Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-911-1 ... 35b7c2d1c3

 

I know this it's out of the range of most autoshiters but If i had the money I'd be all over this, what a lovely colour!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-C ... 2eb9de15c2

 

A 1982 "Y" plate TR7 sounds very late, One of the last made maybe?.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320812098925? ... 1438.l2649

 

This little hunny has worked it's way onto the watch list, local too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 2a1702e145

 

Ideal for those who want to travel in class.

[cort16]

Eric Claptons old bi-turbo with 149,000 miles on it. Apparantly the song Layla was originally called Layby inspired by all the time he spent in Layby's waiting for the AA.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180769260800&ih=008&category=18187&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[cort16]

There's been a few of these Audi V8's up recently but this one looks mega tidy for £1200 although the guy seems to be suffering from ebay fever.

 

FEEL FREE TO HPI THE CAR IF YOU WISH ? OR COME AND LOOK AT IT BUT NO TIME WASTERS, I WILL WANT TO SEE THE CASH BE FOR TAKEING IT OUT FOR A DRIVE . IVE HAD ALL THIS RUBBISH BE FOR . LOOK BE FOR YOU BUY AS THE CAR IS SOLD AS SEEN ! 32 looking at this car ? i find this so strange ? its buy now ! what are you all doing ? come and buy it be for some one else dose . its a fantastic car that is killing me to sell but i need it sold asap . may now px with cash classic ford . capri , escort, model y ONLY. ring me im a nice guy i dont bite ! just dont mess me a bout . car is now 1200.00 i need it sold asap some one will get a reel bargin, the audi service cost me over 500.00 ! come on some one ? it is on the road now . tax and long mot!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140659817086&ih=004&category=122143&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[RENOMAD]

Someone tell me what the fug is going on?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Robin ... 2eb9ebf887

I have to say this is NOT a professionally wrapped Reindeer

Well I don't want it then

 

reminds me of the film Dumb & Dumber

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The seller wants £3500 for that 'Sud sadly so I'm out.

[AlsoMike]

There's been a few of these Audi V8's up recently but this one looks mega tidy for £1200 although the guy seems to be suffering from ebay fever.

 

That guy seems to have decent chod up on a regular basis, but his listings are always written in that desparate/slightly threatening manner. The prices go up and down like a yo-yo too, one day it'll be "£1200 AND NOT A PENNY LESS, NO OFFERZ", then the next day the price will have dropped to £1095...

[RobT]

No idea what these are worth, but looks cheap to me considering the T&T:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C256675

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Clapton's old Biturbo looks nice, specially the interior! I'd have to sack that silly numberplate off though. 'Trying too hard'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-MUSTANG- ... 0657126990

 

WAS PURCHASED ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO BY IAN CURRUTHERS IN SWANAGE (MUSTANG BREAKERS) FOR £1000 FROM A AMERICAN BREAKERS IN BARNSLEY FOR ENGINE/BOX ONLY.

 

289 MANUAL

 

HE ENDED UP HAVING THE WHOLE CAR ON THE UNDERSTANDING, HE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT FOR YARD TO BE CLEAR OF THE SCRAP CARS AROUND/ON TOP OF IT.

 

4 YEARS WENT PAST, AND THE YARD WAS SHUT DOWN, AND THE CAR HAD SERIOUSLY DETERIATED EVEN MORE.

 

ON SATURDAY MY TRANSPORT GUY WENT TO COLLECT FROM YARD, AND DRAG ONTO HIS TRANSPORTER, AND BRING BACK TO MY MATES YARD....THIS HAS COST £350 TO COLLECT, SO CAR NOW OWES £1350

[wackywacerwill]

Jeez, that 'stangs farked. Could be worth something to someone as art I suppose.

 

Hubba hubba

[Lankytim]

Wasn't that BI-TURBOT sprotted in Manchester recently by Wat?

[Cavcraft]

Never even heard of one of these, let alone seen one...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-203-1 ... 19cbd128e2

 

As colours go that's pretty vile but a classy old car alright.

