What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Cavcraft]

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Probably the best idea, ever. Drive round everywhere untaxed for two years, let the fines mount up then go for a straightener with some specky twat from that department that somehow knows you need your V5 back urgently and sends it out 8 months later to someone five streets away.

[The Moog]

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Probably the best idea, ever. Drive round everywhere untaxed for two years, let the fines mount up then go for a straightener with some specky twat from that department that somehow knows you need your V5 back urgently and sends it out 8 months later to someone five streets away.

But then the DVLa will start employing a department Cage Fighter.

[Cavcraft]

 

[The Moog]

Ahhh it's alright, I will definitely pay the fine!

[MorrisItalSLX]

Thanks to FakeConcern of this parish, I had somthing to occupy myself:

 

 

The panel gaps are better than from the factory!

 

 

It was a bit floppy, so some bits of egg carton were sellotaped (other brands are available) to the inside:

 

 

And for extra authenticity* the front valance was bent up and some holes were made in the leading edges of the wings:

 

 

And there was also one other small modification:

 

 

All-in-all a very satisfying afternoon.

[privatewire]

Yep, Glasgow's the likely end point for you, although there is presumably some IT support work in the callcentres in Greenock/Port Glasgow. IBM retained a tech support centre in Spango after the fab and assembly plants closed which would obviously be convenient but I vaguely remember it being downsized/phased out so may not be there anymore. The other non-Glasgow prospect is the HP plant in Erskine, it's still there despite them periodically threatening to send all the work to eastern europe although how much actual IT nerdery goes on there is an open question, judging from the job ads it's mostly glorified telesales these days.

Nothing left at Spango these days, IBM took over a new unit in Pottery St in Greenock a few years back, and I think around 300 folk still work from there. Telecom Service Centre have a place in Rothesay, and also Greenock, as well as the Royal Bank and Cigna Insurance, EE have a service Centre in Greenock too. Amazon in Gourock are constantly hiring it appears......

[sierraman]

Trip down to Somerset over the past few days was an absolute feast of old ford chod spotting. I've never seen so many Ford Orion's or early rust free S to X plate Mk1 Focuses, nearly all of them really tidy and original looking. Didn't get chance to take any pictures but might make it a port of call next time I'm looking for a car.

[ruffgeezer]

2 and half months on from the incident that finished the Volvo, I finally have a claim reference number.

 

Even if I do get a pay out, I have no idea what I will do out of the other side.

[Spottedlaurel]

In some respects this wasn't a grin as I'd rather it hadn't happened at all, but I've just been called by an old lady to say thank you for helping her and the husband out after the clutch on their P-reg Fiesta had gone pop. Initially I didn't have much choice as they were stuck in the middle of the road up to the village, so Mrs SL and I had to push them into a side road.

 

I had to lend them my phone to call for recovery as they'd left theirs at home, but beyond that there wasn't much I could do. Felt bad when I got home in the warm and put the kettle on, so made a flask of tea and took it back to them, then waited until the recovery truck turned up. That was fairly shite-worthy as well, a 52-reg Renault with 371k on the clock.

[hairnet]

Driving down the M66 earlier I passed an old boy in a flat cap and flip down sunglasses driving a RENAULT 18 TURBO!!!!!

hes must live prestwich bury area seen him on the motorway 3 times since oct

 

saw old biffer driving a maestro on thursday also

[Captain Furious]

I was wikipedia-ing something about one of the yank tanks in the eBay thread, up came this engine power output comparison chart

 

Magnificent

 

[John F]

LOL!

 

Should that column really be headed "power"?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

[cms206]

This wasn't the grin though. This was....

 

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WP Lewis & Son in Pembrokeshire. All of these cars adorned the showroom whilst the modern stuff was outside.

 

Somw of these cars (like the Astra and Corsa were locally sold vehicles that were looked after by the garage and bought back when the owners part exchanged them for a newer vehicle. The Opel Rekord estate was apparently a Surrey-registered vehicle owned by a company in London, the car later ended up in Malvern and to a scrapyard when it was saved by the scrapyard owner who knew the garage owner and sold and displayed here. I have pictures of the stories but the pictures end up sideways and it's a right PITA to get them to display properly.

