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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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"Barn find" shooting brake.

 

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Argh! This might* be alright if it hasn't been battered to pieces by being driven over speed humps in this state.

 

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theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-TRIUMPH-DOLOMITE-1500-HL-WHITE-/220877680630?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item336d55eff6

 

Not a happy chappie (not that I blame him)!!

 

*IMPORTANT! Do not do any dealings with EBAY member '106-pug'. This f**king duesche bag will outbid you then ignore you when it comes to paying up. Absolute tosser. To make matters worse, i have an automated paypal account which meant i got a 20 quid charge for an advertisement that never was. This guy gets a rather scary 'non payment' registered against his 6 month old profile! You naughty boy, no gold star for you! What a load of crap when what he has done is essentially illegal. Be clear, you bid again you pikey bastard and I will pay an investigator to track your IP address and you and me will be alone somewhere and there will be an accident sustained on your part.

 

I love my Dolly, she's my pride and joy - but you should not own a classic car unless you A) are a mechanic or B) a want to be mechanic or C) Have time on your hands for a beautiful hobby.

 

Well I am no mechanic either, but even I would get this bit right!!

 

Drive up to Leicester to see friends (where she is currently moored) and, not checking my petrol meter, allow the tank to get low enough that the rust that sits at the bottom of most any 35 year old petrol tank, gets sucked through to the alternator? or the other bit that fires the timing for the engine which causes the car to break down. With these old motors it turns out there are two of them which makes it dually hard to sort the timing out and requires a certain timer tool - the likes of which left the young mechanic I tried to get to fix it, baffled (amateurs).
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theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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That Escort looks great, so 1980's!!

 

I didn't realise they did a Laser estate!

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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OMG Topolino.

 

Some good background chod in this chap's yard.

 

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an rusty & rotten shagged fiat thats too small for a 6ft tall person to drive

 

i know at least one person who would buy that :shock:

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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*SEXY MAESTRO ALERT*

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MAESTRO-2- ... 3f0f30e374

 

How fit is that?

Fitter than Karen Trushel in tight pants.

I MUST read and re read auctions - upset the seller of the Not Mk2 Fiesta when I bid, realised it wasnt a rolling shell with no gearbox but just some seats and withdrew my bid.

Apparently he thinks thats my way of finding the reserve price out.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I never thought I'd type what follows....

 

That Maestro is bloody gorgeous and a right bargain. Mine was the twin of it, and I miss that car so much, even nearly 6 years later.

 

Bloody hell, did I really just say that? I must be ill.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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That Maestro is bloody gorgeous and a right bargain. Mine was the twin of it, and I miss that car so much, even nearly 6 years later.

 

But we don't know what the reserve is?? Or has the listing been changed?

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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That Maestro is bloody gorgeous and a right bargain. Mine was the twin of it, and I miss that car so much, even nearly 6 years later.

 

But we don't know what the reserve is?? Or has the listing been changed?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Drive up to Leicester to see friends (where she is currently moored) and, not checking my petrol meter, allow the tank to get low enough that the rust that sits at the bottom of most any 35 year old petrol tank, gets sucked through to the alternator? or the other bit that fires the timing for the engine which causes the car to break down. With these old motors it turns out there are two of them which makes it dually hard to sort the timing out and requires a certain timer tool - the likes of which left the young mechanic I tried to get to fix it, baffled (amateurs).
:shock::shock:

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autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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BX19 TXD, only £375 so far.

 

this is only 205 quid now - one bidder has withdrawn

 

 

i'd have this for a parts truck, but im skinter than a skint thing for the next few weeks :cry:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C259113

 

This car was last used in 1985 and has been sat in the barn since. It belongs to a friend of mine who has now come to the conclusion, at 78 years of age,that he will not be driving the car again

 

This is only £195 now, i would cheerfully spend £195 on it. Unfortunatley its on the south coast and aint a-frameable so its got to be another £250 to get it home.. outta my league unf.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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*SEXY MAESTRO ALERT* How fit is that?

Fitter than Karen Trushel in tight pants.

 

WHO?

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C259113

 

This car was last used in 1985 and has been sat in the barn since. It belongs to a friend of mine who has now come to the conclusion, at 78 years of age,that he will not be driving the car again

 

This is only £195 now, i would cheerfully spend £195 on it. Unfortunatley its on the south coast and aint a-frameable so its got to be another £250 to get it home.. outta my league unf.

 

Where are you Mr Bo111ox? For something that awesome someone on here must be able to help. If you are near East Anglia I'm sure we could come up with some diesel and pasty only deal!

jonathan_dyane Rank: Renault 16

jonathan_dyane

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I like that VX4/90 far more than is healthy. Thank fuck I have nowhere to keep it!

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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*SEXY MAESTRO ALERT* How fit is that?

Fitter than Karen Trushel in tight pants.

 

WHO?

Someone I know who has a smashing arse.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Someone I know who has a smashing arse.

 

Pics or it didn't happen!

TimothyClaypole Rank: Citroen Ami

TimothyClaypole

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I'm off to see the missus in a couple of weeks, think I'll get this in my suitcase:

 

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£95.00 :mrgreen:

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Fitter than Karen Trushel in tight pants.

 

WHO?

Someone I know who has a smashing arse.

 

 

i googled the woman - and found nothing

 

 

c'mon wheres the photos?

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