fella. Does anyone know how far it's come?