[Cavcraft]

And now an appeal to anyone living in the Newbury area. Crimes against old motors are offering a £3.57p reward to the first person to go round to the person's house who is selling this car and give them the shoeing of a lifetime for putting those wheels on it...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR- ... 41606380e1

 

 

"how cool is that?"

 

On the scale of 1-10 I'd say about minus three hundred million.

[wackywacerwill]

Poor mans beige Porker

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-PORSCHE-924-AUTO-BEIGE-/320807741840?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab1a1a990#ht_500wt_1357

[ashmicro]

The beige 911 is too dear. That model isn't that desirable, and it's a leftie. There's a turbo-bodied whaletail Carrera of that generation going retail at the place I got my Jaaaaaag from for the same money, and it's a right-hand drive.

[cort16]

Get ready to hit the drifting scene HARD with this monster.

The most amazing thing about this car is someones done 25,000 miles in it. Three seater though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car-two-passengers-/120821289093

[cort16]

I was just checking out what was coming up at the local auction and stumbled across this beauty.

http://www4.amstock.co.uk/wilsons/stock/StockDetail2011.aspx?lot=8&sale=11160&stock=generaltue&site=dalry&regno=X212USM

[Cavcraft]

605-tastic!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-605-s ... 336f794d5c

 

Pound shop wheel trims

 

This is in Shaun1507's territory and not a million miles from Retro80boy's gaffe. What are you waiting for lads?

[Cavcraft]

Autoshite famous car alert

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MAZDA-32 ... 1c21f2a281

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

605-tastic!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-605-s ... 336f794d5c

 

Pound shop wheel trims

 

This is in Shaun1507's territory and not a million miles from Retro80boy's gaffe.

 

The only gaffe here will be by the auction winner.

[Cavcraft]

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WHAT, FFS?

 

Can I have something dangerous for Christmas?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GO-CART-/1707 ... 27c152459a

 

'I think there is a problem with the clutch, stopping the engine starting. This is pick up only'

[dollywobbler]

Get ready to hit the drifting scene HARD with this monster.

The most amazing thing about this car is someones done 25,000 miles in it. Three seater though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car-two-passengers-/120821289093

 

Ahem. 25,000Kms. About 15,500 miles. Still seems pretty impressive! I quite like that. Unlike most electric cars, it doesn't seem to be trying to resemble the bastard son of a training shoe and a goldfish bowl.

[retrogeezer]

Autoshite famous car alert

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MAZDA-32 ... 1c21f2a281

 

 

NOOOOOO!!!

 

Thought Joe might have offered it up on here first.

[Craig the Princess]

Autoshite famous car alert

 

NOOOOOO!!!

 

Thought Joe might have offered it up on here first.

 

It is a shame that he didn't

 

Really what is it with the huge text in ebay ads thing? (Sorry, I'll go back to the Grump thread shortly)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I was just checking out what was coming up at the local auction and stumbled across this beauty.

http://www4.amstock.co.uk/wilsons/stock/StockDetail2011.aspx?lot=8&sale=11160&stock=generaltue&site=dalry&regno=X212USM

 

What a thundering pile of horse shit, it looks like its face has melted

[ashmicro]

^ and it's a 1600 too. I bet that's lively.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I would love to have a massive dump on the bonnet.

[DSdriver]

Is it wrong to want one of these

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT-406-SE-3-0-V6-COUPE-BLUE-/160698379437?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256a5eacad#ht_1058wt_1270

Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

[CreepingJesus]

Mad as a box o' frogs V6 Alfa/Cinq 'project' is back. Owner emigrating to Canadialand, where presumably he'll not quite build a 454 Chev motored snowmobile...

the idea was to create a fast mid engined machine with Stratos-like handling

Sure about that? You are Bernard Darniche, and I claim my £5...

 

Early Golf Cabby breaking, if anyone's interested.

 

Boggo 190, low miles, 12 months ticket and FSH. Tweed jacket and Daily Mail extra.

 

What Could Possibly Go Rong? Spares or Repairs French barge, which apparently only needs serviced, brake discs, window reg and an engine mount changed. Bargain for the brave?

 

Monza in need of TLC. Seems familiar, was this on earlier in the year?