FIAT lottery: * PRICE REDUCTION MADNESS* £4 EACH OR 3 FOR £10!!!!

[Cavcraft]

Eyes down, look in MUTHAFLIPPERZ. It's the auction for a prize that taste or sense cannot buy. But you can bid for.

 

2001 Fiat Punto 1.2 automatic

MOT November

Taxed to get you home.

Power steering

Electric windows and electric sunroof

Only done 74,000 odd miles.

Dents in drivers door, wheel trims missing, has running fault, struggles to tick-over and possibly missing. actually (usually) drives ok once on the move but it will need work. Coil pack? Headgasket? Who knows? Fuck knows.

Drive it away, ring the RAC or just weigh it in, the choice is yours.

 

  

 

 

Tickets are just £7 each, payment by Paypal, please. The winning number will be the bonus ball for next Saturday (25/04/2015) on the national lottery main draw, failing that it will roll over to the following Wednesday.

 

Pm me for Paypal details, please and don't forget to copy and paste the numbers below and put your name against whatever one/s you want.

 

Brucie bonus: if the winner (ha!) decides he/she doesn't want the car, I will weigh it in via Cartakeback and you can have the current scrap value of the car, probably about £70.

 

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT LOSE. Unless you don't win, of course.  

 

 

 

 

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E&OE, terms and conditions don't apply. I reserve the right to be in the pub pissed when the lottery results come on and therefore not respond to the winner until the following morning.

 

Good luck, you're going to need it. Especially if you win.

[purplebargeken]

Too many of these bloody lotteries on here now, blah, blah, blah, bollocks, waffle, fuck. Mmm, JRG too.

 

Go on folks, buy a 'ticket' and laugh ironically all the way to Oooop North. 

 

GLWTL

[eddyramrod]

Going for the hard sell now I see, Billy!    I hope you get enough entries!

 

(Edit)  Or why not just send it to Andy cms now?

[cms206]

Funny thing is I won this fantastic gizmo in a raffle only last night...

[Lacquer Peel]

Put me down for 'none'.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I first read this is FAT LOTTERY.

Was actually more likely to buy a ticket for that.

[UltraWomble]

 

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Go on I'll have 2 then - PM me your payment details B

[purplebargeken]

You dangerous living super hero you.

[cort16]

Imagine telling your family you've won the lottery then coming back with this .

[HillmanImp]

Entering this is like entering a whore without a blob on, as the 'prize' is not something anyone would want. Should you 'win' a dose of the clap would probably be less embarrassing, easier to get rid of and less likely to put other women off sleeping with you too.

[dome]

I think we should all buy a ticket for cms206. He's not won enough raffles recently

[Richard]

I thought we could all just chip in £7 and land him with it anyway.

[ruffgeezer]

How much do I have to put in not to win it?

[Station]

I'll take number 01244 531946

[greengartside]

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I'll take No.14 please, Billy - let me know where to send the DIRTY CASH.

[Pillock]

Is it only ourselves we can buy numbers for? If not, I'll make a list of my worst enemies and get 'em one each.

 

Or I'll just buy ten for cms206.

[Pillock]

That makes it sound like he's my ten times worst enemy.... I didn't mean.... Wait..... Oh bugger.

[UltraWomble]

I was just thinking thats more than you would get if you scrapped it.

[New POD]

I first read this is FAT LOTTERY.

Was actually more likely to buy a ticket for that.

 

 

I read it as FLAT lottery, and wondered if we were talking about getting our names on a council waiting list for a Flat which we might be offered in 2048

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This is an unusual lottery, in which the 'winner' is actually the loser.

[cms206]

Get a blue tailgate and I may consider it. A sort of Council Hatchback of sorts - but first, a word from our sponsors.

 

[brownnova]

I was out walking the dog, when I saw a man pushing a wheely bin (he went a long way with it which was weird) anyway back to the point I would probably prefer to win the wheely bin than the gold Punto...

 

And for that reason I'm oot!

[alf892]

This is a right fuggin con.......any fuel knows you can buy one of those for £7 anyway...

[panhard65]

Go on then I will have number 8 for my other half she is always saying she never wins anything. PM me payment details please

[panhard65]

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOL its a slow old grind this one innit, even £7 is too much for most shiters to gamble on this.

[KruJoe]

I don't have anyone on my ignore page, but if I did, I'd pay £7 to add their name to this list.

[320touring]

If you pay me £7 I'll come and take it away..

[drum]

Maybe a roll of the dice would be a better option.

A 1 in 6 chance for the gamblers and £42 for cavsaviour.

A good deal for everyone.

[stripped fred]

I reckon at £3 a ticket I might be in but at £7 I'm not feeling it. I do like the idea of a car lottery though, just not this one...