Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

131,105 · March 7, 2012

Have a 4x4 Simca, being sold by some bird bullying twatface.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SIMCA-4X4-LOR ... 1c2493083a

'i brought to use on our shoot to cart the beaters around'

I'd like to buy this to cart around a load of really pissed off hungry alsations and then set them on the seller. They wouldn't be just any pissed off alsations either, I'd force feed them a constant loop of 'The Smiths' CDs whilst waving the Union Flag and taunting them about the Falklands Islands. A bit later on I'd just hire a Vulcan bomber and carpet bomb the seller's driveway with some English language 'O' Level books whilst defecating down his chimney.

'canvas canopy hasnt no holes'

If is 'hasn't got no holes' then it must have at least one. Which is it, twatty?

62,857 · March 7, 2012

Potential mingebag motoring - white Impian on LPG.

131,105 · March 7, 2012

Hopeless advert of the week contender:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/W-E-Electric- ... 4cff20c7a2

'no battries. comes with charger'

Well thank St Betty Swollocks for that. I wasn't goihg to bid as it has no batteries but now there's a charger with it it makes it all worth while.

53,448 · March 7, 2012

Wheels and odd black paint aside I'd happily cause 57 miles of queues on the A55 by doing 12mph and slowing down to look at cows.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Carav ... 256dc17275

It's sort of like a Bedford Debonair but without an engine. Buy it and win!

Do want... want so much... but I have neither the funds nor the space. Instead I shall imagine it wobbling behind the Princess holding everyone up.

3.6k · March 7, 2012

'no battries. comes with charger'

Well thank St Betty Swollocks for that. I wasn't goihg to bid as it has no batteries but now there's a charger with it it makes it all worth while.

slap in a villiers and off you go,

If it were closer i drop that in my front garden for a year or so just to pish off the neighbours

23,647 · March 8, 2012

Here's a quattro version in Bath:

That is fuggin lovely.

87,904 · March 8, 2012

I was looking through the online catalogue of the local shite auction yesterday and there was an advert for a 1.4 2005 MG ZR with just 46K on it.

I quite like these so I thought I might take a little punt on it and use it for a bit but the auction company hadn't uploaded any picture of it yet.

They did this morning

.

I'm out.

23,647 · March 8, 2012

Has the door fallen off that MG? Or is it a 'modification' which I dont understand?

Have we had this lovely item yet?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C259341#

87,904 · March 8, 2012

Has the door fallen off that MG? Or is it a 'modification' which I dont understand?

Well spotted! I hadn't noticed that. Must be inverse lambo doors.

3,470 · March 8, 2012

Have we had this yet? Brown and gold Astra mk1 being advertised for stock car / banger purposes:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-astr ... 3a716c3977

4,737 · March 8, 2012

Has the door fallen off that MG? Or is it a 'modification' which I dont understand?

The hinges probably couldn't take the combined weight of the 'Xplod' 16x9s and several dozen soap-bars wedged into the door pocket.

3,470 · March 8, 2012

Nice tidy early 216 GTi Twin Cam also being advertised for banger racing. Makes your BLOOD BOIL.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-216-GTI ... 19ce40e2f1

19,434 · March 8, 2012

Nice tidy early 216 GTi Twin Cam also being advertised for banger racing. Makes your BLOOD BOIL.

And coolant, probably.

87,904 · March 8, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C287064

Custom American Paint Job

Really I hadn't noticed.

Anyway, MOT until Dec 12 it's got to be worth 750 quid!

87,904 · March 8, 2012

Guarantee your children a future in counciling by driving them to school in the Pontiac Trans-Shite every day.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C286772

No corrosion what so ever on body because its plastic

What, all of it?

9,797 · March 8, 2012

Guarantee your children a future in counciling by driving them to school in the Pontiac Trans-Shite every day.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C286772

No corrosion what so ever on body because its plastic

What, all of it?

Yep, including the gearbox and the head gasket

3.8k · March 8, 2012

Nice tidy early 216 GTi Twin Cam also being advertised for banger racing. Makes your BLOOD BOIL.

And coolant, probably.

That's a Honda D Series. They drink oil and crack heads instead of coolant misbehaviour.

1.6k · March 8, 2012

Guarantee your children a future in counciling by driving them to school in the Pontiac Trans-Shite every day.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C286772

No corrosion what so ever on body because its plastic

What, all of it?

I'd drive one before I'd get behind the wheel of an Espace again.

10,796 · March 8, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C287064

Custom American Paint Job

Really I hadn't noticed.

Anyway, MOT until Dec 12 it's got to be worth 750 quid!

Not with that paint job...

19,434 · March 8, 2012

Nice tidy early 216 GTi Twin Cam also being advertised for banger racing. Makes your BLOOD BOIL.

And coolant, probably.

That's a Honda D Series. They drink oil and crack heads instead of coolant misbehaviour.

Bugger, looks like my peculiar infatuation with future Rover ownership will be restricted to Perkins, Peugeot and L-series from now on.

87,904 · March 8, 2012

firebirds by cort16, on Flickr

10,796 · March 8, 2012

firebirds by cort16, on Flickr

Frankly, I'm amazed they haven't added a couple of moccasins to that to complete the image.

131,105 · March 8, 2012

Fastest OAP in the West-mobile.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-TOYOTA-C ... 19ce77c956

'a car that has had a set of tyres fitted to it's un-blemished alloys'

These new fangled motor contraptions, ey? What will they think of next, fitting some pistons to the engine or putting some glass in the windows?

4,737 · March 8, 2012

Do, really, really want...

But it's too far away. Balls.

44,535 · March 8, 2012

Has been well discussed on BXclub. Lovely low mileage but a seemingly knackered gearbox.

32,451 · March 8, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300675660951? ... 1438.l2649

I keep finding myself looking at these this evening, they are local and only Ã‚Â£99, I don't need them and the Rostyles on my Cortina do look good but I do like these and they are cheap enough.

9,740 · March 8, 2012

Taste called. You were out.

4,737 · March 9, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300675660951? ... 1438.l2649

I keep finding myself looking at these this evening, they are local and only Ã‚Â£99, I don't need them and the Rostyles on my Cortina do look good but I do like these and they are cheap enough.

That's where you're completely, totally, wrong. These wheels comprise instant win.

2,317 · March 9, 2012

Taste called. You were out.

Looks fine from that angle..

By fuck it looks hellish from any other....

6,733 · March 9, 2012

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