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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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A deathtrap Ashtray. Perhaps putting it in the fragger, with the person who cut the springs locked in it!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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慎重に接着剤ボディシェルにボンネットを、すべてのキッチン家電であなたの夕日を再点火するために栄光の自動車のために世話をする。ハッピーカーのモーターカンパニーは、家族の馬のためにおもちゃ乳母車のライフスタイルのニーズを飾る。警告、危険な化学物質が含まれている場合があります。

 

Kleben Sie sorgfältig die Motorhaube auf die Karosserie, die Betreuung für glorreiche Automobil Ihre Sonnenuntergänge überhaupt Küchengeräten wieder anzünden. Glückliche Car Motor Company schmücken Spielzeug Kinderwagen Lebensstil braucht für Familien Pferde. Achtung, enthalten gefährliche Chemikalien.

 

仔细胶机身外壳的引擎盖，光荣的汽车护理，在所有的厨房用具，以重新点燃日落。跑马车电机公司美化家庭马玩具童车生活方式的需求。警告，可能含有危险化学品。

 

 

Soigneusement colle le capot de la coque, en prenant soin de l'automobile glorieuse de rallumer votre couchers de soleil à tous les appareils de cuisine. Bonne Motor Company Car embellir besoins jouet poussette vie pour les chevaux de la famille. Attention, peut contenir des produits chimiques dangereux.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2cv-unfinishe ... 0626899074

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Please check the contents of your ROFLCOPTER tank before viewing this next 'sort after' motor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAXHALL-CHEVE ... 336f64febc

 

Starting bid: £5,000.00 [ 0 bids ] Reserve price not met

 

Really belongs in the 'bargains' thread but the front indicator/parklights arrangement and the bargain bucket spot lights have jolly well made my day. I will actually SHOW MY ARSE IN BURTON'S WINDOW if this sells for over five grand.

1.3 engine for maximum lolage.

 

 

'THE WINNER WILL BE VERY HAPPY AS THEY WOULD OBVIOUSLY NEEDED TO HAVE CONSUMED A WHOLE MENTAL HOSIPTAL'S YEARLY SUPPLY OF HAPPY PILLS'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I like the word 'replica'.

 

'Designed as a one off to resemble a certain VW/Audi owned luxury car makers GT model, it originally looked as shown in photo's 9-10. I then made the mistake of trying to market the body panels as a "replica" body conversion kit called the TRIBUTE AUTOMOTIVE GT COUPE, said manufacturer was not best pleased and I was legally forced to modify the car to look as it does now'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Supra- ... 2c6170855a

 

'the whole saga has left a bad taste'

 

Yeah, we can see.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Cav, the owner of that Shove-it is clearly a berk. What are the odds the engine wont fit in without major surgery to the bodywork? And for that kind of moolah, it should be a fully completed 'hot shove-it'. Even then, about £3.5k max, and would look better in silver, not white.

 

And don't get me started on the clown with the heavily knobbed Supra. Probably added about half a tonne in weight, with the GRP, and resin & Isopon!

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I'm puzzled by this Supra saga - why would Audi (I'm assuming it is Audi) come down heavily on a one man band type operation flogging GRP panels to "modify" an old Japanese car with limited appeal and availability? It could be argued, I suppose, that there is a homage to the TT design but it's not an outrageous copy, cashing in on VAG's success. And why didn't Audi jump up and down on Paul Banham's Metro based TT inspired kit? This doesn't really add up to me :?

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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I'm puzzled by this Supra saga - why would Audi (I'm assuming it is Audi) come down heavily on a one man band type operation flogging GRP panels to "modify" an old Japanese car with limited appeal and availability? It could be argued, I suppose, that there is a homage to the TT design but it's not an outrageous copy, cashing in on VAG's success. And why didn't Audi jump up and down on Paul Banham's Metro based TT inspired kit? This doesn't really add up to me :?

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As kit cars go, I thiink this one actually looks fairly accurate to the prototype...

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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DOH !! Well, there you go! :oops::oops::roll::roll::lol::lol:

 

But proves my point - if you can't tell what it's meant to be, why would they object? (EFA:- Ican't tell what it's meant to be)

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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That "Vaxhall" Chevette advert suggested I look at this, and to be fair, it's as nice as the Chevette is hopeful:

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I've been hovering over the MAKE OFFER button for the last 5 minutes. Bloody miles away though...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Austin-A ... 2eb9bb21a4

 

Figures are agreed... :P Proper long drive home awaits.... :?

 

Oh YAYYY! Good score, Alex! Looking forward to the thread; don't forget your camera (with new batteries)!

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

Woody

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Liking this, £8k seems steep for an old XJS, even a nice looking TWR one

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-5- ... 270wt_1344

 

I used to have a 1.1 Ghia with the same CVT gearbox - one of the nippiest cars away from the lights cos it didn't change gear. Just set the revs at 3000 and it left most cars behind (no really!!) Not so sure about a pink one, but 43k miles and only £600 atm, very tempting!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-FIE ... 1e691d81f1

 

Deux Chevaux on Minilites? Naaaaaaaaah

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-CITROEN- ... 45feb0716c

 

Spent 8 grand so worth £6500? Naaaaaaaaaah!!!

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

Woody

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This would look GR8 on my delivery round. Plenty of scene tax in the price, but how often do you see a nice original one?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Volkswag ... 415ffe814c

 

This however wouldn't. No scene tax, but at 3 grand just seems expensive to me!

 

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needs some cosmetic work

No, really???

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-ca-va ... 1e69388222

 

OMG RATLUK!!! Only a bag of sand too...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-cus ... 45ff237a9a

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

Woody

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Buy this and turn it into a omg ratluk camper, then sell it for £20K

 

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I have put new brake calipers on the front, break pads to be fitted (supplied with van)
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Not UK Registered

Ah.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Camper-Fac ... 4ab16870ab

 

 

 

£500. Yeah, right.

 

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what you see is what you get it comes with chassis plates and v5

Oh I see...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-van-proj ... 2a16d9408b

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

Woody

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Strong money at £3750, but I rather like this...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-CA ... 4ab1d66c54

 

 

 

Squash those Range Rovers on the school run:

 

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7.3 IDI

Phwoaaaaaarrrrr!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-FORD-GRE ... 27c10780d4

 

 

Words fail me...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-bay-window ... 27c09cc9e8

 

 

Schlumpf!!! :D:D:D

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREATHTAKING- ... 2eb9c7288b

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