So what car shite has Santa bought you?

[trigger]

Happy Christmas everybody, now what exciting shite did Santa bring you today?

 

I'm a little excited as Mrs T's bought weekend tickets for the Goodwood revival and GT6 for the Playstation, that's my Christmas day sorted!

[Jim Bell]

Socks.

[skattrd]

Feck all so far, I may have to  buy myself some new chod to make up for it.

[Micrashed]

Socks.

Some fuses for the car.

A traffic cone.

2 books.

 

One of the books is full of "useless" facts - such as  the most recorded orgasms by a single woman in one hour is 147 - now that just sounds like a challenge to me.....

[trigger]

I can assure you that wasn't my wife, well not whilst I've been with her anyway!

[Lord Sterling]

No car related stuff this year.

 

I did get:

 

Only Fools and Horses complete DVD set + mug.

Porridge complete DVD set.

Some Shower Gel/Deodorant set.

Pyjama (or loungewear as they call it these days)

[Micrashed]

I said to my wife, you never tell me when you have had an orgasm.

 

She said she didnt like to bother me whilst I was at work :-/

[vulgalour]

Nothing.  He brought me nothing.  The cunt.

 

 

Actually, I don't care, I cancelled Christmas fairly early on and am pleased I did.  My seasonal gift to me has been extra car time.

[meggersdog]

A Tardis keyring from my neighbour.

[brickwall]

The same book as last year. Sheeesh!

[Angrydicky]

My parents are going to pay someone to drag the Maestro back from Kent to Essex so my dad can get it running and MoT'd. That's a pretty good present!

[Pillock]

Nothing car at all which is good, since most car items at Christmas fall distinctly into the Gift category and not Present.

 

I did consider dropping hints about car wash gear but I just know I'll carry on somewhere between not bothering, and job lot of Poundland stuff and a sponge I find in the garden.

 

The good lady however is delighted with her chainsaw. It's one of the few times I've purchased part of a present at a petrol station too, wrapped some unleaded and two-stroke oil up.

 

[oman5]

A Vanguards Vauxhall cavalier model

 "     "        "     Mk2 Escort

 

New set of rear springs for the P6

A combined torch/tool kit for the car

 

Mrs Oman is very understanding of my automotive fixation and thats one of the many reasons I love her.

[ShiteRider]

Dressing gown from mum

Slippers from sis

But stepdad came up trumps with a 1:18 scale ford capri 2.8i - in paris blue, to match the white one he got me last year.

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[rml2345]

Not strictly car but my sister and brother in law got me "ECW 1965-1986". Also recieved some transport DVDs to watch later. Chuffed!

Volvo was service was part of my Christmas too.

[Asimo]

20 litres of Broome Farm Cider, some of which I have already used, and a picture of a cock drawn in the dirt on my van!

 

Merry Christmas

[Asimo]

Socks.

Great for wiping dipsticks

[worldofceri]

BTCC 2013 DVD;

'Coventry's Motorcar Heritage' book;

a framed representation of the UK motorway network in the style of the London tube map;

and a clay bar.

 

Merry Christmas.

[Joey spud]

A front screen seal for my Subaru Pick up all the way from Oz,i hope it fits...

[tooSavvy]

Sis got me 'TG The cool 500 cars'..... editorial oversight [shirley?] as my car isn't in there

 

TS

[af1]

 

Lego camper!!!

 

And a sexy onesie! Rawr im a tiger

 

 

Sent from my Ericsson GH337 using WAP

[Lankytim]

10 quid Halfrauds voucher and a "keep calm and drive Volvo" T shirt. Suppose I should get a Volvo now.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I got a rather hardcore looking tyre pressure gauge, and the David Vizard book on tuning the A-series.

 

I also got a coffee grinder and little Bluetooth box to stream music from phone to stereo, these will keep me amused after I wreck my car shaving too much off the head with a dremel or making my own camshaft.

[saucedoctor]

DLC Pack for Grid 2 from the missus. Moar tracks and cars, including Spa, which is my fave:

 

[scruff]

 

Quite merry now and watching Carry On Boobs or some such - merry Xmas shiters

[Split_Pin]

Ford Escort Mk3 1.6 GL in Celtic Bronze in 1:18 scale

[fordperv]

Shitewise I got DVD boxset of cortina, capri and beetle programs from my secret santa at work, I got a deep dish steering wheel, a car cleaning set, a pair of mechanix work gloves and Mrs fordpervs Mum and Dad bought me a fancy auto dim welding mask.

[vulgalour]

The good lady however is delighted with her chainsaw.

 

This just about made my day.

[Shep Shepherd]

No car stuff, but I did get three bottles-worth of Pinot Grigio and a big bottle of Havana Club rum, which I aim to put to good use when I'm off work this weekend

[AndyW201]

Motoring wise, I got,

 

Vanguards Mk2 Escort Mexico (Signal Green with BVR, pretty much how I'd want the real thing if my numbers came up!)

The rare English dubbed version of Jackie Chan's Thunderbolt on DVD. 90s touring car shite ahoy!

The BFI DVD collection of public information films. Most of these aren't on YouTube or the Charley Says series, so 3 hours of horrific accidents and mostly 60s and 70s shite on view. Brilliant!

A couple of keyrings from the little 'uns. One is Barry's HA van and one is Wayne's E28 BMW from Auf Wiedersehen Pet. Quite unusual, never seen them anywhere before.

 

Other than that, a new watch, an amount of alcohol, and the usual smellie sets, socks, boxers, etc....