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retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Holy shit, the chances of finding another 323 like that basically zero.

 

 

Yeh, Trigger should just buy it to save it for someone else on here!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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*Advert of the year.

 

$(KGrHqJHJBQE8+nTJJiQBPT!I8KRe!~~60_3.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-CITROEN- ... 4ab49b8e07

 

Here's the full extent of the wording and I'm not kidding either:

 

'Citroen CX'

He also says it's a manual when it's blatantly a fugging auto. Still, it's worth £250 - if only to convert mine to a full auto when I eventually run out of money to spend trying to get the C-matic working reliably... :roll:

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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Nice, but it'd probably cost that much again to go all the way out to Penzance, collect it and drive it back to the Midlands/North/East Anglia/(insert location).

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Nice, but it'd probably cost that much again to go all the way out to Penzance, collect it and drive it back to the Midlands/North/East Anglia/(insert location).

 

No way Jose...less than £30 on the coach & gently potter* home. Get on it!!

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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being a community carer, a car like this is not the best choice!

 

Looks like one of her charges did the photos. Painstakingly honest description, MOT until August. VERDICT: worth £600 and a trip to fricking Bodmin.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ALFA-ROM ... 19ce031841

 

$(KGrHqZ,!h4E8J7!fqcbBPJtgyL8VQ~~60_12.JPG

 

Tidy VR6 with a full ticket for £600.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-VR6-W ... 33722c802e

 

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RS Turbo for £650! Just needs some air in that tyre and a couple of bits and pieces.

 

PIECE 1:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-ESC ... 3a711e7d6b

 

$(KGrHqV,!qsE88gcIyMtBPRpOYFrVQ~~60_12.JPG

 

I had one of these for a couple of years, during which it suffered just one problem: PERMANENT SHITNESS. However, Zorro was so taken with this £595 MOT-less example that he took his mask off for a better look.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ ... 3a70ffa3f5

 

$(KGrHqF,!isE68hB,zqhBPS9-RldY!~~60_12.JPG

 

3.2 Sport auto, 91k, £700 with a full advisory-free MOT. Looks good; prob isn't.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-JAGUAR-X ... 0964597498?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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:shock::shock:

 

One of these is the real thing, the other was built by an idiot in his back garden.

 

But which is which?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That truck thing perched on a tiny pile of rocks looks fuggin ridiculous! it appears to be the work of a total lunatic.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Holy shit, the chances of finding another 323 like that basically zero.

 

 

Yeh, Trigger should just buy it to save it for someone else on here!

 

I was eyeing that up last night, it looks great and is right on my door step, sadly i haven't got £500 or any need for a forth car!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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*Advert of the year.

 

$(KGrHqJHJBQE8+nTJJiQBPT!I8KRe!~~60_3.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-CITROEN- ... 4ab49b8e07

 

Here's the full extent of the wording and I'm not kidding either:

 

'Citroen CX'

 

I still think this car is worth saving, but by a younger man with a large family.

 

Dunno about the rest of you, but I wouldn't risk putting my kids into something which looks like it would fold in two in an accident...

 

For fucks sake, put it out of its misery and send it to the fragger.

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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In the words of James Brown..."I wanna take it to bridge" :D

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120865712415

 

Cheap P100 for someone - in this case me, as i have bought it!

 

 

You should badly convert this into an estate, then list it on ebay when it's 80% done (apart from all the hard jobs) with a set of shitty alloys on for something like £3750 BIN. Make sure you don't weld the sills up or owt.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Kwality purchase Mr Bollox - is that a P100 Ghia then with the chrome round the driver's window? :wink::D

 

 

I must not buy that Scirocco

I must not buy that Scirocco

I must not buy that Scirocco

I must not buy that Scirocco

I must not buy that Scirocco

 

Does look nice though, and it's everything mine isn't (ie working, beige, 1.8 K-Jet engine, not been to the moon and back, seats not ripped, properly legal with the Doovla etc)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauhall-Viva- ... 33728cd84e

 

'Vauhall Viva. Some work already been done as you can see from the picture: I have receipts for fitting a spoiler (£300) and backing it into a quarry (£118.75) but couldn't be arsed with the floor or brakes'.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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My dad used to have a red P100 1.8TD, It was a cracking truck, Seeing that you had one of these before I'm guessing your quite a fan of them Bo1, Ideal for your french trips I'd imagine.

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