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#14341 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:20 PM

Where did you spy that one, 155V6? Reason is, I sold my 2.3L Granny to a fella from Bordon way who told me amongst the other 5 Mk2 Grandads he had was a light blue metallic 2.1D. What are the odds...

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#14342 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:21 PM

Headley,about 3 miles from Bordon :)

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#14343 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:23 PM

If you see a silver one nearby, EOX 539V, take a snap of it fer us, will you? :D

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:25 PM

I'll have a look,but don't remember seeing any others.It's only a small house though,so maybe his others are parked somewhere else?

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 06:57 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BZ,yI-Q!mk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0386869746

Now this is really appealing, not quite tax exempt, interesting colour, no MOT, missing V5 and check out the luxury interior.
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Ooh, that'd be a nice match for my Bond. Shabby plastic body and horrendously knackered interior. SNAP!

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:41 PM

This is class, I love these:

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:47 PM

Did the K70 evolve into anything or did it just die?

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:50 PM

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Woah there!! Look at this pup! still with it's 1980's sign writing! I remember a farm i used to go to which had one of these living in a bush years ago.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:50 PM

The K70 was an NSU design n'est pas?So it overlapped the Passat and therefore had to DIE.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:54 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BbOBWowBGk~$(KG...

Woah there!! Look at this pup! still with it's 1980's sign writing! I remember a farm i used to go to which had one of these living in a bush years ago.

Thats pure win
Also, is that a period Sun newspaper on the seat?
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:58 PM

That Simca is a total splurgefest... Love it!

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 07:59 PM

That IS pretty spesh. When was the last time you saw one (outside France)??I know Wuvsbury had one a couple of years ago, but that was pretty unwell IIRC.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:35 PM

"Cough" :oops:
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:26 PM

Ok, it's Pistonheads not ebay, but it's pretty special: http://www.pistonhea...les/1213212.htm
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:52 PM

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GR8 4 SHITE HOLIS DOWN 2 JAYWICK

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:59 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BbOBWowBGk~$(KG...

Woah there!! Look at this pup! still with it's 1980's sign writing! I remember a farm i used to go to which had one of these living in a bush years ago.

Thats pure win
Also, is that a period Sun newspaper on the seat?
Jesus! Haven't seen one of those in years!

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:44 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!B,BusY!BGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0364663436

One for Mr_Bollox?

This 'rare-tro' 33 has been for sale, one way or another, for the last eighteen months. I saw it two and a half years ago when it was a pretty nice car. Since then it's been sold a few times, and washed once, for those photos.

It didn't sell on ebay in June for £200: I phoned the seller after that auction closed but too late, someone else had already had it away. Next thing it's up on a few websites for £950, after an MoT that needed one tyre and a small patch of welding. Then it got reduced to £675, then it disppeared, only to reappear on ebay where it failed to reach reserve, reaching just over 300 quid.

Now it's back at £995. With new pictures that show it's lost its twin carb engine for a much crappier single carb one. I have no idea what this bloke is thinking - he doesn't seem to realise that the potential market for such a rare/shite Alfa consists of two people, Mr_Bollox and myself. Mr_Bollox seems to know what he's doing in the shite-buying stakes, and I am from Yorkshire, so he seems to be pricing himself out of a sale.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:59 AM

Oh aye, someone's nicked the twin carbs off it have they?!!! I would absolutely love one of those and if there are more than 5 still existing i'll eat my hat. Apart from maybe a mythical one which might appear at alfa shows from time to time, thats probably the best one left. However I too could not bring myself to pay much more than £300 or so for it, specially if some Norbert has pillaged the fuggin carburettors for his VW Beetle.I almost bought a diabolical one a few months ago but luckily it never happened.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:11 AM

Oh aye, someone's nicked the twin carbs off it have they?!!! I would absolutely love one of those and if there are more than 5 still existing i'll eat my hat. Apart from maybe a mythical one which might appear at alfa shows from time to time, thats probably the best one left. However I too could not bring myself to pay much more than £300 or so for it, specially if some Norbert has pillaged the fuggin carburettors for his VW Beetle. I almost bought a diabolical one a few months ago but luckily it never happened.

My thoughts exactly, there are 3, including this one, on the road I think.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:15 AM

The Taxi was a standard shelled, Ãœber-base-model, normally diesel Mk2. The Taxi pack added the goodies listed above. Huge ashtrays, vinyl seats, radio suppressors and the like. If his doors were the wrong size, he either had major issues, or one of those weird Coleman Milne jobs.

Cheers, one of those things that always made me wonder after he said the doors were wrong.

CM did do ever so slightly stretched ones, probably for use as funeral cars. They did look very similar to the ordinary ones, no extra windows, same roofline etc - he could have had one of those.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:03 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!BbOPeo!BGk~$(KG...

GR8 4 SHITE HOLIS DOWN 2 JAYWICK

Crikey. I test drove that back in 2007 when it still lived in Yorkshire. The first one I drove. What a way to start! It had a knackered clutch, so I ran away. Oh and the back was full of mould...

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:57 AM

Everything about that H says 'RUN AWAY'. Can't quite work out why but it just does look 'right' if you know what I mean...

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 03:45 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BbOBWowBGk~$(KG...

Woah there!! Look at this pup! still with it's 1980's sign writing! I remember a farm i used to go to which had one of these living in a bush years ago.

Thats pure win
Also, is that a period Sun newspaper on the seat?
Jesus! Haven't seen one of those in years!
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:54 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0331724699

I find myself strangely drawn to this, I'm not sure if it's the Thunderbirds/ miniture Espace looks or what. I do not need the wheelchair capability, although I suppose a commode could be fitted as a drivers seat ready for when people rip the piss out of me. Did these come with a suspension lowering set up to load the wheelchair?


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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:45 PM

The Doctors back....
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:09 PM

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This is mega cool dudes! 8)

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:16 PM

That is cool. Is that the same one that came up a couple of months ago?20 left is a likely figure, and I bet none of those are the poverty-spec vinyl-seated disasters like that which I was ferried about in as a child. All I recall is that it was a 20TL, 1.6 litre... it's not been on the road since July 86 according to DVLA (no surprise as it sat rotting on the driveway for a couple of years after POPweasel finished with it, and it has massive holes in the panels even when he bought it in '84 when the Renner 6 died from a knackered clutch....

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:22 PM

That is cool. Is that the same one that came up a couple of months ago?

If you mean the one below, then yes.. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0413358694

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:31 PM

I wonder how much it sells for this time, With a better advert it's already at £200 more then he paid for it.

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 09:57 AM

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