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[spike60]

4 hours ago, RobT said:

@spike60 Thanks for that run down.  I'm wondering if my 406 problems are due to a leaky injector, so will get one of those leak off tests in due course.

Is the 406 common rail?  The Honda is so one injector returning too much fuel was bringing the whole system pressure down hence the delay in starting while pressure builds. If it's non common rail I would expect the  cylinder to miss but the others to be unaffected, assuming one weak injector.  If not common rail you may still be able to get useful information with it though, it's the first time I've used a leak off kit  for diagnosis.  I paid £21.99 for the kit from a UK seller last week, they were £18.99 from China but I wanted prompt delivery. 

[Cavcraft]

In the light of this extended MOT business best to get the Transit ship (wreck) shape

 

[xtriple]

Well Chester has thoroughly enjoyed his day in 'lockdown' he has sat by the gate all day, sun shining on his fat head waiting for some unsuspecting soul to walk by, then he leaps to attention and tells them, in no uncertain terms, all about Corvid-19 and how they should be at home, not walking by our house.

Unless they would like to take him with them, when dispensations will be arranged for a small fee (a Jumbone).

Phoebe, not so much, she really wanted to go out and lay in a hedge and destroy it. Maybe tomorrow...

[reb]

No further updates on my adventures as when I sat down to write a proper post I got a call from another driver at work telling me she had a puncture. As soon as I arrived I could tell all I was able to do was wait for the big yellow taxi with her and figure out how to stop it ruining her night any more than it already had. As it is that meant going to the shop and covering the rest of her shift. That's 2.5 hours of paid work today between that and my stock run. Not bad indeed.

As an aside, does anyone in the Fife area have a spare for a Corsa D lying around spare? Hers doesn't have one and I'm sure we'd both be more comfortable if she did, as it would at least mean being able to continue her shift if she gets future flats. Even if I or someone else has to go and help her change it.

About to drive home, I've about 10 miles to go, hopefully my half arsed work uniform stops any bother. Literally just chucked on a jacket and hat when I left this afternoon, I'm still dressed like a scruffy bastard beneath it, as evidenced by the manky jeans. I've never seen town so empty. Not even during snowmageddon.

[paulplom]

12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

In the light of this extended MOT business best to get the Transit ship (wreck) shape

 

You could have used red tape ffs. Amateur!

[Zelandeth]

I can now confirm one fact that pretty much every owner of a Jag XJ-S knows - the coolant overflow catch tank hidden behind the nearside front wheel arch liner is an absolutely fluffing stupid idea.

[Ghosty]

On 3/24/2020 at 6:32 PM, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Waiting to see if Sainsbury's follow on. Got quite a lot of Nectar points to redeem.....

They have, as have Morrison's. 

[Pete-M]

Put the bins out at 8pm and all the neighbours came out and gave me a round of applause. Cheering, smiling, seeing fireworks off.

That was nice. 

[xtriple]

Bosch coils arrived this morning as the Post office said they would by text and e-mail several times yesterday! Being in some doubt about which cylinder is number 1 (who really is a 'free man!')I Googled again. The confusion arises from the fact most reference sites are bloody American and so passenger side is wrong. I am so glad I double checked as I thought it was the right hand bank by the radiator, it's the LEFT bank by the rad...

Been out and done it. I get really annoyed: I do not have the bloody strength to turn the star drives out with a screwdriver, had to come inside and find a socket set to move one 'star' as I was just hurting myself but getting nowhere. Even this which is the simplist chore becomes a nightmare when you are a cripple; can't get into the correct position to put the airbox back properly, no strength and a baaaaad attitude.

Seems to be running smoothly again, cleared the codes and all is currently fine. Watch out for the update that says I can't count and don't know cylinder one from cylinder six ( or four, two...) and it's broken down and waiting for the AA!

[dollywobbler]

One week since I last went for a drive. The G fired up straight away once the fuel got through. Sadly not a very long drive, but staves off the madness for a little longer.

Supplies and a Post Office visit. Roads largely, but not completely deserted. 

[mitsisigma01]

Is that the better Newquay ?

[dollywobbler]

16 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Is that the better Newquay ?

Yes. The one with the space.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

36 minutes ago, dollywobbler said:

One week since I last went for a drive. The G fired up straight away once the fuel got through. Sadly not a very long drive, but staves off the madness for a little longer.

Supplies and a Post Office visit. Roads largely, but not completely deserted. 

I lived in Newquay when I was a kid and the bloke that owned the chip shop behind where you’re parked , always used to park his cars and vans on the pavement at the end of the wall , that is on the top of a small cliff that would get spray on it at the slightest swell at high tide.

