camryv6

Does your Mrs's mother live down the street from @barefoot perchance? 

Not sure if this is genuine or not. Nicked from another forum...

Me, last night, 7.10pm: No Autoshite, what am I gonna do?!
12 yr old daughter in a derisory tone: Get a life?

I genuinely think I'm developing some form of Tourette's lately
I sat an exam this week and, after making the examiner aware I'd finished, she escorted me from the room , she asked me quietly how it had gone.....I could have said "good", "not bad" but instead found it entirely appropriate to say " I've not been that nervous since my last prostate exam"    She didn't appear to be shocked but why the hell are things like this just coming out of my mouth without any filter.
Is it an age thing ?? I'm baffled ! 
 

They should of used that in there new advert lol

I always wondered how to get rid of my dildo packaging when I’m away on business trips, I now know that the answer is go to reception and announce ‘I found this under the bed!’.

Stopping away at a Premier Inn and found this under the bed, (empty box) just put it on the reception desk, staff speechless....

I’ve just had to send an, “ever since you” email to the garage. Ever since they fitted my passenger door, my Scirocco ’s just not run right. I’ve tried driving with the doors locked and unlocked, windows wound up and down and it’s just shite. Luckily they’ve admitted it’s all their fault and they’ll sort it all out for me FOC on Friday. 
Fucked servo, air leak and I’ll be paying.

Seen a C1 and a Rapid though! 
 

"I have slept in this many of times, tows fine on a 1.3l yaris." 
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They should of used that in there new advert lol

They should of used that in there new advert lol

They should of used that in there new advert lol

I saw one of those once.  It was when I was on holiday in Snowdonia.

I'm liking this mercedes a lot 

What did you expect from these self appointed pricks.

Jeep! 

How ? 
Why ? 
Impressive !! 

Halfords told me to go fuck myself.... Because it's a Sunday. 😢

Shark teeth sticker to hide the crack maybe ?

I will.