 

I told the lads there of the North London Derek J Ketteringham dealership that had a similar set up but the older vehicles inside the showroom were not on display, they had been for sale for years and ended up staying there until recently when the dealership was sold off to some van dealer.

That is mental - WDE 308T passed me last week! Owned by a local bus driver along with an orange coupe (MKB 936R IIRC) which he uses daily!

 

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[cms206]

Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

Have you ever heard the joke about Rothesay?

 

It's a Bute!

 

etc.

 

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[Stanky]

Birthday present from my brother and sister in law - an Autoglym Lifeshine kit in a posh bag and everything! I pride myself on being really difficult to buy for but they have absolutely nailed it this year

 

[The Moog]

Birthday present from my brother and sister in law - an Autoglym Lifeshine kit in a posh bag and everything! I pride myself on being really difficult to buy for but they have absolutely nailed it this year

 

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Not a master cylinder for your new project then... That would have nailed it

[Saabnut]

The only grin of the day for me (see grump thread for the rest of the day) came when I called in at a friends on the way home. Another friend was there who I had not seen in ages, who drives shite but cares nothing for them. He currently drives an 09 Kangoo van, which he got cheap because one side is well bent from a previous accident. He mentioned he had hit a deer last week (a common hazard up here, there are thousands of the damn things) and it had destroyed his front bumper. Rather than fit a replacement (I might hit another next week then it would be a waste of a good bumper) he decided to repair the old one.

 

By sewing it back together.

 

With wire!

 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

^^

Not too deer, then.

[sierraman]

Does anyone else remember when people used to name drop that their car was injection? "Yes I've got an Orion. 1600 INJECTION with colour coded bumpers..."

[DodgeRover]

The only grin of the day for me (see grump thread for the rest of the day) came when I called in at a friends on the way home. Another friend was there who I had not seen in ages, who drives shite but cares nothing for them. He currently drives an 09 Kangoo van, which he got cheap because one side is well bent from a previous accident. He mentioned he had hit a deer last week (a common hazard up here, there are thousands of the damn things) and it had destroyed his front bumper. Rather than fit a replacement (I might hit another next week then it would be a waste of a good bumper) he decided to repair the old one.

 

By sewing it back together.

 

With wire!

Freezer full of venison vs replacement bumper

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Freezer full of venison vs replacement bumper

Probably collided with a muntjac. Get cooking

[Hendry]

Does anyone else remember when people used to name drop that their car was injection? "Yes I've got an Orion. 1600 INJECTION with colour coded bumpers..."

 

Not really, they had moved on to name dropping that their car was 16v when I was in my teens. 'Its a Corsa 1.2 SXi SIXTEEN VALVE with speedlines' 

 

Those days are gone now, with most young folk being financed upto their eyeballs on 1 series BMs, Audi A1s, Minis, Beetles, or things like Renault Capturs and Nissan Jukes. 

[Tayne]

Does anyone else remember when people used to name drop that their car was injection? "Yes I've got an Orion. 1600 INJECTION with colour coded bumpers..."

About 20 years ago I worked with a chap who had an Orion Ghia Injection.

He was convinced that it used more fuel “because it’s the injection”.

 

He’d never measured his economy and I reckon his belief came from “INJECTION” being marketed as a performance thing.

[Ghosty]

Probably collided with a muntjac. Get cooking

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[danthecapriman]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do pardon my ignorance, but what does that mean when people post a load of 'h' like that?

 

I don't get it but I've seen a few people on here do it?

[Mr A Lawrence]

Two bucket wrong 'un.

 

[beko1987]

Gave the gooner a good vacuum earlier! It came up really well! No pics because I got too into it, and need to do it again but more thoroughly but the footwells no longer crunch with gravel!

 

Couldn't figure out how to tip the rear seat base up though, so don't know what treasures lurk beneath! Found 70p too wedged down the side of the drivers seat, judging by the corrosion they've been there a while! And a parking ticket from York in September 2017

[Guest Hooli]

I think on my goona it was just a case of hand down the seat & yank. I seem to recall the seat base deforms long before it moves.

[John F]

Do pardon my ignorance, but what does that mean when people post a load of 'h' like that?

 

I don't get it but I've seen a few people on here do it?

 

Jon (alcyonecorporation) and a couple of others are real fans* of this video about horses:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8LHYUhm2Q