Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread

35,738 · November 20, 2018

It’s probably knackered though because “they’re so reliable those old toyotas” - no it won’t stop running but it might need a fair bit spending on worn out items.

27,417 · November 20, 2018

Megawant, but insert here some generic excuse about the huge distance.

That just makes the collection thread more interesting!

7,914 · November 20, 2018

Can you weld? Have you the patience to weld? Buy this. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-owned-15-years-full-service-history-recent-MOT-failure-200/153256583086?hash=item23aecddfae:g:ICYAAOSw34Fbs8Eq

Fucking megabarg. Worth it for the engine and wheels surely?

DISCLAIMER: no it doesn't have MOT, sorry. Didn't think it warranted its own thread though. Sue me

9,318 · November 23, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201811222643098?

180 quid, Bristol, and liable to struggle for it's next MoT.

35,738 · November 24, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201811222643098?

180 quid, Bristol, and liable to struggle for it's next MoT.

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Great advert too

7,914 · November 24, 2018

Holy fucking shit Batman. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-for-sale-due-to-bereavement/1321638856

Please tell me someone on here bought it.

November 24, 2018

Holy fucking shit Batman. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-for-sale-due-to-bereavement/1321638856

Please tell me someone on here bought it.

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Surely there must be a shitter on here who could save this?

17,069 · November 24, 2018

It’s got Hirst written all over it that has

3,125 · November 24, 2018

Holy fucking shit Batman. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-for-sale-due-to-bereavement/1321638856

Please tell me someone on here bought it.

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17,069 · November 25, 2018

Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

17,069 · November 25, 2018

Alannahs Fiesta doesn’t have an MOT but apparently only needs brakes. Piece of proverbial on one of these, and very cheap. Looks a cheerful little thing for £120 and probably comes with a whole load of free corrosion as a bonus.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-1.3ltr-ford-fiesta-spares-repairs/1321888399

Looking at last years advisory notifications, it might also be worth budgeting for rear brake hoses, cv joint gaiters and lower wishbones. Still cheap though

17,069 · November 25, 2018

Kevin from Romford is so honest you don’t actually need to see a picture of the car. But he is good enough to let you know that it is a Skoda Felicia

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/good-running-get-u-there-getu-back-good-engine-good-gearbox-7-months-mot/1321176698

I dread to think what sort of a state it is in but bearing in mind I am going to Romford later, I might cruise the Rotunda Estate where the car is based to see if I can see it anywhere. Maybe later I will be able to post a blurry pic of a shagged Skoda incorporating a confused looking large tattoo’d man and his equally large tattoo’d bull terrier.

20,345 · November 25, 2018

Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Its usually a coil pack, sensors And will need spark plugs and Tlc.

Gib

33,790 · November 25, 2018

Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Flip if this was closer I'd have a butchers. Can't see the light being anyrhing serious if its been like that for 3 years. Chains on these are a weak point but for 2 ton who cares!

17,069 · November 25, 2018

The wheels alone will probably recoup half the purchase price on the bay

9,763 · November 25, 2018

Hey this looks pretty decent and usable for £200. MOT to next September, mileage ok, big engine and CO2 though so I would think the VED on this will be a bit of a bastard.

MOT history isn’t all that bad either. Wonder what that dash light is though?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-bertone-coupe-mot-9-19/1321381466

Sister had 1 of these and it used to eat camshaft sensors like there was no tomorrow

Genuine or pattern,4-6 weeks on average

4,744 · November 25, 2018

Kevin from Romford is so honest you don’t actually need to see a picture of the car. But he is good enough to let you know that it is a Skoda Felicia
https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/good-running-get-u-there-getu-back-good-engine-good-gearbox-7-months-mot/1321176698
I dread to think what sort of a state it is in but bearing in mind I am going to Romford later, I might cruise the Rotunda Estate where the car is based to see if I can see it anywhere. Maybe later I will be able to post a blurry pic of a shagged Skoda incorporating a confused looking large tattoo’d man and his equally large tattoo’d bull terrier.

Kevin is spoiling you , when you look at his advert on my mobile it doesn't even give you a make or a model !!!

8,694 · December 10, 2018

This...

http://autoshite.com/topic/33755-price-drop-drudgery-four-sails-or-roffle-v6-mondy-ghia-july-mot-%C2%A34-or-4-for-%C2%A314-will-swap-for-classic-insurance-friendly-chod/page-2

It's yours if you want it £200 or £177 if you buy all the roffle ticks.

Ticket to July, EML on but drives around still, noise from a wheel bearing (new supplied) and a bit giffered externally.

Surely somebody must want this?

9,318 · December 10, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812073073948?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=500&postcode=s730aa&sort=price-asc&radius=1500&page=3

Honest advert

200 quid Middlesexy area I think.

8,858 · December 12, 2018

Vindictive tester last time around suggests it's a shitbox, and may need weldage to get a ticket this time around. But £100 for an L-series needs bagging. Aughton, Lancs

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-2.0-turbo-diesel/1323755028

2,931 · December 12, 2018

Vindictive tester last time around suggests it's a shitbox, and may need weldage to get a ticket this time around. But £100 for an L-series needs bagging. Aughton, Lancs

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-2.0-turbo-diesel/1323755028

That's a bit of alright for £100!! That 2.0 engine has some balls in a car that size.

Well spotted.

9,318 · December 12, 2018

That's a bit of alright for £100!! That 2.0 engine has some balls in a car that size.

Well spotted.

Bought it yet,?

9,650 · December 12, 2018

150 quid Corsa in Surrey, 1 month MOT.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa/1323825079

This is about the best photo:

9,650 · December 12, 2018

Another 150 quid Corsa, another shit photo.

"Runs and drives fine it's got a blow in the exhaust full log mot March"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/runs-and-drives-fine-it-s-got-a-blow-in-the-exhaust-full-log-mot-march-/1323817899

December 14, 2018

150 quid Corsa in Surrey, 1 month MOT.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa/1323825079

This is about the best photo:

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This one is £250 now! The audacity!

27,252 · December 15, 2018

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1159573027552335

Hyundai getz gsi 2004 1.1 PETROL MOT 12-8-19 100,000 Starts drives Flexi on exhaust blowing rest of exhaust brand new Wants tlc to rear arches Laqure peel on bumpers Has slight misfire due to flexi blowing some times Cheap run around with loads mot £199 drive away Located Chester le street

2,931 · December 15, 2018

Bought it yet,?

Was half tempted. An old neighbour had one of these and it went like the preverbial from a shovel, apparently.

9,318 · December 17, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812103149434?

150 quid

9,318 · December 17, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812173309680?

195 quid, but "only starts with Easystart spray"

9,318 · December 17, 2018

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812163298931?

200 quid, tested till next year (OK January)

Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread

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