So naturally he always had Fiats, a succession of 900Ts and then Fioranos, at least one of which turned itself into a pickup and a fisherman used it on the quay for moving nets and stuff around, presumably until it dissolved. He also had 131 and 132s, I doubt any ever made it to their first MOT.  All bought from the Fiat dealer on the coast road nearLlanrhysted  ( ironically pronounced Llan  rusted!)

 

[egg]

I did my first drive in a week too, 2 miles to Sainsbury and back. Mazda didn't grumble. 10 min queue to get in, and then  the shelves were reasonably stocked enough to hopefully avoid significant exposure for another week. Certainly impossible to do the 2 metre thing through an entire shop though!

I think the balance is - it's quieter in the afternoons and evenings, but in the mornings they have most stock. 

Expensive though, you take whatever's there, there's no offers of course, and branded goods rather than own brand etc, soon stack up. 

[Cavcraft]

The more you clean a Transit, the more new ventilation places you find.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 minutes ago, egg said:

I did my first drive in a week too, 2 miles to Sainsbury and back.....

....think the balance is - it's quieter in the afternoons and evenings, but in the mornings they have most stock...

The Sainsbury's I sometimes go to is near the yard, so after doing the horse's feeds and the evening stables routine, I'd go there in the last hour before closing time because that's when they're replenishing the shelves. Unfortunately it looks like they've cottoned onto my buying tactics, as opening hours now finish at 8pm instead of 11pm.

[egg]

I think they're also trying to stagger the stock during the day - they were putting things like biscuits out while I was there. 

It's an interesting thing to contemplate that apparently a large proportion of the UK's food intake is normally consumed outside the home - so in some ways this shift to 100% at home is of course leading to a large jump in demand. 

[xtriple]

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

[HMC]

I’ve just taken a photo of the noughties MGrover HMC reserve collection as I’ve barely touched any of them save for picking the kids up.

I did have some cider yesterday eve and wanted to say cheers to you all.

[egg]

Bugger, just sold something on ebay, normally go to Post Office to get proof of postage - but just going to trust to luck this time!

[HillmanImp]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

Lass at work was picked up by the police today after dropping her boyfriend at work (Asda) as he doesn't drive. She was asked to prove it, she's like, er how? They just let her go.

[busmansholiday]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

I'd say that whilst plod might stop you they should be pretty understanding when you explain the circumstances to why you need to use the car.

Hopefully.

[Royale80]

Polished Sierra and the wife's Focus-must be getting bored!

 

[egg]

2 hours ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

It's worse in France, in the village an uncle of mine lives in someone was 'caught' without their attestation walking their dog in their own street.  Immediate fine.

[Cavcraft]

Has Wuvvum come out of his couch yet?

[Ohdearme]

Been in quarantine/isolation for last two weeks. Took first trip out today to drop some spare food at a neighbour who has a wheelchair bound  mother on the 12 weeks no going out list.

Had to push Mazda out of way first as following on from wifeys breakdown a few weeks back, there’s clearly a phantom drain.

Laguna woke up after two weeks of idle so I took that.

Saving a few quid by not renewing the insurance and sorning the white Mazda as I don’t think I’ll be needing three road legal cars any time soon.

[clayts450]

Did a good weekly shop at our local Morrison's this evening, at 6.30pm.

Hardly anyone in the shop, and loads of stock of pretty much everything (eggs and bog rolls aside). I didn't do any panic buying in the last couple of weeks, so never experienced the queues to get in anywhere - it was all very calm. 

Thought about giving the 420 a good blast but thought better of it and drove straight home.

[00833827]

Update on my fleet. Missus' golf needed a new clutch in the end. I thought just slave cylinder but mechanic didnt agree. Who am i to argue. Shes back on the road anyway.

My v50 failed test on rear suspension imbalance and headlight alignment. I got shocks for the rear delivered today. One side really sits down over bumps. Headlights i have not gone at yet but one seems very low so i am hoping the bulb is not fitted properly. I have aligned headlights before so i think i will be ok. Will fit the shocks tomoro. It will keep me out of the pub! Oh. Right.....

 

[Dannyk]

Decided to wash and polish the polo. Can't wait till I'm aloud to the jet wash again, much easier

Also found a sticker in a box of crap,  spose i could stick it on my jumper for next time I go shop

[GBJ]

42 minutes ago, Dannyk said:

Can't wait till I'm aloud to the jet wash again, much easier

 

Why aren't you allowed to jet wash it?