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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Got a thing for Japanese engined, plastic lined, torque free, suspensionless Brit "Luxury"? How's about this? Just under 20k miles from new (I wouldn't want to spend any time in it either), currently at £800 with four hours to go. No reserve, understandably.

 

Should really be in the "Bargains" thread at that money, but hey, this is Autoshite in all its grey two tone, stinking of Jap pensioner piss, glory.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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On my way to see my friends

who lived a couple blocks away from me (owh)

As I walked through the subway

it must have been about quarter past three

In front of me

stood a Germanic bint with a shiny body

She asked me for a bid

I said it'd cost her her username

a six digit number & a date with me tomorrow at nine

 

 

I met this car on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making miles by Wednesday

and on Thursday the bastard wouldn't start

so I took it out Friday & Saturday, we chilled on Sunday

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-a4-2-8-q ... 4ab10cbfd8

 

'the gear box has like a thurs bearing noise'

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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If it still has it's VIN plate someone will find a home for it, especially at less that the cost of 12 months tax for, say, a post '73 Mini :roll:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Booooiiinnnnngggg!!!!

That IZ TEH SEKXS x 1357954.367.

 

I wonder what it'll go for.....

 

If I had money, space etc etc etc.....

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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As it is a left hooker would the speedo be kph and the mileage actually kilometres (ie considerably less)?

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Good point Mr DS.

It's irrelevant really, because you just know that you'll be remortgaging your house by next Easter whether it's 190k in miles, kilometres or metres!!

 

Hmmm....Anyone want a Volvo?

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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There was one of those Kappas for sale over on RR a while back. Nobody wanted it and it got tin-canned! I definitely WOULD if it wasn't for my goldfish needing urgent medical bills paying e.t.c.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Well, thats 5.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 per cylinder.

What are you, an idiot? :roll:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That Lancia must be the Italian translation of "Rover Sterling Coupe"....... :D Bloody hell it's sexy!

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Well, thats 5.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 per cylinder.

What are you, an idiot? :roll:

 

Maybe they're including the tyres & radio :wink:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Message sent to seller RE valves..... :lol:

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Gumtree York

Deawoo(sic) Nubira estate with T&T for £300 a mile or so off the A1:

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Are these cars really as dismal as I imagine them to be? Should have a Vauxhall 16v lump too shouldn't it?

 

Is it wrong that I want to buy this thing?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Next year I'd be well up for that Daewoo (or one like it), although silver? Ugh! One thing he says particularly disturbs me though: "No offers." If the T&T were more than a month, yeah maybe, but come on fella...

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Its worth £250 scrap, innit mate.

Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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Hello Mike,

I recommend we do the transaction using eBay because they offer the highest rate of safety and reliability during online transactions.

eBay will act as a third party between us to create confidence; you will also have access to a refund policy on this transaction, no obligation to buy and no fees involved if you won't accept the transaction's terms.

 

Western Union. Escrow service. A N Other... Will provide safety for the both of us.

 

Its not even an original text.

Those lines have been in scams for years. You could have a lot of fun wasting this chap's time.

 

Or just go and by yourself a car.

An actual real one that exists and everything.

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